Spike is keeping an eye on the Carousel Boutique for Rarity while she's at the spa. Discord shows up and talks Spike into participating in sexual acts that are questionably homoerotic, depending on how you view them. Is it possible for something to be gay and straight simultaneously? Brave readers will find out within.

Author's notes: Not foalcon or even dubcon. Spike's aged up whatever seems like an appropriate amount for this; he's not a babby anymore. Anyway, if you're like me, you're sick of the Spike harem fics and the anthro Spike/insert-a-Mane-6'er fics, and all you really want is some good crack shipping between Spike and Discord. Spike and Discord, together? I mean, who would ever read or write about something like that, right? Isn't that just completely wacky?! Enjoy!!

Inspired by Gaydragon whose work you can look up over on derpibooru (search tag "artist:gaydragon").

Contains: Rarity??? Additional tags include: Implied unrequited Sparity, implied Discoshy, explicit Dispike, explicit sexual situations including oral and anal, dirty-talking, gender transformation, forced questioning of one's sexuality, forced bending of one's sexuality, gay for no pay, technically these two are [Anthro] but they're anthro in the show to begin with, simulated straight shipping, flashing, randomness (it's Discord), cum 'n' go, pegging, anal orgasm, swallowing cum, rimming, one song parody, did I miss anything?

Preread by Bromad.