I watched as AJ's lips met my spikey wikeys." Utter B**ch." I muttered taking a sip of wine. I was inside the horrid barn of AppleJack's celebrating their marriage. AJ's and Spikes that is.
" Rarity you gonna have some cake?" Asked someone from behind me. I turned around ad there was Rainbow Dash.
" Maybe a little." I said lifting the cake knife with my magic. Gripping the knife with my blue aurora I lifted it up until I was close enough to the cake to get a slice.
" There." I said taking the piece of cake with my magic and setting down on a plate.
" Attention!" I heard AppleJack cry, her southern accent was unmistakable.
" Me and Spike have some amazing news!" She cried putting a hoof around Spike.
" Me and Spike..." She started I raised an eyebrow what could she do to Spike that she already hasn't?
" Are having kids!" He finished for her. I dropped my cake out of my magic, it was to much and I started to blow my fuse.
" WHAT THE-" I felt a hoof go in my mouth signaling me to shut up.
" I'll talk to her." Said a soft voice. Fluttershy?
" What are you doing Rarity?" She asked as soon as we were out of the barn.
" My my the monster is standing up for herself." I gritted my teeth and knitted my brow in fury.
" At least I don't have to sabotage love! I have it." She said through gritted teeth too.
" Discord? Sorry dear but is not much of a colt friend if you know what I mean." I spat crossing a hoof over my front leg.
" Well at lest Celestia doesn't try to ruin it like you try to ruin AppleSpike!" She yelled her voice raising slightly.
"Pfft I don't know where your getting the courage but I suggest you stop you don't want to turn into IT. Do you?" I asked passing a sly smile.
Fluttershy gasped ever so slightly but held a straight face all the way through. " S-shut up you will not do this." She stammered and with that she walked back inside.
" F*ck you." I muttered kicking some dirt at my hoofs.
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A few days later I was at square one sitting alone working on dresses. Sweetie was with Button and was going on a triple date with Scoots and Applebloom.
" What were they?" I mumbled trying to think of Scoots and Apple Blooms colt friends." Apple is going with Snails and Scoots is with.... Rumble? Was it." I tried think of his name when I heard a knock at my door.
" Ello Govner!" Cried a blue earth pony in front of me.
" Hello can I help you?" I asked motioning her in. She had long dark brown hair that was in tangles and her coat a was a very fair blue. Possible a cyan color but much lighter.
Around her neck she wore I dark red scarf and a hat to match, on the hat though was a symbol I had never seen before. It was a square with three lines running across it.
The top one was black the second was light red and the third was a grayish yellow." The question is can I help you? Not very happy about AppleSpike? I know how you feel I know what's its like to love someone them have your heart ripped out." She said through gritted teeth.
" Fick Dich Rei." She muttered.
I pretended not to hear and went on to the next question." Can I have your name?"
" Sure I'm Lokimonster you can call me Monster or Loki is fine." She held out a hoof and I shook it.
" So back to the Apple Spike...." I said awkwardly.
" I know what's its like and let me tell you it's not easy to get over him. So here is my advice Find. Someone. Who. Cares! But with me... God I can't find someone else..." She muttered sadly walking to the door.
" Good bye and remember get over it." She muttered barely.
" I can't get over it I think I can only do something about it. Like... Like..." Then an idea sparked in my head." Sabotage!" I cried. That got the wheels turning.
" Sabotage." I muttered over and over again for hours trying to think of ways of spreading them apart." Sabotage what can I use?" I asked rummaging through my jewelry looking for the perfect earring.
" Maybe I can put this in Spike's bed!" I cried holding up a diamond earring with my magic." AppleJack will think he has been cheating on her and they are bound to break up. Perfect!" I squealed in delight trying think of news ways if this doesn't work." What about..." I muttered tapping my chin with my left hoof.
I looked around the room until I saw a box of my most priceless jewels." Rarity now your going to far darling. But one will do just fine he likes sapphires the best." I said walking over to the diamond box.
I lifted the lid and pulled out a sparkling blue sapphire." Perfect." I licked my lips and looked around the room for the third time. That's when my eyes landing on my dresser. And on my dresser was a picture. And on that picture was something AJ would not be happy to see in Spike's bedroom.
" This day keeps getting better and better." I mumbled trotting over the dresser grabbing the picture with my magic." This will do just fine." I kissed the picture softly and held it up into the light.
" I just have to make a few adjustments." I mumbled grabbing a sharpie with my magic.
Author's Note
Yes I'm that person that ships snailsbloom deal with it!
I snuck around the back of AJs barn as quietly as I could. It was almost 8:00 at night but it was the perfect time to sabotage. My mane and tail were in tangles but I didn't care the only thing I needed to do right now was to save my Spike.
After reaching the back of the barn I found the door, carefully pulling it open it reviled a staircase up to the barn's loft." It's quiet." I muttered.
After reaching the loft I spotted the bed Spike shred with AppleJack." Perfect." I said under my breath. Lifting the earring out of my bag with my magic I sat it under the sheet where AppleJack could find it instantly. That's when I heard the door slam bellow me. They were coming back.
I franticly looked around for a place to hide under I found a dark corner with some boxes." Perfect." I thought diving for the boxes and hiding behind them. Just as soon as I position myself Spike and AJ had entered the area.
" Hay spike what's this?" Ask the mare she pulled back the sheets of the bed, she held up a earring for Spike to see.
Spike studied it closer until he said anything." I've seen that earring a million times its Raritys." That's when realization hit him." Look AJ it's not what you think I didn't do anything she must had come her and left it while we were gone. I didn't do anything with her." Spike pleaded getting down to his knees and kissing the hooves of AppleJack.
AppleJack smiled a innocent smile." Aw... Spike I believe ya. She probably came her to get " friendly" with a farm pony she thought was cute. Maybe it was that doctor fellow though I hear he's with Derpy. And well aready has a daughter." AppleJack sat there staring blankly into space while Spiks regained himself.
" Y-your not mad." He sputtered looking up.
" Course not spike I believe it was Rarity and not you." I just sat there in aw. Then I got an idea to explain why I was in the barn.
Powering up my horn I teloported exactly two inches from where I already was." Hopefully they'll notice." I thought and sure enough they did.
" Rarity what in tarnation!" Cried the earth pony.
" Sorry darling I was trying out a teleportation spell it must have back fired ill be on my way." And with that I teloported out of there to the comfort of my own room." Damn." I muttered under my breath since Sweetie was awake with her CMC pals.
I looked at myself and gasped. My hooves where covered in dirt and so was some of my mane." Time for a bath." I said with a sigh.
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I sat there alone in my workshop trying to think of ways to use my ideas into sabotage." Your doing it wrong Govner." Came a voice. I spun around and saw the same earth pony from a few days ago.
" What do you mean?" I asked curiously.
" I said you doing it wrong. Spike is sensitive so use AppleJacks needs to your advantage." She said. I just stared at her blankly.
Slapping her forehead she took off her hat to revile a mess of brown blackish hair." Sabotage AppleJack instead of making it Spikes fault do AppleJack."
" But AppleJacks the element of honesty Spike knows this so how can I use AppleJack against spike?"
This made her smirk." Do you have any brains in that head of yours? Please do something you know isn't true like say... Raising the dead particulate a certain grandmother."
I raised an eyebrow but I didn't say anything." How thick are you!?" She screamed but cooled down." Sorry I get like that but listen... Granny is dead so why not dress up as her or disguise yourself with a fancy spell then go to the barn all ghost like and see AppleJack. When AJ tells Spike he will think she is insane and will probably leave her. The perfect time for you to swoop in and "save" him." She added a hand gesture to the word save.
" I think I have a spell like that." I said going to my book self for a book.
" Cool listen I'm going be gone for two days don't do anything harsh until the second day Ok?"
" Why the second day?" I asked levitating my book.
" Because you need me, if you start on the first day bad things may happen. And we do not need shat like that." I cringed a little at her words but nodded my head.
" What ever dear where are you going?" I asked.
She didnt reply for a minute but finally spoke." It's some inportant bussiness lets just say the fate of a relation could be at stake if I don't do this." She sighed quickly and began to walk to the door.
" Do not disobey me again Rarity! Wait for the second day." She cried walking out the door. I heard the fimilar slam that it makes and then I sat down on my bottom and waited until the second day and this time I didn't disobey.
" She is right." I thought pulling a book from my book self." I do need her."
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After that I sat there for hours on end trying to think of ways to entertain myself until the second day which I had dubbed Dooms day because I can. With dooms day almost 2 days away I couldn't do anything that would take the thought away until Sweetie came home with the crusaders and their colt friends.
" Sister I'm home I want you to meet Scoot's and Apple's Colt friends." Cried the filly. I smile thinking this was finally something I could do.
Running down the steps I saw two other colts I had never seen before stand by Scoots and AppleBloom." Hello." Said the one next to AppleBloom. He was a tall yellow/gray unicorn with light green hair and a snail for a cutie mark.
" Hi!" The one next to scoots piped up. He was little bit taller than scoots but was on the short side, he had a gray coat and black hair I couldn't make out his Cutie Mark though.
" Hello and your names are." But before they could answer Button Mash cleared throat. I mentally slapped my self. Button! I cried In my head.
" Hello Button."
" Hi!" He said with a smile. That's when the two other colts answer.
" I'm snails." Said the tall one wrapping a hoof around AppleBloom.
" And I'm Rumble!" Cried the smaller one that's when I noticed he was a Pegasus.
I smiled but a pony in my heart made me realize something I don't have love yet the three youngest ponies i know do. Funny how life works sometimes." You kids have fun." I chirped sighing.
After the group headed upstairs I felt like crying or slapping some pony or something." Fick my life." I curse silently.
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It was the first day tomorrow was action day.( I'm still thinking of names ok?!) God I was BORED. Out of my mind.
With nothing to do I just sat there trying to think of dress ideas but the day would slip my mind and I would go back to thinking." I wonder where Monster is." I thought after sketching up a scarf for her. It was the lest I could do after helping me and beside the scarf that she had was ripped and torn to shreds.
" Maybe in her home town." I questioned but thought its was unlikely but then I remembered her words." The fate of a relation?" I wondered what she had ment by that.
" Possible a friend or distant cousin or something?" I thought about it some more then have up and went back to the scarf design.
" What strikes me as odd is her Cutie Mark." I mumbled remembering the blue mare's flank." A price of paper with two pencils crossing over it with Spirals on the side like a notebook's." I called the mark and drew it down on a blank piece of scrap paper. After fumbling with that for a minute I sighed there was nothing ele to do but wait and hope.
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The disguising spell was difficult but not impossible after a few dozen tries I finally looked like Granny Smith. Perfect.
Thinking that this would work, I teloported to the front of the barn, knocked on the door and waited for it to open. When it did it was AppleJack and at the sight of me she fainted. Running away I saw Spike slap her silly until she was awake.
Telling him she needed to go AJ bolted for town, the effects of the spell wore off an followed her keeping close behind." Careful." I told myself when she would look over her shoulder which was a lot.
I saw her arrive at twilight's trying to kick down the door. Twilight invited her in and I waited for a few minutes before entering." And then I saw my Granny Teilight my Granny!" Whined the mare sobbing slightly as she finished.
" Probably just after shock of the death AJ it's nothing to worry about." That was when I decided to chim in.
" Think it's true Apple-" but I was cut off by a loud knock on the door.
It opened and standing in the door way was." Fancy Pants?!" I asked startled by his appearance.
" Rarity!" He cried with a smile walking up to me and planting a kiss on my lips. I melted.
" what what what....." I sputtered trying to regain strength.
" Why this youngly young mare guided me to you." He said pointing to a mare standing in a door way. It was monster.
I smiled t her generosity." Look AppleJack I'm sorry your not going crazy I was jealous of you and Spike so I sabotaged you I put the earring in the bed I was Granny you aren't crazy ok?" I asked looking at my friend.
" Well know you have love an I forgive you Rarity it was instincts." AppleJack smiled and hugged me.
" thanks." I smiled and turned to Fancy." There is a nice cafe on the west side of town I wonder if you would like it." I said pointing to the door.
" Wouldn't miss it for the world Rarity." He said with a sly smile taking my hoof and guiding me out the door.
I blushed." Maybe I didn't need spike after all." I thight walking out the door with Fancy." Yes I don't need Spike." And I was right.
Author's Note
Don't you just love snaking your oc into the story?
