"Hmm-hm-hmm-hmm-hm-hmm-hmm!" PBG hummed a Mario theme to himself as he walked with Fluttershy through Ponyville. "So where are we going, Flutters?" He said after he stopped humming. "I want you to meet one of my friends. Her name is Twilight Sparkle" Fluttershy said.
'Why does that name sound so familiar?' PBG thought to himself as they arrived at Twilight's Castle. Fluttershy knocked on the door. PBG heard some shuffling before the door opened to show... A dragon?
"Hey, Fluttershy!" The young drake said before looking at PBG. "Who's he?" He said. "Name's PeanutButterGamer" PBG said. "So why are you two here?" The young drake asked. "We're here for Twilight, Spike" Fluttershy said walking in with PBG.
"Well she's in here" Spike said pointing at said alicorn. Twilight turned to look at them. "Hi, Fluttershy" Twilight said before looking at PBG. "Who's this?" She asked. "Name's PeanutButterGamer, your highness" PBG said bowing. Twilight blushed at this. "Please, just call me Twilight, Peanut" Twilight said. "Whatever" PBG said getting back up.
"Why are you two here?" Twilight asked walking over to them. "Fluttershy wanted to introduce me to her friends" PeanutButter said gesturing towards Fluttershy. "Well, nice to meet you, Mister PeanutButter" Twilight said holding her hoof out to him. "You too, Miss Twilight" PBG said shaking her hoof. "Well, i'll see joo laters, Twily" PBG said walking out the door with Fluttershy. Twilight stood there for a moment before saying to herself "Did he just call me Twily?".
"So, who am I gonna meet next, Fluttershy?" PBG said walking next to Fluttershy through mane square. "Well... Maybe-" Fluttershy was interrupted by a cyan blur crashing into PBG. "OWIE WOWIE!" PBG screamed before he opened his eyes to see that familiar pegasus. "Sorry, mister" She said getting off of him and rubbing the back of her head with her hoof and blushing a little. "Whatever" PBG said getting up as well. "PeanutButterGamer, this is Rainbow Dash" Fluttershy said gesturing her hoof to said pegasus. "That's obvious" PBG said rolling his eyes. "Well, it's nice to meet ya, PBro" Rainbow Dash said shaking his hoof. "I gotta go practice some more. Later!" She said zooming off.
PeanutButterGamer's stomach grumbled. "God dangit! I'm so hungry that I could eat an Octorok!" PBG said rubbing his stomach. "What?" Fluttershy said looking at him confused. "Nothing. Where can we get some food nearby?" PBG said looking at her. "Well, the closest place is my friend Applejack's stand" Fluttershy said pointing at said stand. They walked over to there to be greeted by that farm mare. "Heya, Fluttershy! Who's this fella'?" Applejack said pointing her hoof at PBG. "Name's PeanutButterGamer, Apples plz" He said grabbing an apple. "Uhhh... You gotta pay for that, Peanut" She said. "Oh" PBG said. 'Goddangit! I don't have any money!' PBG thought to himself. "It's on me" Fluttershy said putting a bit down on the stand. "Thanks, Sugercub-" Applejack was innterupted by PeanutButter gobbling down the apple. He burped loudly before saying "Scuse' me". "Hoowhee! I haven't heard a burp that loud since mah family reunion!" Applejack said laughing.
"I've never heard anypony burp that loud before" Fluttershy said giggling. "So, who am I meeting next?" PBG said looking at her. 'Well, we can meet Rarity" Fluttershy said pointing at Rarity's Boutique. "Lemme guess. She's a designer" PBG said looking at it. "Yes, I am" PBG and Fluttershy turned around to see Rarity with bags full of fabrics on her sides. "Nice to meet you mister..." She started to say holding her hoof out. "PeanutButterGamer" PBG said shaking her hoof. "I have to go and design clothes now, but if you ever need any clothes, i'd be happy to make them for you" She said shaking back before walking to her Boutique.
"Is there anypony else you want me to meet?" PBG said to Fluttershy before looking forward to see pink in his eyes. "I'VE GONE BLAIND!" He yelled running around before running into a wall and falling down on his back. "Owiewowie..." He softly said before getting up and and turning towards a pink pony. "Hi?" He said waving slowly. The pink pony gasped before zooming off to god knows where. PBG looked at Fluttershy. "Who was that?" He said walking up to her. "That's Pinkie Pie! She loves partying, and you get used to her being weird after a while" Fluttershy said bfore looking up to see that the moon was popping out over a mountain. "We should go back to my house, it's getting dark" She said grabbing his hoof and walking towards her house.
When they got there, the moon had appeared fully above the mountain. "It's weirdly quiet" PBG said looking around. "The animals around my house always are asleep at nighttime" Fluttershy said opening the door and gesturing PBG to walk in first. "Thanks Flutter-" He was interrupted by nearly a hundred ponies yelling "SURPRISE!". "Holy CD-I!" He yelled falling onto his back. "Welcome to Ponyville!" Pinkie Pie said getting up into his face. 'Am I playing that new horror game, Five night at Freddy's?' PBG thought to himself while he slowly got up. He looked around to see that Fluttershy's Living Room was transformed into ComicCon2014's main room, except without sweaty people in costume '-'. He was surrounded by ponies saying hi and welcoming him to Ponyville. He walked over to the table that held some punch and... Wine? 'Never had that before' He thought to himself grabbing a glass and taking a sip.

"Oh god, my head" PBG groaned as he held his head. He looked around to see that he was lying down on the floor of Fluttershy's Living Room. "What happened last night?" He said to himself while trying to renember what happened. 'Well, I remember drinking alot of that wine and...' He went wide-eyed as he lifted his head up and looking forward to see Fluttershy sleeping on him and white stuff on her. 'This is gonna be a hell of an explanation if I ever see my girlfriend Unicornism ever again' He thought to himself before sighing.

What will happen? What will PBG say to Fluttershy when she wakes up? Will a villain from his past appear to have revenge? Is Fluttershy pregnant? Find out in the next exciting chapter of PeanutButterGamer's Adventure in Equestria!

END OF CHAPTER ONE

Author's Note

Sorry for it taking a long time, I had to watch videos on YouTube to remember some references to put in here.