//-------------------------------------------------------// PeanutButterGamer's Adventure in Equestria -by TheLightning- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Prolouge: Welcome to Equestria! :D //-------------------------------------------------------// Prolouge: Welcome to Equestria! :D PBG was looking at his rack of games on his shelves looking for a game to review. "Battletoads? No" He said throwing the game across the room. "Zelda: Minish Cap? Nah, not Zelda month yet" He said throwing the game across the room as well. "Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts &- Oh, hell no!" He yelled throwing the game in the trash. He was about to give up when he heard his doorbell ring. "Coming!" He yelled walking over to the door and opening it only to find that no one was there. "Stupid kids" He grumbled before looking down to see a package with a message on the top that says "Please Review". He picked up the package, closed the door, and put it on his table. He took a knife from his kitchen and cut it open. He picked up what was inside it. "Huh. PeanutButterGamer's Adventure in Equestria. Must be a fan game someone made for me. Must've taken a while for them to get it on an XBox 360 licensed disk, and official box art too. Might as well play it" He said taking the game and walking over to his XBox 360 and putting it in. He got his recording equipment ready to film the screen. The game title screen appeared and PBG pressed the start button. "Ready to go to Equestria, PeanutButterGamer?" The TV said. PBG pressed start again and the TV screen flashed. "What the...?" He said confusedly. Suddenly he was sucked into the TV. His controller dropped to the ground. The TV flickered before turning off. The room grew quiet without PBG in it. ---Equestria--- Pain. That was all PBG thought of when he gained consciousness. He opened his eyes a little to see he was in a clearing. He closed his eyes before hearing fast... Hoofsteps? He opened his eyes again to see this. https://derpicdn.net/media/W1siZiIsIjIwMTMvMDMvMTYvMTJfNTVfMjRfODMwXzI3MjAwM19fVU5PUFRfX3NhZmVfZmx1dHRlcnNoeV9zb2xvX2FydGlzdF9zdGVmZnlfYmVmZi5qcGVnIl1d/272003__safe_fluttershy_solo_cute_heart-attack_pov_artist-steffy-beff.jpeg Before passing out again. PBG opened his eyes to see that he was in a bed of some kind. 'What the...?' He thought to himself. He started getting up only to be pulled back by massive pain. "AHH!" He screamed in pain. He looked down to see that he had... fur? He looked at his... HOOVES!? He saw he was bandaged below his chest and saw some blood stained on it. 'What the heck happened?' He thought to himself. Suddenly the door to the room opened, revealing the Mare with long pink hair and yellow fur. "I see that you're awake" She shyly said. "Where am I?" He said looking around. "You're in Ponyville, mister" The mare said walking up next to the side of the bed. 'Ponyville? I feel like I've heard that somewhere before' He thought to himself. "By the way, mister. I'm Fluttershy. What's your name?" The mare said. "Name's PeanutButterGamer. PBG for short" PBG said. "Nice to meet you, PBG. Where are you from?" Fluttershy said. "It's not important right now, Fluttershy. I have to go" He said getting only to be hit with massive pain. "GAH!" He screamed in pain. "Please lay down, PeanutButter! You need to rest! Your wound isn't healed yet!" Fluttershy said putting a hoof on his shoulder. "Okay, Fluttershy" PBG said laying back down. "Goodnight, PBG" She said walking out of the room. "Goodnight, Fluttershy" He said closing his eyes and going to sleep. PBG opened his eyes and yawned. He got up to see if his wound was healed. It was still bleeding a little, but not too much to immobilize him. He jumped out of the bed and landed on his face. He sighed because of this. "It's gonna take a while to get used to this" He said to himself while getting up. And he fell down again. He groaned as he tried getting up again, only to fall down again. "-Groans- This is gonna take a while" He said trying to get up again, only to fall down yet again. "OH COME ON!" He yelled in annoyance. He got up successfully this time. After a while, it wasn't hard for him to start walking normally. He walked downstairs to see Fluttershy sleeping on the couch. 'Cuteness Overload' PBG thought to himself. He saw Fluttershy's eyes open. She sat up and yawned. She looked at PBG. "I see you're walking again" She said getting off the couch and walking over to PBG. "Yeah, I guess" He said. "I'm happy for you, PBG" She said smiling. PBG smiled back. "I'm making pancakes for breakfast. Want some, PBG?" Fluttershy said walking towards the kitchen. "Sure" PBG said before looking around and seeing that a Rabbit was staring at him judgingly. "What?" PBG asked the Rabbit. The Rabbit nodded at him and jumped away. "Weird" PBG said before smelling pancakes. He floated up and followed the smell to the kitchen. He landed in a chair opposite of Fluttershy's and began eating until he had none left. "Hey, PBG?" Fluttershy said. "Yeah?" PBG said with some pancake in his mouth. "I was thinking about introducing you to my friends. Do you want to?" Fluttershy said getting up and taking the dishes to her sink. "Yeah, that sounds fun" PBG said getting up as well. They walked out of the kitchen and out of Fluttershy's Cottage and towards Ponyville. 'This is gonna be fun!' PBG thought to himself as they got closer to Ponyville. And he got closer to his destiny in the world of Equestria that will soon need his help... "That's sounds like a lot of work!" PBG said in the background. END OF PROLOGUE Author's Note The first ever PeanutButterGamer and MLP:FIM crossover fanfic ever! First one to do it, I call it. //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter One: Introductions //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter One: Introductions "Hmm-hm-hmm-hmm-hm-hmm-hmm!" PBG hummed a Mario theme to himself as he walked with Fluttershy through Ponyville. "So where are we going, Flutters?" He said after he stopped humming. "I want you to meet one of my friends. Her name is Twilight Sparkle" Fluttershy said. 'Why does that name sound so familiar?' PBG thought to himself as they arrived at Twilight's Castle. Fluttershy knocked on the door. PBG heard some shuffling before the door opened to show... A dragon? "Hey, Fluttershy!" The young drake said before looking at PBG. "Who's he?" He said. "Name's PeanutButterGamer" PBG said. "So why are you two here?" The young drake asked. "We're here for Twilight, Spike" Fluttershy said walking in with PBG. "Well she's in here" Spike said pointing at said alicorn. Twilight turned to look at them. "Hi, Fluttershy" Twilight said before looking at PBG. "Who's this?" She asked. "Name's PeanutButterGamer, your highness" PBG said bowing. Twilight blushed at this. "Please, just call me Twilight, Peanut" Twilight said. "Whatever" PBG said getting back up. "Why are you two here?" Twilight asked walking over to them. "Fluttershy wanted to introduce me to her friends" PeanutButter said gesturing towards Fluttershy. "Well, nice to meet you, Mister PeanutButter" Twilight said holding her hoof out to him. "You too, Miss Twilight" PBG said shaking her hoof. "Well, i'll see joo laters, Twily" PBG said walking out the door with Fluttershy. Twilight stood there for a moment before saying to herself "Did he just call me Twily?". "So, who am I gonna meet next, Fluttershy?" PBG said walking next to Fluttershy through mane square. "Well... Maybe-" Fluttershy was interrupted by a cyan blur crashing into PBG. "OWIE WOWIE!" PBG screamed before he opened his eyes to see that familiar pegasus. "Sorry, mister" She said getting off of him and rubbing the back of her head with her hoof and blushing a little. "Whatever" PBG said getting up as well. "PeanutButterGamer, this is Rainbow Dash" Fluttershy said gesturing her hoof to said pegasus. "That's obvious" PBG said rolling his eyes. "Well, it's nice to meet ya, PBro" Rainbow Dash said shaking his hoof. "I gotta go practice some more. Later!" She said zooming off. PeanutButterGamer's stomach grumbled. "God dangit! I'm so hungry that I could eat an Octorok!" PBG said rubbing his stomach. "What?" Fluttershy said looking at him confused. "Nothing. Where can we get some food nearby?" PBG said looking at her. "Well, the closest place is my friend Applejack's stand" Fluttershy said pointing at said stand. They walked over to there to be greeted by that farm mare. "Heya, Fluttershy! Who's this fella'?" Applejack said pointing her hoof at PBG. "Name's PeanutButterGamer, Apples plz" He said grabbing an apple. "Uhhh... You gotta pay for that, Peanut" She said. "Oh" PBG said. 'Goddangit! I don't have any money!' PBG thought to himself. "It's on me" Fluttershy said putting a bit down on the stand. "Thanks, Sugercub-" Applejack was innterupted by PeanutButter gobbling down the apple. He burped loudly before saying "Scuse' me". "Hoowhee! I haven't heard a burp that loud since mah family reunion!" Applejack said laughing. "I've never heard anypony burp that loud before" Fluttershy said giggling. "So, who am I meeting next?" PBG said looking at her. 'Well, we can meet Rarity" Fluttershy said pointing at Rarity's Boutique. "Lemme guess. She's a designer" PBG said looking at it. "Yes, I am" PBG and Fluttershy turned around to see Rarity with bags full of fabrics on her sides. "Nice to meet you mister..." She started to say holding her hoof out. "PeanutButterGamer" PBG said shaking her hoof. "I have to go and design clothes now, but if you ever need any clothes, i'd be happy to make them for you" She said shaking back before walking to her Boutique. "Is there anypony else you want me to meet?" PBG said to Fluttershy before looking forward to see pink in his eyes. "I'VE GONE BLAIND!" He yelled running around before running into a wall and falling down on his back. "Owiewowie..." He softly said before getting up and and turning towards a pink pony. "Hi?" He said waving slowly. The pink pony gasped before zooming off to god knows where. PBG looked at Fluttershy. "Who was that?" He said walking up to her. "That's Pinkie Pie! She loves partying, and you get used to her being weird after a while" Fluttershy said bfore looking up to see that the moon was popping out over a mountain. "We should go back to my house, it's getting dark" She said grabbing his hoof and walking towards her house. When they got there, the moon had appeared fully above the mountain. "It's weirdly quiet" PBG said looking around. "The animals around my house always are asleep at nighttime" Fluttershy said opening the door and gesturing PBG to walk in first. "Thanks Flutter-" He was interrupted by nearly a hundred ponies yelling "SURPRISE!". "Holy CD-I!" He yelled falling onto his back. "Welcome to Ponyville!" Pinkie Pie said getting up into his face. 'Am I playing that new horror game, Five night at Freddy's?' PBG thought to himself while he slowly got up. He looked around to see that Fluttershy's Living Room was transformed into ComicCon2014's main room, except without sweaty people in costume '-'. He was surrounded by ponies saying hi and welcoming him to Ponyville. He walked over to the table that held some punch and... Wine? 'Never had that before' He thought to himself grabbing a glass and taking a sip. "Oh god, my head" PBG groaned as he held his head. He looked around to see that he was lying down on the floor of Fluttershy's Living Room. "What happened last night?" He said to himself while trying to renember what happened. 'Well, I remember drinking alot of that wine and...' He went wide-eyed as he lifted his head up and looking forward to see Fluttershy sleeping on him and white stuff on her. 'This is gonna be a hell of an explanation if I ever see my girlfriend Unicornism ever again' He thought to himself before sighing. What will happen? What will PBG say to Fluttershy when she wakes up? Will a villain from his past appear to have revenge? Is Fluttershy pregnant? Find out in the next exciting chapter of PeanutButterGamer's Adventure in Equestria! END OF CHAPTER ONE Author's Note Sorry for it taking a long time, I had to watch videos on YouTube to remember some references to put in here. //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter Two: Explubernetiouns (Fixed) //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter Two: Explubernetiouns (Fixed) 'Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod' PBG panicked while he looked at the cream-covered Fluttershy. He went wide-eyed seeing that she started moving a little. 'Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit!' He mentally panicked some more when she opened her eyes and looked at him. "PeanutButter? What happened last night?" She said rubbing the back of her head to feel something squishy. "What's this?" She said putting the stuff in front of her face. "IgottagosomeplaceBYE!" PBG said running to the door and opening it and zooming off towards Ponyville. Fluttershy looked at the door confused before licking the stuff on her hoof. Her face turned red after realizing what it was. PBG was running faster than Sonic; he was running so fast, that he surprised Rainbow Dash when she saw him run by. "Huh, wonder the where hay he's going" she said to herself as she followed him. He stopped at the door of Twilight's Castle and knocked loudly on it. He heard hoofsteps come closer to the door before they stopped and a familiar alicorn opened the door. "Oh, hey PB-" She started to say before PBG covered her mouth with his hoof. "Twilight, I gotta tell ya something" He said looking around to make sure nopony was around. "Okay..." Twilight muffled. "How do I put this..." PBG said sitting next to Twilight on a sofa. "Do you know about the birds and the beezles?" "Uhh... Yeah?" Twilight said. "Well... Imagine me as a bird and Fluttershy as a bee" He blushed "What do you me- Oh...." Her face turned red. "WHAT!?" They both turned to see Dash at the doors. Rainbow Dash zoomed up into his face. "You did what to her!?". "Uh-" He was interrupted by a Wii hitting his head, followed by a small cabinet holding Wii games. "Oww..." He rubbed his head as a huge bump appeared on his head. "What is this stuff?" Twilight poked the Wii. "Wait a minute..." PBG looked up and got hit by a TV. "Dangit!" He rubbed his head again. The TV turned on to show PBG's Youtube channel. "WHAT THE FAHCK IS GOING ON!?" PBG yelled. Twilight just stared at the screen blankly. "Is that you?" "Yes. Well, in my human form" PBG scratched the back of his neck. "I guess now's a good time to explain to you about my life on earth. CUE MONTAGE MUSIC!" He lifted his hoof up. "Uhh... What are you doing?" Twilight looked at him quizzically. "Wait for it..." He replied with his teeth clenched. https://img.youtube.com/vi/sPMimSm3xd4/mqdefault.jpg "Wait, weren't we talking about Fluttershy?" Twilight looked at PBG. "Oh, right" He facehoofed himself. Suddenly, the doors opened to reveal Fluttershy. Her face was rose red and she was carrying a bag. As she walked up to the group, she looked at the ground with her face growing even redder. "Umm... Are you okay Fluttershy?" Twilight looked at Fluttershy with worry in her expression. Fluttershy opened her bag and took out a... Twilight covered her muzzle in shock and Rainbow Dash's mouth hung open. "Ahh... hoo... hah..." PBG fell to the ground before passing out. In Fluttershy's hoof was a Pregnancy tester, and it was positive... TO BE CONTINUED... Author's Note Sorry if it's rushed... I haven't been on the site in a while so it isn't very good... //-------------------------------------------------------// Cancelled //-------------------------------------------------------// Cancelled Yeah, this story is cancelled... Mostly cuz' I haven't done anything with it in a long time, also it was very cringy with the 2nd Chapter. So i'm officially cancelling it.