Gods of death, darkness and picking up chicks

Giving up

It was a stressful day in Ponyville, everypony was preparing for the big" Hearts and hooves day".

Big Mac, and Applejack was working their flank off to make enough applecider for everypony in town.

Rarity and Sweetie Bell had been given the assignment to decor the great hall to the great dance.

Rainbow Dash was clearing the clouds after last night and then she would take a nap.

Jaden was helping Vinyl with the sound but they were finished pretty fast so they were taking a break at "Sugarcube corner".

"So, how's life going?" Vinyl asked him." Still got the mare-problem on you?"

"Yeah, but they're not as...uhm" Jaden said as he tried to find the right words.

"On you?" Vinyl suggested.

"Yes, you can say that" Jaden said as he chuckled." They're more careful now so they don't make me pissed"

"Glad to hear it" Vinyl said with a smile and finished her strawberry-muffin." So what's the plan for tomorrow?"

"Hide under my bed and stay there the day out" Jaden said with a shrug." There's no way that I go out there when the mares are, like crazy to get a stallion"

Vinyl laughed at Jaden, he had been a true jerk to so many that he didn't want any trouble with multiple mares at the same time.

"You know, it would be easier to stop the mares if you just accept one as a mare-friend" Vinyl said.

This caused Jaden to jump up, almost hitting the roof at the same time, in shock and embarrassment.

"I...I don't want anything with mares and love right now" he stuttered with a hughe blush on his face.

"Why not?" Vinyl asked but then something jumped into her mind." Wait...are you...?"

"What?" Jaden asked in confusion, he had no clue what it was about.

"Uhm...homosexual?" Vinyl asked with a little blush on her face but Jaden was defenitly shocked.

"WHAT??! NO I'M NOT GAY, I'M JUST TRYING TO FORGET MY OLD RELATIONSHIP!!!" Jaden screamed out, causing the few ponies, in the store, to turn their heads towards them.

"Oh...that makes sense" Vinyl said, still blushing after her little miss."I'm sorry"

"It's alright, you didn't know" Jaden said meanwhile he looked at himself"Do I really look like a homo?"

"I'm going back to the club, I'll see you later pal" Vinyl said as she walked towards the door.

"Yeah, later Scratch" Jaden said and went back to his chocolate cake.

Jaden was afraid of tomorrow, his friends had learned their lesson but not the rest of Ponyville.

What would happen if he attracted all mares and then they fought over him?

Unfortunately, he didn't wan't to find out and decided to play safe.

Then, all of a sudden, Jaden saw that two ponies were arguing with a crowd around them.

One of them was a blue coated mare with a wizard hat and the other was his friend Twilight.

"What the hay is going on?" He asked himself as he turned around and walked out of the door to get a better view.

"I told you already Trixie, I'm sorry for humiliating you" he could hear Twilight say as he pushed himself towards the center, giving many 'sorry' and 'excuse me'.

"The great and powerful Trixie, doesn't want your excuses." The blue coated mare said with a voice that could annoy the living shit out of anypony." Trixie demands justice to be served"

Jadens ears almost bled by hearing her voice, it was so annoying that he wanted to remove her voice.

However, he didn't know if it was worth it.

Then Jaden saw Rainbow Dash.

"Hey Rainbow, what's up with this chick?" He asked her as he took a place at her side.

"Hey Jaden, it's just "Ms. Annoying" herself being jealous on Twilight again" Rainbow explained.

" What for?" Jaden asked, ignoring the argue between Twilight and Trixie.

" Long story short:

Trixie came to our town and bragged about she was the best magician in Equestria.

We called her out and Twilight had fix a mess that she had made herself.

Now she want revenge on us for making fun of her" Rainbow explained.

"So that self-centered mare is just mad at her for being second place?" Jaden explained.

"Yeah, pretty much" Rainbow said with a shrug.

"What a flankhole" Jaden chuckled.

This caused Trixie, to move her attention towards Jaden.

"How dare you adress the great and POW..." She started.

"Yeah, yeah the Great and Powerful plus completely self-centered and 3rd ponytalking Trixie" Jaden said with a bad imitation of her. " We heard it about a million times from now on"

"Why you...who do you take Trixie for, an IDIOT??!" She said offended but Jaden made a smile to his oppertunity for more humiliation.

"Let's see, you talk about yourself in 3rd pony meanwhile we others talk about ourselfs in 1st pony?"

"Th-that is correct" Trixie answered.

"No further questions" Jaden said with a sly grin as everypony, except the shocked and angry Trixie, tried to keep a giggle from themselves.

"You...you're the pony of darkness" she said as she realized who he was" Hehe, you don't seem to be scary at all."

"Just like you don't seem to be a good magician" Jaden replied as the crowd had to put their hooves over their mouths, to not burst out in laughter.

"WHY YOU LITTLE... TRIXIE DEMANDS JUSTICE TO BE SERVED AGAINST TWILIGHT SPARKLE OR THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR A PONY"Trixie shouted towards them. " ANYPONY OF THESE WILL DO FINE, TRIXIE LIKE IT BOTH WAYS"

Now it was Jaden who was at the edge to burst out laughing, he would get so much trouble for this insult but it would be worth it.

"Yeah, hehe, we've heard that" he chuckled and now the crowd broke out in hysterical laughter.

Trixie was completely furious and rushed towards Jaden, with her horn ready for a battle.

Twilight were just about to jump in the way but then Jaden looked at Trixie with full eyes.

Trixie stopped as she had ran into a wall.

Jaden entered her mind and made her worst memory ever return.

The moment when Twilight fixed the thing that Trixie couldn't.

Jaden couldn't resist to change that memory to the worst, a image were Twilight saved the world before Trixie even had a chance.

Trixie was cringering in pain to see that picture, she tried to erase it but Jaden changed the scene to make Twilight being awarded meanwhile Trixie were banished to the moon.

She was on the breakdown, Jaden could see it so he decided to stop.

He had fun enough and let the gaze calm down.

Trixie were shivering and when she looked upon Jaden, she gave a small "yelp" and darted off in the fastest way she could.

The crowd gave up a big cheer and Jaden bowed.

As the crowd dismissed, Twilight and Rainbow Dash went up to Jaden.

Rainbow Dash were still giggling meanwhile Twilight was more serious.

"Th-that was awsome, I need to take lessons from you" Rainbow said between the giggles.

"Lessons about what?" Applejack asked as she approached them from a distance.

"Hey Applejack, you missed the show" Rainbow said as she turned towards her friend."Trixie showed up again"

"Oh horseapples, not Trixie again" Applejack sighed.

"Don't worry, Jaden completely played her up at her own game." Rainbow said." You should have seen it, it was priceless, she ran of like Fluttershy runs away from dragons."

"The last part were because of...uhm...these" Jaden said as he pointed at his eyes.

"You used the "psychopat" eyes?" Rainbow asked.

Jaden simply nodded.

"Hold it there for a sec, sugarcube." Applejack said confused" What in the hay are ya' talking about?"

Jaden was going to explain but Rainbow Dash was ahead of him:

"He's got some crazy eyes that can dig into your mind and replay your worst memories, it's awsome."

"Rainbow, that's a terrible trait" Twilight said with a shock.

"What, you think that I use it for fun?" Jaden asked with a raised eyebrow." Okay, to be honest, it was pretty funny this time but I never use them otherwise"

"But..." Twilight started.

"Aw, come on Twi." Rainbow said." Admit that it was hilarious to see Trixie run like a little coward"

"Uhm...okay maybe a bit" Twilight said with a small, almost unhearable, giggle.

"I'll be on my way, see you girls later" Jaden said as he turned around and walked away.

Jaden could hear Applejack laugh her flank off when Rainbow Dash explained his little performance.

Spike passed by 'Sugarcube corners' to get some supplies for the great dance.

Suddenly he heard Twilight say:

"So uhm... same idea for the stallion for tomorrow?"

Spike could hear mumbles of 'yeah' and 'mhm'.

"Well, it's his decision of who he picks...and the others will probably have to live with it." Spike heard Twilight saying." Is it clear?"

"Yes" Spike heard the other five saying.

"Good uhm...goodluck I guess" Twilight said but Spike had heard enough.

"I've got to warn him" he thought.

"Like it wasn't enough with the gala" Jaden said to himself as he walked across his room and back again.

Spike had told him about the mares and their final shot.

"But now they want my best ASWELL?!!" Jaden said as he dropped down and screamed" I HATE MY LIFE!!!"

"Calm down already" Spike said to calm him down.

"You know what...I give up..." Jaden said toneless.

"Huh?" Spike said.

"They win, Vinyl was right...I give up" Jaden continued.

"I'm getting myself a marefriend"

Spike was shocked but also glad.

"Just a problem... I don't know who to pick" Jaden sighed but then an idea popped up in Spikes mind.

"Hey, I think I know somepony who can help you. She has love as her cutiemark aswell." Spike pointed out.

"BRING ME TO HER, I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET" Jaden said desperately.

"Okay, calm down. She's staying with Twilight and her brother so I can go get them for you and meet up in a spot away from the mares." Spike explained.

"Good idea, thanks again man" Jaden said.

"Don't mention it" Spike said as he walked out off the room.