Chapter 12

A New Strategy is Required

It was around dinner time as Luna and Connor made their way towards Twilight’s crystal home. The two made their way inside and were greeted by Pinkie. “Hey! You came.”

“That’s what she said!” Soarin yelled before being slapped by Dash. “Ow!” Connor chuckled as he followed Pinkie into the room with all the chairs and the conference room. The

“Okay whelps, lets get this game started.” Dash smiled. AJ then stood up and cleared her throat.

“Since we have a newcomer tonight, why don’t we let Azure pick the first game?” The farmer smiled.

“I’m cool with that.” Pierce said. Luna tapped her chin and thought for a moment.

“Thunderlane mentioned a game that seemed interesting. It’s called, ‘Equestria Domination.’” Connor grew a sly smirk.

“Okay, we’ll fight in pairs of two.” Connor said. Each couple paired themselves with one another leaving Luna to pair with Connor. “You know how to play?”

“No.” The man handed her the instructions while he helped set up the game board. There were two sets of dice, one for movement and one for attack power. The map was large and seemed to include all the major continents of the planet. “Okay, so the objective is to conquer the world?”

“Correct. You need to build your forced by building up your armies, which you can get from cards or capturing enemy troops. You can then outfit your troops with power cards and get your enemies’ resources.” He smirked.

“You seem to know a lot about this.”

“Azure, if I had a cutie mark, it’s be a King piece with a crown on top.” The man chuckled. “Okay, now we have to select our army.” He said looking at the table. He tapped the center of the map and magic filled the room as the map became a 3-D representation and the troops were all ready for battle.

There were six colors; Red, Blue, Orange, Black, Pink and White. Connor and Luna chose the blue team. Dash chose red, AJ chose orange, Pinkie chose pink, Rarity chose white and Fluttershy chose black. “Just so you know, you guys are fucked. I’ve had time.” Connor smirked.

“Connor, you can be one creepy mother bucker.” Mac said with a laugh. The game started and Luna opened up a telepathic channel between herself and the human. Luna had to adjust as she felt his brain thinking of dozens of strategies to win. The teams first drew five cards. Dash rolled the highest number and went first.

“Fluttershy, prepare your troops for battle!”

“C-can’t we make peace?” The mare said hiding behind her wings.

“Take no prisoners!” Soarin yelled. Fluttershy didn’t last long and was the first to be defeated. Her forces being relinquished to Dash’s army. Connor and Luna decided to play it safe and stay in the background as the others duked it out. AJ and Caramel went down next The farmers were not good at poker faces. “Connor, Azure prepare for a beatdown!” Soarin yelled.

“Bring it!” The human smirked.

“We shall be victorious!” The blue mare yelled. Soarin looked at Dash who nodded.

“I deploy, the Admiral’s fleet!” Connor and Luna gasped.

“We can fly right over your spell AA forces and attack your kingdom directly.” Dash smirked.

“You fiends!” Luna yelled.

“But I’m not done. I activate the card, Miracle Mend! My cool down time is reduced to one turn!” Connor started laughing at the mare’s words.

“Not bad Dashie but,” He held up a card. “you activated my trap card, Wyvern Swarm!”

“WHAT!?” The two pegasi yelled.

“I roll a seven or higher then the wyverns will rip your fleet to pieces.”

“But, if you roll a six or lower, the Wyverns will turn on your own forces!” Soarin said standing up.

“That’s just a risk I’ll have to take.” Connor took one die and Luna took the other. Luna rolled her die and it landed on a three. The human sighed and brought his hand back. “Kaaaaa-meeee-haaaaa-meeeee-HA!” He yelled as he tossed the die. Time slowed as the game piece stopped rolling and landed on a five. “YES!”

“No! My forces!” Dash said as several holographic Wyverns came out of a nearby mountain and tore her fleet apart. “Vengeance I say!”

“Nope.” Luna smirked. “It is our turn now. We play, Emergency recruitment! Now we can take your destroyed air fleet and add it to our own!” The Princess rolled the dice and it put her right near Dash’s home base. “Attack!” The fleet and army burned Dash’s base to the ground.

Yes, fear as our soldiers burn your homes, salt your lands and take your children from your arms!

Luna, you’re creeping me out. Connor said as the pegasi watched their home base become rubble and ash.

“NO!!!!” The two yelled in a defeated tone. Luna and Connor high five’d. Rarity and Thunderlane were the next to fall, this time by Pinky and Pierce. The jeweler and pastry chef proved to be formidable opponents. The two teams were having the standoff of the century, every attack one played the other countered. This process went on for twenty minutes. Each team only had a squad left and barely any cards.

“Pierce, this game has tested our skills as strategists, but all good things must come to an end.”

“Bold words from a man with only one card left.” The stallion panted. Connor smiled and flipped up the card. “Oh crap.”

“Luna’s Redemption. This card allows me to bring back all the forces I lost for one turn.” As the card activated, the fallen soldiers rose from their graves and took down the last opponent. The human and Princess had won.

“Huzza!” Luna yelled.

“Good game.” Pierce smiled. The two sat back and sighed.

“Can we play a fun game now?” Dash asked.

“Sure, what?” The cyan flyer smirked.

“Never have I ever.”

“Oh dear.” Rarity sighed. Luna looked at the group in confusion as Dash brought out a bottle of liquor and several shot glasses. She tugged on her ear and looked at Conor.

What is the nature of this game?

We go around saying things that we’ve never done, but if you have done it then you take a shot.

Why?

Because it’s fun. Don’t be so grumpy. Luna frowned at the man. The group got in a closer circle and AJ poured them each a glass.

“Okay, I’ll start.” Pierce said. “Never have I ever tried hitting on a single mother.” Soarin and Thunderlane took a shot. Dash and Rarity frowned.

“Hey I didn’t know she had a kid.” Thunder said.

“Same.” Soarin said.

“Never have I ever changed a wagon wheel.” Rarity said. All the males, Dash and AJ took a shot.

“Never have I ever slept in the nude alone.” Soarin said. All the mares in the room took a shot.

“I-It’s comfy.” Fluttershy said with blushing cheeks. The others all nodded.

“Never have I ever ran through Canterlot Castle naked.” Azure growled at the human and took a shot. All eyes were on the mare. Some in amazement, most in confusion.

“I spent the night at the castle once. Luna and I started drinking and....I don’t want to get into it.” All the males felt a wave of disappointment. “Never have I ever had a threesome.” Connor, Thunder, Soarin and Dash all took a shot. It was no surprise Soarin or Thunderlane had an experience like that, but all eyes went on the human.

“What? I had a good sex life before I came here.” He said with a small belch.

“Details now.” Soarin said.

“Fine. So it was with my first girlfriend Rachel. We had been dating for about two years.”

“How did you two meet?” Rarity asked.

“We’ve been friends since pre-school. Then in our sophomore year of high school we started dating and we continued to until about senior year.” Connor shrugged.

“Enough backstory!” Soarin said.

“Hey, it’s my story!” The man narrowed his eyes. “Anyway, it was around the end of senior year and the romance was....lacking in the bedroom.”

“Performance issues? Relax it happens to everyone.” Soarin said. “Well not me, but you? Yeah I can see-” He was cut off as Pinkie shot him with her party cannon. Seriously where does she keep that thing?

“Thank you Pinkie.” Pinkie gave him a salute before siting back down. “Anyway so we tried a few things to spice things up.”

“What kind of things?” Fluttershy asked with a blush.

“Roleplaying, bondage, different positions. Things like that.” Luna was blushing brightly at the words. “Anyway, she thought it would be more exciting if we introduced a third player.”

“Wait was this an angel’s three way or devil’s?” Thunder asked.

“What?” Rarity asked.

“Angel’s three way is with one guy and two girls and a devil’s three way is with two dudes one girl.” Connor clarified. “It was an Angel’s three way.”

“Hell yeah!” Soarin and Thunder held their hands up to high-five.

“Freeze frame high-five.” The three froze in place as they connected palms.

“Idiots. All of you.” Pierce face palmed. The three sat back down and Connor continued his story.

“So we decided have a threesome with a fiend of ours, Shana. Nice girl, really hot.” He reached into his phone and pulled out a picture of the three. On his right was a girl a little shorter than him with dyed black hair with red highlights, on his left was a girl with a darker skin tone with straight brown hair.

“Damn!” Soarin said as Dash gave him a dead leg.

“In the end we broke up.” He said putting his phone away.

“Sorry to hear that.” Luna said rolling her eyes.

“It was mutual. Turns out Rachel wanted to swap to the other team.” He said taking a drink. “I was actually the first person she came out to.”

“So you turned a girl gay?” Thunder asked earning him a dark look from the man.

“Can we please get on with the game?” Connor face palmed

“Okay,” Pinkie said thinking. “Never have I ever gone to jail.”

“Visiting or behind bars?” Mac asked.

“Behind bars.” Connor gulped as Soarin, Thunder and Caramel took a sip.

“That was one awesome night.” Caramel said as AJ gripped his leg in a vice like grip.

“Ya got drunk and went on a drunken rampage.” The farmer deadpanned. Her emerald eyes also narrowed on the human. Luna bit her lip and chuckled.

“Mind if I choose the next game?” Dash asked.

“Sure.” Pinkie chimed.

“How about truth or dare?” Dash smirked. “But with a twist!”

“Oh no.” The orange apple farmer said with a sigh.

“What twist?” Luna asked with a raised eyebrow. Dash smirked and chuckled to herself while those who knew the cyan mare cringed as they thought of the horrors her perverted mind could think of.

“You have the option to reject a truth or dare, but you have to remove an article of clothing as compensation and the same thing happens if you fail.” She cackled.

“Uh-oh, sounds like Dashie went into heat early this year.” Thunderlane complained.

“Why don’t you suck a dick?” Dash spat out.

“Why don’t you suck two?”

“No, you, but five dicks!” The mare yelled slamming her hand on the table.

“You’re sucking eight dicks from every direction like an omnidirectional dick suck fest!”

“Okay we get it. Can you two please stop trying to one up each other on the dick sucking quota?” Connor groaned. “I think we can agree, as adults, that we’ve all sucked a lot of dicks, and we love it.” Everyone sitting at the table gave a nod at the man’s words.

Please, we invented dick sucking. Connor gave Luna a look of surprise.

Right I forgot. You’re old. Luna frowned and used her tail as a whip. The bat his lip as his right ass cheek met the fury of her tail.

Tis not polite to make fun of a mare’s age. Connor stuck his tongue out at the mare before turning his attention back to the game

“I’ll go first!” Pinkie said raising her hand.

“Good a volunteer.” Rainbow smiled. “Okay Pinks, truth or dare?”

“Hmmm...Dare me.”

“I dare you to explain your Pinkie sense.” Pinkie’s face went straight and removed the hair tie she had her curly locks in. “Darn.”

“Sorry Dashie, but somethings just can’t be explained.” The pink mare smiled while Dash pouted. “My turn! Azure, truth or dare?”

“Dare.” The blue mare said. Pinkie smirked and the other four mares gave her the slightest of nods.

“I dare you to sit on Connor’s lap for the rest of the evening.” Luna and the human both blushed and looked at one another. “Scared?” Luna huffed and stood up. She plopped herself in the man’s lap making him gasp.

Man she’s heavy! Luna then slammed her fist into his leg. “Ugh!” He grunted stifling his pain as Luna growled. She turned and did her best to cover her blush. The human did the same, but it did little good.

The game continued and the dares got more raunchy, and the truth’s more revealing. By this time everyone had an article of clothing taken away from them. Connor was shirtless making the blue mare blush brighter than before as she squirmed on his lap.

“Soarin, truth or dare?” Applejack asked.

“I’ll go with dare.” He smiled.

“Ah dare ya to tell us what in the hay happened on that camping trip all you guys took.” The stallion’s face grew stern and all the males eyed him. The Wonderbolt gulped and instead removed his pants so he was now in nothing but his boxers.

“Oh come on! What happened that you guys are so touchy about?” Dash whined.

“Nothing.” Connor said in a deadpanned tone. He and all the stallions knew. What happened in the cave, stays in the cave.

“I’m a bit lost.” Luna said.

“Okay, when Twi got her hands on that fancy journal that turned her into a Princess, this lot,” AJ gestured to the males. “went camping.”

“So?”

“They came back two days later soaking wet, all their gear was gone and they had a look of dread on their faces.” Dash said. “When we asked all they said was ‘never again.’” Luna looked at the human in suspicion.

“Can we please move on with the game?” Caramel whined. Soarin scratched his chin and smirked.

“Connor, truth or dare?” The stallion asked.

“Dare.” The man silently regretted that decision.

“I dare you to give Azure a horn job.” The man’s cheeks burned red along with the mare sitting on his lap. “Either that or you have to remove and article of clothing.” Connor mentally cursed the stallion, he was only wearing his pants and boxers. He bit his lip and sighed.

“Sorry Azure.” He said gently wrapping his hand around the mare’s horn. Luna winced at the man’s familiar touch and arched her back as he started to rub the bone. The mare bit her lip and her tail wrapped around his midsection and her butt wiggled in his lap. The man slowly started to feel aroused.

“Ngh!” Luna said as she closed her eyes and felt he magic peaking. The mare could feel herself getting hot between her legs and her tail started wiggling and brought the man closer to her back. Connor gulped and blushed harder as he felt his erect member reach full mast. Luna felt the stiffness and her body only grew more excited. Her eyes shrank as she moaned and let loose a bolt of magic.

“Ricochet!” Caramel yelled as the group took cover under the table. The charged bolt of magic bounce off the crystal floor, walls and ceiling. Ricochets are bolts of uncontrolled magic that bounce around and effect random objects. A ricochet from a normal unicorn are dangerous enough, but one from an Alicorn? That’s too much danger. The bolt continued to bounce from surface to surface until it shot out a window and shot towards the human’s home.

The blast hit the garage, but no damage was visible. Soon the ponies poked their heads out from the table and stood up.

“Whoa, close call. Right guys?” Soarin said as he stood up. The mares and stallions had scared looks o their faces and the pegasus felt a feeling of dread come over him. Like a rusty door hinge he turned to see that Azure’s hair was a large pillar of blue flames and her eyes were white with magic.

“Wretch!” She hissed. Connor gulped and knew her illusion spell wouldn’t hold under this kind of magical pressure.

“Now hold on Azure. Surely we can settle this like adults.” He gulped stepping between the two. “There’s no need to act so hasty.”

“Weren’t you the one who got her off?” The blue stallion said. Connor gave Soarin a deadpanned look.

“I retract my argument, go nuts. Just don’t kill him.”

“Oh we shall do far worse than that!” Luna’s horn glowed and blue bolt of lightning struck the stallion. The group shielded their eyes as they heard the stallion’s voice go up several octaves. The group opened their eyes to see that Soarin had a smaller physique, bigger hips and had a pair of breasts along with longer hair.

“What was-” Soarin instantly clamped a hand over his mouth at the sound of his new feminine voice. Dash instantly burst out into laughter and was soon followed by the rest of the group. “What did you do!?” He yelled.

“I gave you a taste of your own medicine.” Luna said with an evil grin. Dash then walked over to the blue pegasus mare.

“Oh we are SO doing it tonight.” Luna stormed out of the room and huffed.

“You reap what you sow Soarin.” Connor said getting his shirt and shoes back on before going after Azure. The man ran towards his home and caught up to the mare. “Hey.” The man said with a blush.

“Evening.” Luna sighed.

“Look, I’m really, REALLY sorry about that.” The man sighed. “It was either that, or I take my pants off and....you were on my lap so.....sorry.”

“N-no need to explain.” She said blushing brightly. The two kept silent as they walked into the house and laid down to rest. Luna laid awake in her bed and felt her face flushing red.

Why are we so hot?

Because you loved his hands on you.

Shut up! Why am I so effected by him? Her eyes shrank as she sat up and pulled out her phone. “Oh no.” She looked at the date, it was marked in red. “I’m going into heat.”

Author's Note

SO Sorry for the delay.