Prologue: Aperture Ponies (Slightly Rewritten)
---Aperture Science Labs---
Registering...
Test Subject#2301 is stable...
You still remember those robotic voices you could hear when you first woke up in this god-forsaken place.
You sighed as you carried your Companion Cube to the button and placing it down.
You walked through the door only to be frozen in place by the sight that surprised you.
A robot that's been toying with you this entire time... GlaDOS.
"Well, well, well... If it isn't my favorite Test Subject" GlaDOS sarcastically said.
"Fuck you" You replied showing that accursed robot your little birdie.
"No need to get harsh, Subject" GlaDOS said getting right up into your face.
'Bitch' You thought to yourself while rolling your eyes.
"I'm just going to have a little fun" GlaDOS said getting closer to your face.
"Get the FUCK out of my face" You said harshly.
"And what are you going to do about it? You can't hit me with your hand, you'll break it. And you can't hit me with the Portal Gun, it'll break as well" GlaDOS said veering closer.
She was right, you couldn't fight her.
You then aimed the Portal Gun at her.
"What are you doing?" She said clearly confused.
"Something I should've done a long time ago" You said shooting a portal at her.
The portal merged on to her face and she got sucked in to it.
"That's weird" You said to yourself before looking at the gun.
It was set on dimensional portal.
"Oh.... Crap" You said to yourself before you got sucked in as well, dropping the Portal Gun before you went in.
The portal dissapeared and all there was left was the Portal Gun.
---Outskirts of Ponyville---
You opened your eyes slowly before quickly closing them.
'Why is it so bright?' You thought to yourself opening your eyes again.
You looked around to see that you weren't in Aperture Labs anymore.
You sighed with relief knowing you weren't there anymore.
You then heard moaning and turned to see what it was.
It was a Pony?
It opened it's eyes before yawning slowly and getting up.
HOLY CRAP! That pony was tall!
She turned and looked at you before smiling.
"Hi!" She said waving.
You were stunned.
A pony just said hi to you.
She looked at you with worry in her eyes before walking up to you.
"Are you okay?" She said kneeling closer to you.
You just stared at the creature with disbelief.
She took your.. HOOF!?! and checked it.
"Are you okay, sir?" She asked looking back at you.
You passed out after she said that.
Yep, life's going great!
You opened your eyes to see that you were in a bed.
You looked around to see that whoever lived here, liked animals.
You heard the door open and turned to look at it to see a Mare with long pink hair and yellow fur.
"Hello, mister. You're lucky to have such a great friend" The mare said smiling.
"Friend?" You said confused.
The mare blushed realizing you didn't know who she was talking about.
She turned and said "GlaDOS! Your friend's awake".
Wait a minute... GlaDOS!?
The mare you saw earlier appeared at the door and smiled seeing that you were awake.
That's GlaDOS!?
"Th-thanks" You said slowly.
The mare nodded and left the room, leaving you and... GlaDOS... alone.
GlaDOS walked up to the side of the bed and put her hoof on it.
"I'm glad you're awake" She said hugging you.
Your cheeks turned Rose-red when she hugged you.
Your enemy... just hugged you.
You slowly hugged her back.
"What's your name, by the way?" She asked after she stopped hugging you.
"Umm... It's... Anon" You said slowly.
"Nice to meet you, Anon!" She said shaking your hoof.
She stopped and looked at you confusedly.
"What?" You said confused.
"It just feels like I know you from somewhere..." She said scratching her chin with her hoof.
"Where am I anyway?" You asked her.
"Hmm? Oh! You're in Ponyville" She replied.
'That's Cliche' You thought to yourself and you got up only to be brought back down from pain.
"Don't move! Your wound is still healing!" She said putting her hoof on your chest.
"Wound?" You asked.
"There was a gash on you back when I met you on the outskirts of Ponyville" She said pointing at your back where bandages covered in your blood were.
You remembered that you got struck by a spike during one of the tests and pushed forward without noticing it until now.
You then realized how much pain you were in. Well shit.
"HOLY FUCK! THAT HURTS!" You yelled startling her.
"Sorry, I grew used to having pain happen to me and I didn't notice it until now" You said with tears pouring out from your eyes.
"You must be strong to handle that" She said blushing a little.
"Yeah, I guess" You said still crying a little.
She looked at you worried.
"Are you sure you're okay?" She asked you.
You flinched at the pain.
"Yeah..." You said weakly.
She looked at you even more worriedly.
"Fluttershy! I think we need more bandages!" GlaDOS yelled at the door.
"Coming right up!" You heard from downstairs.
GlaDOS turned back to look at you and placed a hoof on your shoulder.
"You should rest" She said before taking her hoof off of your shoulder.
"Here's the bandages" The mare that you think was Fluttershy said coming in with a medkit.
END OF PROLOGUE
