Just another day.

by BurninSoul

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Human, Anthro
Length: 2306

It was just another day for anon in the village of ponyville. The sun is shining, the birds are tweeting, being chased through town by a horde of lusty mares...... Wait, what???

Whelp, this is the story of the daily life of anon as done by me…. Expect many mistakes, a few cringe worthy scenes and maybe a little fun along the way but dont let me keep you so by the words of the good Doctor. Alons-y

(I retain the right to change what I feel like if the need arises. Do not be alarmed if I do.)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-25 10:36:10 UTC

Chapter one - OH BUCK!

"Oh Anon~! <3 You can't run forever you know, you have to stop sometime and when you do, you'll be ours!" I hear from behind me as I run for my dear life through the barren streets of ponyville. This is was the third time this week that i've been chased and this is the third day i've been here. I am beginning to believe that these mares are insane. I check behind me and duck just as a pegasus comes down for a swoop and just slips over my head and out of reach by a hair.

"Leave me alone you crazy people. Seriously!" I shout behind me as I continue to run, I was losing energy fast and I still have yet to find a place to hide. I look around wildly until I spot a little purple dragon beckoning to me from a corner, I cut my losses and make a mad dash for the corner. It was a mistake, I had no more than a step around the corner before I have been stuffed in hessian sack and thrown onto the back of a wagon to who knows where. I struggle intensely as my binds but can't seem to get loose. "Hey! What seems to be the big deal!" I shout demanding that I be heard.

"Hush in there Anon. Do you want them to hear you?" I hear in reply from the one who captured me. Well, I suppose savior in fact seeing as he was getting me away from those crazy mares.

"Where are you taking me anyway?" I ask from my hiding place. I quickly shut up though as I hear the crazily lustful mares move by the cart I lay in.

"Somewhere safe" is all I get in reply. I decide that is all that I will get from that and then just lay still in the back of the cart. We travel from what I feel is an hour but could have been nothing more than a few minute to which I have myself being bodily dropped out of the cart and into something soft and moist. -No, not that you perverts.- The next thing I see is bright light on my face as my savior pulls the sack off me. I take a moment to get me bearings, all I see around me are trees and a small cottage in the near distance.

"Where are we?" I ask as I start to stand up. I am just about to brush myself off when I am bodily thrown into some bushes by the purple dragon, good thing too because I a small mob of mares come running past where I was. "Holy shit." I hiss to myself. "These chicks don't seem to let up at all."

"I'll say." replied the dragon as he climbs into the bushes next to me. He turns to me finally with a smile and puts out one of his claws to me. "The name's Spike. I suppose you are this anon everypony has been going on about. The one that always seems to slip away. Good thing too, if they got their hands on you, you would not be seeing the light of day for a good long while."

"Well, Spike." I say as I shake his hand. "Thank you for getting me out of there. I was hell trying to stay away from those lustful animals. If it weren't for you..... I owe you my life." I say as I stand up. He stand up with me and then begin to walk further into the trees. I follow close behind till we get to the cottage I saw before. At first glance it would seem like any other cottage and peaceful enough but if you looked close enough you could just make out the evidence of something more sinister going on in here. I had no time to dwell on this before I am lead into a dark room. I stand there not knowing what im doing here for when out of the darkness I hear the unmistakable sound of latex and leather. "You son of a bitch. You tricked me!" I shout as I turn and make for the door which unsurprisingly closes in my face.

"Sorry. It was either here or back there... I just thought this would be easier on you. Sorry." Spike replies sheepishly. I could barely supress my fear and anger anymore. I was about to charge at the evil lizard when out of the blue, I am struck in the back of the head and then there was black.

I don't know how long I was out but when I awoke I was unable to move my arms or legs and I had the distinct feeling as though I had no pants, one look down confirmed this and also showed me that I was not alone in this room. "I couldn't hide my shame as because I could not move my limbs but it didn't stop me from letting out a frightened yelp. Standing before me in a VERY provocative latex suit, not leaving ANYTHING to the imagination was a tall 6 foot tall purple horned and winged? equine. She was standing in the back of the room staring at me with the biggest bedroom eyes I had ever seen.

"Hello Anon." She says as saunters up to me.... I can't do anything more than stare as she leans over my head and undoes the straps that bind me down. I am instantly cautious of her as she finishes unbuckling my limbs and lets me sit up, naked. "Im sorry for the bindings, I sought is necessary so you wouldn't run away as soon as you awoke. She notice me staring at her attire and blushes slightly. "These were from earlier, I forgot to change out of them." She steps away from me and then I ask the obvious question.

"Why are all the mares chasing me and where are my clothes?!" I shout at her in anger and embarrassment. She instantly cringes back, ears down and hurt. I show no remorse at the moment as I am too worked up from how I have been treated the last few days.

"Those are rather simple answers. To answer the part about the crazy mares, it just so happens you turned up right on their estrus cycle and since most of the males ship out at this time they had to latch onto the first thing that resembled a male. You. Oh and too answer the part about your clothes. I got spike to wash them and they are outside drying as we speak." I calm down at that but I still pretty prickly from the situation.

"How come you haven't molested me yet then?" I ask. She instantly goes red to the face, though I have no idea how that works through all the fur and then she stammers out.

"I have my ways. Now could we not get into that subject please." I strug at the request.

"Well could I at least have a something to cover me up till my clothes are cry then?" She blinks dumbly for a moment then she gets back into the moment.

"Of course. Oh, and it's Twilight by the way." She says as she rushes out to change and bring me back a robe. It sits a little big on me but i've always prefered that personally.

"Well, Twilight. Thank you."

(Now, you must be aware that the writing is still a bit all over the place and those familiar with my other NOT SO POPULAR writings know very well how eratic it can get but I try so bear with me.)

Chapter two - When it's all over.

It has been three days since the incident and I have been spending my days in the only way I can, taking naps and questioning Twilight. It was quite awkward speaking to her to begin with because of her rather provocative garb but once she was changed, we were as good as pals together and we spent many hours talking together, I learned at one point through it all that I am the only one of my kind here. This scared me a little, I didn't want to be the only human on this world but if that was to be, then it shall be. I went outside on the third day, too sick of being stuck in the dungeon/house/place. The sun was warm on my skin and the wind fresh on my face. You would have thought today was a normal perfect day if it weren't for the sound of the ponies in the near distance and the growls of a wolf behind me............ Wait. Wolf? I turn a full 180 as I stare up at the leviathan before me, it had to be at least a floor tall and with jaws wide enough to gulp me up in one go and it was just standing there no more than 50 feet away, looking mad as hell and ready to kill.

I was frozen, fright taking over my body, keeping me in place, I was screwed if I couldn't move. I watched as this gargantuan beast begins to walk towars me slowly, slowly creeping towards me demise. I could smell the breath of the beast and I was almost ready to puke on the spot, this was the incentive I got to allow to move again and I took advantage of it, I look back towards the building I left. It was no more than five meters away, I could make it if I tried but it'd be close. I readied myself as It continued to pad its way towards me. It was now or never and I jumped but I hadn't gotten two meters before I struck out with one of it's mighty front paws and sent me flying into the unknown forest. I landed hard and I was sure it had cracked a few bones on landing but other than that I was fine. I quickly scrabbled to my feet again and made a break for it but being me I had forgotten how big the beast was and how futile it was to run from such a thing, It had in no time but this time it had me in its mouth but it didn't bite down, this was....... I would have thought on it more if it wasn't for the strange light coming from the forest taking up my attention, how that took up more of my attention than being in a massive direwolf mouth id never know but it did and what came from that light amazed me. A five foot tall wall of fire was head right at me, at the wolf, I could feel the fear coursing through its veins, In the second for me to see it coming at me, I felt it wash over my body and strike the wolf with an impact hard enough to send it into the trees and dropping me in the process. I had landed much to hard for my liking and knew now that something was broken from the feeling it was giving me, I checked my body and found that my body was barely harmed in the flames except for a few stray burnt hairs. I was still looking myself over when I heard the sound of someone trying to get my attention. I started to look up expecting a pony to have saved my skin to find it was a massive two legged walking jungle cat standing before me with a few wisps of smoke still twirling from his fingers, he was looking at me with a rather amused look on his face as though he'd seen something funny. I couldn't tell what was funny.

"What the! Who and what are you?!" I question after gently pulling myself into a sitting position. The smile drops from his face and he pretend to show hurt at my question.

"Why, I am, Firepaw. Head Fire mage of the north and to what I am, I am a tiger. Firepaw is the name, blasting you away is my game". He replies smugly yet again. I took a moment to get a better look at my savior and noticed he was toting a katana on his back as well, a rather nice weapon in my books. I begin to stand but instantly fall back at the intense punishment my ankle felt is had taken, I wasn't getting nowhere for a while.

"Say. Firepaw, was it? Could you give me a hand getting back to that hut there? I think my ankle is broken". He looks towards it and then at me, he then without warning stoops down and pulls me up into his mighty paws and carries me to the entrance. "What did you do to that direwolf? Is it dead?" He just shakes his head.

"Nah, He's not dead but I dont think we'll be worrying about him for a little while". We get to the door and then he carries me in that drops me down on the sofa in the main room. "Oh, before I leave, what's your name? I didn't catch it before".

"Anon, and thank you for saving my life".

"Think nothing of it. I can already tell we'll be seeing a lot more of each other in the future. Take care". He then turns away and walks out the door and takes off across the lawn back into the forest.

"What a strange cat". I say as I lay back on the couch and catch some needed shut eye while I wait for Twilight to come back and help me.