Phoenix Wright: Lawyer In Equestria

Phoenix walked along the path, watching his every step, slowly walking about the path.  A million thoughts were going through his head, all of those thoughts were questioning what kind of a f*cked up dream he was having. Of course, he knew better than to question Mia, but still.  As Steel Samurai/Pink Princess/ Nickel Samurai director Sal Manella would say.

“WTF D00D P0N13S!? 1 W4NT M0R3 0F TH3 C05PL4Y1NG G1RL!” , of course Phoenix barely understood Sal Manella, but that was his best impression of the goofball.

As Phoenix continued down the path,he saw deer, goat, and a bunny who appeared to be bossing a pegasus around, like its personal slave.

Phoenix decided to mind his own business and let the pegasus and bunny handle that, so he continued down the path, whistling “Stayin Alive” by the BeeJees.

“Only a fool would whistle, especially such a putrid song like that.”, he heard a voice say, he looked towards the direction the voice was coming from as though he didn’t already know who it was. He recognized the deep voice, the anger and hatred. It was clear as day that it was him. The man who felt no remorse.

“So Manfred von Karma. Long time no see. I heard you’re accusing another innocent. What evidence are you gonna forge this time?”, Phoenix said in a 'F*ck you too' tone of voice.

Von Karma just smirked.

“What forged evidence? Mr.Wright, you sure do have an imagination. I only fight for justice.”, Phoenix just shook his head at this claim.

“How did you even get here?” Wright asked.

Von Karma looked to see noone was around.

“Mr.Wright, think about it, I was sentenced to death thanks to you. Everfree contains the spirits of humans, I am but a mere spirit, who outsmarted the foolish princess of this fair land.”

“Excuse me, um Mr.Karma.”  They both heard a rather shy voice say. They looked in the direction of the voice to see the pegasus from earlier starting to back away, but then the bunny slapped her and pointed at Von Karma.

“Out with it young pegasus.” said Von Karma, as he had a “you’re wasting my time” look on his face.

“Me and my friends were wondering, um if you could switch to defense attorney for this case. It’s okay if you don’t, but um, we think you would be just as good as a defense attorney, and um, we were wondering if it was possible. Because Twilight is innocent.” The pegasus said starting to back up again. .

Von Karma merely started to clap slowly, and let out a small chuckle.

“What an amusing request, but I’m afraid no lawyer worth what you pay him will take this case.”, He said before literally turning the other way. Phoenix was done fooling around with Von Karma.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP9PoBlFDp4 ( Author Advice:listen to this while reading for added dramatic effect)

“OBJECTION!” Phoenix yelled before pulling out his attorney badge, he looked Von Karma in the eye.

“Y’know what, I used to think, maybe even you, had a heart somewhere under that rough exterior. I guess I was wrong.”,

Von Karma recoiled back at this challenge Phoenix laid before him.

“I don’t know who you are, but I’ll prove Twilight is innocent.” Phoenix said to the pegasus.

“I’m Fluttershy”, the pegasus smiled, seeing someone willing to help her friend.

Von Karma’s expression went from absolutely shocked, to another simple smirk.

“You forget though Mr.Wright. Here I am practically a god of prosecution, and you are not even known.”

Phoenix knew he had a point, but there was one thing that he couldn’t help but smirk at himself.

“That’s how it was on Earth, and we both remember the outcome of that.” Phoenix said.

Yet again Von Karma’s was in shock, Phoenix was right, Von Karma would never forget that series of events, he had not lost one but TWO trials, at Phoenix’s hand, and was put to death.

Phoenix looked over at the pegasus to see her in complete confusion.

(Stop music)

“I’ll explain it later. For now, I have to do some snooping!”