3 - The First time is always the best

They say the first time is always the best,I just hope they are right,because this is the first time I become a little fucking horse.The zombie are nothing new to me,is kinda fun to kill them,unless they really pissed me off,but,I don't have time to kill them now,I have a dick to find AND kill,but,Monday never said nothing about have some fun,Right?mwahahahahahaha (end music).

  Yaiba was surrounded by dead little-horses,to him,it was like the first time he was back from the dead,Unless with the part he was a little horse too,but that was not a problem to him. He was ready to kill them,his half-sword Heartless in han...hoof,cyborg...hoof ready to smash some skulls and his ''special ability'' (which he called Bloodlust) was ready to use. Now He was with the eyes closed and waiting an opportunity (with opportunity I mean he was waiting they get really close to him,why?it was more fun to him).

  And when they get in the perfect point,he started the bloodbath ''HAAAAAAAAA...'' he's ran while cut the necks of some deads in front of him and jumping,preparing his cyborg hoof to smash someone below ''LOOKOUT BELOW HAHAHA'' punching the ground he (luckily) smash a zombie below him and sends the others away from him ''Come on,I just getting started '' he go to one little miserable and start to cut him like no tomorrow and finished punching him and he continued the combo of punches with the other horses close to him. When he was completely surrounded,he punch the ground sending some of them away from him,and freed the final part of his cyborg hoof,and thanks to the chain who doesn't let this part separate from his body,he balance around like a crazy sonofabitch,putting those dead horses out of his way ''GET OUT OF MY WAY'' he scream while send those dead thing out from the land of living.

  He received a call Monday ''Yaiba, what's happening, you've got into a fight'' she spoke in a tone of 'I knew it would happen.

  ''Can't talk now,little busy here'' Yaiba said,and Monday understood and only saying she was gonna call him later and Yaiba go back to his murder show,but he was having a little problem,what problem?balance,While using his sword with one hoof and punching with the other in the same time,he loses his balance, and almost falls to the ground,so he have an idea ''I just hope this works'' he put his sword in his mouth and was go back to the murder bath,and lucky to him,the sword was working pretty well now,he was cutting heads AND having a good balance to punch those things with his hum...horse hoof ''Hehehe nice'' looking around,he saw he still have work to do ''bring on,bitch''

Meanwhile Twilight and her friends was running to the Sugarcube Corner without making much sound to alert the zombies,and in her way to there,she start to think about something,she notice it doesn't matter how many zombie they deal with,another tens just come in his place making the situation of Equestria critical,her hoped in find Spike in Sugacube to relax knowing he is fine and hoped find a letter from Celestia with something (anything) who going to help in this situation.''RRRRRAAAAWWWWRRRRR'' a loud roar interrupted her train of thought and made poor Fluttershy hide behind her paws ''What was that'' said Rainbow while look in the sky trying to find what make that noise.

  ''I don't know'' said Twilight while she turn to her friends and said ''But we don't have time to discover now,let's go'' she said and started to run and the others followed her,well,all of them was running minus Fluttershy who needed to be carried there by Rainbow Dash.

Back with Yaiba He have already cleaned up the place,and with a perfect time for Monday's call ''Okay Yaiba,what shit you did to...'' ''MONDAY,IS BETTER YOU HAVE A GOOD FUCKING EXPLANATION FOR THIS'' she was interrupt by Yaiba shout and she don't understood nothing ''UOUOUO,calm down man,explain to me what happened before scream with me,ok?''.

  ''I don't even know how to explain'' Yaiba said while looked to his NEW body ''I become a little horse''.

  ''Wait,what?'' said Monday in disbelieve ''Seriously?''.

  ''Yeah,I am serious'' said Yaiba almost angry ''A little.FUCKING.horse''

  ''Hold on'' say Monday while she used her keyboard ''I just need to find,YES'' and from nothing,a little door opened in Yaiba cyborg paw ''Thank god I still have some commands for your arm'' and a little thing go out of it ''This micro camera will help me see whats happen to yoOHOHOHOU YOU WERE NOT KIDDING'' she said in surprise.

  ''NOW you believe me?Now help me with this'' he received no response,but the call continues,so she don't hang out from the call ''Monday?'' he just hear giggles ''Mon..'' ''HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...'' and finally Monday falls into laughter ''MONDAY,CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THAT''..

  ''Hahaha sorry hahaha Yaiba hahahaha it just hahahaha so funny this hahahaha'' she calm a bit,but almost starting to laught again ''I think is kinda the rules of this universe hehehe''

  ''Rules from this universe?'' said Yaiba don't liking what he heard ''So i can't stay here without being...''he gave a look to himself ''...THIS''

  ''Yeah,I think'' she said while look to the horse body of Yaiba ''Knew it this was gonna happen,Nice tattoo by the way.'' she said looking to his flank.

  ''Wait,wait,wait'' Yaiba said looking directly to the camera ''you KNOWED this gonna happen?'' and he was angry ''Then why you don't said that to me,in the laboratory?''.

  ''Hey,if I told you this would happen, you would not accept the service, right?'' she said and Yaiba discount all his angry giving the ground a punch with all his might,making a hole in the place.

''Next time,remember to EXPLAIN the details,okay?'' he said pointing to the camera with a angry face ''Or the next thing I will punch will be you,and I don't care how much you are hot''.

''Scout promise'' she said making the scout sign and putting one hand in her back (probably making a ''x'' with her fingers) ''Now let's go back to the camera'' she said and Yaiba only concord with a nod ''This camera have a device which gonna make me construct a map of this world here,so everywhere this camera go will set up some part of the map of this world in my computer,making me know better this world from here.'' she said letting the more simple possible for Yaiba ''Also will help me to keep my eye on you to have sure you don't do shit Yaiba.''

  ''And if you lost me?'' Yaiba said with a grin 'My ninja skills are too good followed,right?'' he said with pride.

''I have a GPS to find you,making to finding you,easy peasy'' she said with a smile ''now let's go,you lost too mu...'' RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRR she was interrupted by a big roar ''What the fuck was that?''

  ''I think is that thing'' Yaiba said pointing to a big and flying monster in the sky,who was... ''coming iN MY DIRECTION'' He finished trying to pull his sword out but failed and was grabbed by the thing,and has been taken to the sky and was flying to god know where.

  ''Shit'' said Monday putting her hand in the face ''And I though it was going to be fast,better see if he don't died,again.'' she giggled and started to use the GPS in Yaiba arm to find him,while,also trying to contact him.