One starry night a pizza pony and his family were moving to ponyville.
"Mama papa when are we going to ponyville " asked the bored pizza pony.
"When your mama strokes my crust" exclaimed papa pizza. Then mama pizza exploded. The only thing is left is melted cheese pepperoni and crust crumbs.
"HOLY SHIT SHE EXPOLDED!''yelled the scared papa pizza.
" Look papa we here!" the happy pizza pony said. When they arrived there was a shrine of this "twilight sparkle", there was posters plastered all over the walls of ponyville, and a great big crystal castle were a treehouse was supposed to be.
" Papa look this fancy pony princess here!" exclaimed the pizza pony.
Then he saw a bucking princess then he walked up to her . There he was looking in the eyes of a new princess. then he pushed her away into a pond and said .
" FUCK YOU I LOVE WARRIOR" he yelled letting a drop of saliva land on her eyeball.
" HOLY FUCK SHITS!!!!!" twilight yelled as loud as she can and kicked spike into cloudsdale. The next morning he found her warrior of twilight sparkle.
" Omg it's really you" he said in disbelief. Then they locked lips , all the townsponys starred at them.
"Warrior will you marry me." he said bending on two hoofs.
" YES YES YES I WILL I WILL MARRY YOU." she said as she admired her ring. All the townsponys clapped except for `twilight she was mad she couldn't believe what she heard, she had to reclaim her man. She pushed warrior into a puddle and stole her ring. "HAHA YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG MARE!" she flew away with the ring.
" Well shit she took the ring . . . CHEESE POWERS ACTIVATE." He grabbed the ring with his cheese powers and helped his future bride out of the puddle.
" I believe this belongs to you ."
" Thank you sir i love how you act like super stallion!", warrior yelled as she grabbed the ring.All of ponyville saw what happened , they thought twilight sparkle was a monster ruining a brides engagement.
"WELL I NEVER LIKED TOWNSPONYS ANYWAYS!"Twilight exclaimed in utter madness and was shocked when her plan failed. Every pony was shocked and slightly scared of the so called "Princess Twilight Sparkle". No pony liked her after that they threw pizza and cheese at her , even the hillbillies hated her
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The rumors were all over equestria that she was plotting revenge on the engaged couple . Every pony was stalking the princess with coat colored purple.
"Man everypony hates her, well that really AWESOME." the pizza pony screamed on the top of his lungs.
"Sweetie you know i don't like it when you yell." warrior said softly not trying to attract attention.
"Sorry hun i can't believe she did that to you."Pizza Monster was trying not to lose his future wife.
" Hey look it's the pizza pony that HIC saved us from that monster HIC Twilight."Berry punch was slightly drunk but was able so see Pizza Monster.
"Oh ,no"Pizza whispered , he was terrified when he saw a stampede of ponies running towards him.
"Shit, RUN WARRIOR, now please.". flash flash flash
"Ugh,at least i am alive." Pizza said looking at his squished hooves.
"Are you ok Pizza monster ?" warrior said while she looked at the flat hooves.
"Ok, your not clearly fine" she said.
"Pizza i wanna break up, sorry ." Pizza was shocked at what he heard.
"What no" Pizza was crying.
In a few years later pizza found a lovely mare named warrior chick she was better. They got married and had two babies.Now back to pizza monster and his new wife warrior chick, oh and that purple alicorn thing.She got sentenced to the moon.
"Dada why are you sad?"the little pizza filly asked in confusion.
"sigh ,My little pony I can not tell you it is a little secret i have to keep from you and your mom,do you understand",Pizza monster said.The room remained quiet the few ten minutes, that seemed like forever. The young filly wanted to help his dad.
"Hunny buns dinner is ready."
"Coming my sweet!"Pizza yelled.The pizza pony trotted out of the quiet room as if nothing happened.
"Huh, that was weird well i gotta see my sis." The filly walked down to his sisters room , he then saw a note with the words,DO NOT ENTER FML I DON'T LIKE BEING A PIZZA PONY SPAWN I AM LIVING WITH TRIXIE NOW BYE! P.s,plz bring food.
"Well then"the even more confused filly said. But he went to the room anyway. He saw a shrine of thomas the train.
"WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT!",He yelled as he ran out the room.The poor pony was scarred for life.
---------------------------------------------TWO YEARS LATER---------------------------------------------------------------
Pizza broke up with his wife ,she cheated on him with a pony named bradley, he was shocked and hurt. He was alone, ugly,and feeling relief.He learned a lesson, he hated ponies, a lot. He never talked to a pony since. The pizza pony was confused.
" Why are ponies so cruel, am i not good enough!", Pizza yelled this on top of his lungs. He held a gun to his head. BOOM Pizza was dead, dead forever.The warriors , when they found out the news they were sad and very sorry. He is in all the history books in equestria, everyone said,
"Remember Pizza Monster he was the last one of his kind." Pizza monster is now known as a legend.
