Living with the Night

Chapter 5

Maids, Aliens and Shenanigans

Connor opened his eyes to see nothing but a green plastic like substance in front of him. He looked down to see some type of green liquid was filled up to his torso and his limbs were bound in some sort of sticky goo. The man remembered now, the invasion of the weird race called Changelings. They impersonated and kidnapped a Princess before invading the city. Before royally crashing the wedding, the human had ‘borrowed’ a spell rifle from the armory. Spell rifles were used by non-Unicorn guards and had different types of spells inside clips that would get fed into the rifle. After the Queen Chrysalis had exposed herself and defeated Celestia, the goddess ordered Connor and the six mares to retrieve the Elements, only to be met with an army blocking their way.

Thanks to Pinkie Pie using Twilight like a gatling gun, the seven managed to make it past the first wave of enemies, but their numbers kept multiplying. As the six continued forward, Connor decided to keep their guests busy, which lasted about thirty-seconds before he was knocked out and hauled off to Celestia knows where.Now he was stuck in some sort of alien pod thing. He thrashed around for who know’s how long and managed to get his legs arms free. As he continued, his legs came next.

The human slammed his fists against the green glass like surface. After what felt like hours of pounding and kicking he realized he didn’t have enough strength to break the surface. He leaned against the inside of the pod and realized it was suspended. He shifted his weight to the left and then to the right, the pod did the same. He continued to move and he heard a cracking noise coming from up above. “C’mon you son of a bitch! Let me out!” He grunted as he heard the pod snap free from the ceiling. Connor felt a falling sensation before he felt the pod crash against the floor. The liquid splashed and over him and he banged on the glass again.

“Hey I think I heard something.” A voice yelled in the distance. Connor continued to bang on the surface of the pod. He was coughing on the green liquid and was screaming out to anyone who can hear. “Another pod ma’am. Should I blast it?”

“No, there could be a pony trapped inside!” The voice of the librarian was music to the human’s ears. “Open up the pod.”

“Okay boys in three, two, one.” Connor saw three flashes of different colored light and heard a cracking sound. He slammed against the surface and more cracks appeared. “Back up something’s coming out!” A guard ordered. One final push and the man broke free from the pod and rolled out of the small compact prison.

“Freedom!” He said as he coughed up the green fluid. He heard several hooves shuffling and spell guns being cocked. His eyes then fell upon the purple scholar and sighed in relief. “Oh thank god, Twilight.” He slowly got to his feet and cracked his back. “I thought that I was a gonna be in there forever.”

“Ma’am, you know this thing?” A white Pegasus stallion asked. The lavender mare looked at the human and approached it.

“Well, don’t worry,” She said as she put a hand on his shoulder and smiled. Connor froze as he felt a pain in his chest. Blood filled his mouth and he looked down to see Twilight sticking a blade into him. “you’ll never be in another pod again.” Connor gripped her shoulder and for a split second saw her caring lavender eyes shift to ones that were spliced and green.

“You...bitch I’ll-” The fake twisted the knife and he dropped to the ground in pain. The Changeling turned towards the guard and nodded. The Pegasus walked over and handed the fake his spell pistol. “No wait, that’s not Twilight, it’s-” A bang and a flash of green light ensnared the man’s senses and all went black.

~~~

Connor shot up from his bed covered in sweat and looked as pale as a ghost. He looked down at his sweaty palms and felt as though his heart was gonna break out of his chest. His door then swung open to reveal the Princess of the night in her clothes she had on the previous day. She saw the man’s condition and approached his bedside.

“Connor? What is wrong? We heard you scream and we came to see if anything happened.” She said as she sat down beside him.

“N-nothing just a dream,” He said as he started to take slow, deep breaths. “a bad dream. That’s all.” Luna raised an eyebrow in disbelief and leaned closer to the man. Connor felt his back hit the wall as he tried to put some space between himself and the Princess.

“You know it is our job to watch over our subject’s dreams, pony and human alike.” Her face was now inches away from his and Connor’s face was getting redder by the second.

“J-just a stupid dream. That’s all.” Luna squinted and stared at him with those deep blue eyes that could rival the largest oceans. A familiar ringing tone snapped them both back to reality. Connor reached over to his cell phone and hit the talk button. “Hello? Hey Twilight what’s up?” A few second ticked by and Connor looked at Luna. “Yeah, she’s right here.” He said handing Luna the phone. “Twi want’s to talk to you.” Luna took the phone from him and left the room.

Connor let out a sigh of relief and realized he was packing a full hard on. He walked over and closed the door to his room and got changed into something a bit more presentable than just gym shorts. When he got downstairs he saw Luna sitting at the table with a bowl of cereal in front of her. “What did Twilight want?”

“She invited me to go to the spa with her and the other elements.”

“Nice.” He said as he poured himself a bowl.

“May I ask something?”

“Shoot.”

“Why are we in the same clothes as yesterday?” That made the man freeze in his tracks. How was he supposed to tell the Princess of the night that she had fallen asleep on and drooled on his lap?

“You dozed off after getting a quarter through the game. I woke up and carried you upstairs to bed. Luna’s cheeks went red at the words.

“Oh.” She said adverting her gaze. A silence fell between the two and once again Connor was saved by his phone ring. All hail the Old Spice Jingle! It’s powers of breaking awkward situations are too powerful for man or pony to comprehend.

“Hello?”

“Hey Connor.” A cheery voice said.

“Oh hey, Bon-bon. Let me guess, the toaster oven this time?”

“Actually I’m calling on behalf of Rose. She lost her phone somewhere in her shop. So while she’s looking I’m calling you.”

“What’s she need?”

“Something about her TV not working.”

“Okay, tell her I’ll be there soon.”

“Thanks, bye.” Connor put his phone away and looked back at Luna.

“Well, it looks like I have a job to do.”

“What?” Luna asked.

“Rose needs a hand with her TV.”

“Who?”

“The red maned mare who runs the flower shop.” Luna remembered seeing the cram colored mare around town. The two cleaned up their bowls and got ready to go their separate ways. As Connor walked to the door he saw the husky holding hammer in it’s jaws. “Fine, just behave yourself.” The dog’s tail started wagging and put the hammer down.

“Um Connor, we are not familiar with the spa’s location.”

“It’s on the way to the flower shop so I can walk you there.” Luna smiled at this and they walked off towards their destinations. The sun was shining in the sky and leaves had started to turn brown and fall off the branches they once occupied. The cool air nipped at the human’s skin and he rubbed his exposed arms. Should have worn long sleeves I guess.

The two saw a group of familiar mares and approached. “Hey guys.” He waved at the group. Pinkie waved at them in her typical over the top fashion.

“Hey Conner, are you joining us?” The pink mare asked.

“No, I was just showing Azure here how to get here. Rose is having TV troubles so I’m going to see what’s up.” The group heard a whooshing noise and saw a familiar cyan mare with an irate look on her face. “Morning Dash.”

“Meh.”

“You okay?”

“I’m at the spa, what do you think?”

“Right there with ya Dash.” Applejack groaned.

“Never thought I’d see you two at the spa. What changed?”

“They owed me a favor.” Rarity chimed.

“Must have been something embarrassing.” Dash frowned and took a step closer to the man, but stopped when she heard a familiar growl come from the husky beside him. “Don’t tell me you’re still scared of Nero here.” He scratched the dog’s head.

“He did try to rip my throat out the first time we met.” She scowled at the dog as it showed her it’s sharp teeth.

“C’mon boy, we got a patient to see.” He tugged the dog’s leash twice and the canine complied. The seven mares walked inside to see two Earth pony mares, one pink with a blue mane and the other had the opposite color scheme.

“Hello girls.” Rarity chimed.

“Good morning Ms. Rarity.” They both said with a smile.

“I have an appointment.” The blue one grabbed a clipboard and looked it over.

“Ah yes, party of six?”

“There’s going to be another addition if it’s all right.”

“Of course Ms. Rarity.” The two nodded and went off to get their rooms ready.

“Come girls, let us get pampered beyond belief.”

“Yay.” The athlete and farmer said in a half assed tone as they followed the crowd inside.

~~~

Connor arrived at the scene of the crime and knocked on the door to the shop and waited. He heard the door unlock and Rose was standing in the doorway. She was donning a dark green deep V shirt and pants that hugged her legs. Her mane also had a curl to it and it looked like she was waring eye liner.

“Morning Rose.” He said with a smile. “Bon-bon said you were having issues with your TV?”

“Yeah right this way.” Connor followed the mare and noticed that she was swishing her tail back and forth with each step. The man paid no mind to it and found himself in a small living room with a couch and a TV in front of it.

“So what’s the issue?”

“The screen is just static. I’m not sure what’s wrong with it.” Connor flipped the switch and saw what the mare described. He tried flipping the channels and still nothing. Connor turned the device around and examined the cable. He felt something soft press against his back and realized that Rose was leaning on him. “Think you can fix it?” Her tone sounded like a damsel in distress.

“I’ll see what I can do.” He said as he pulled out his screwdriver and started to unscrew the back of the machine.

“Anything I can do to help?”

“No thank you, this hopefully won’t take long.” As he continued to work he saw Rose’s two roommates, Lilly and Daisy come out of their rooms still in their PJ’s. Both of them were wearing short shorts and tank tops. Both mares blushed heavily when they saw the man and went to find Rose. Connor heard sounds of whispers followed by giggling as he continued to work. Nero was laying down on the floor watching his master work.

After checking the internal workings of the machine, the human was thoroughly stumped. It didn’t make any sense, the cables were fine the bulbs were in near perfect condition and there wasn’t even a scratch on the screen.

“Something wrong?” He heard a voice say. Connor looked and his face went bright red. The three mares were wearing identical outfits, each a different color and each showing off their well sized busts and assets. He pushed all thoughts from his mind and stood up beside the blasted machine.

“It’s strange. I’m not sure what’s wrong with it.” The man put a finger to his chin and thought hard. “There is one thing I can try, but it’s risky.” The man positioned his had on top of the TV and delivered a quick slap to the plastic surface. The screen flickered and the picture was restored. I am awesome! He heard a small applause and took a bow.

“How did you do that?” Lilly asked.

Very good question. I didn’t think it’d actually work.

“The TV just knows better.” Rose looked at the mares and nodded with a smirk on her face.

“Now about payment.” Rose said as she walked up to him with half lidded eyes. “We don’t really have enough to pay you right now.” Connor gulped as he backed up into the couch and the three mares converged on him.

“Th-that’s okay Rose, just let me know when you get enough.” He said as he tried to hide his blush from the mares.

“Oh but you worked so hard and we have to give you something.” Lilly said as she shoved him down on the couch and sat herself down on his lap.

“There has to be something we can do for you.” Daisy said as she and Rose sat n either side of him.

The fuck is going on? Wait a second, those eyes, the attitude...Oh crap they’re in heat! Abort mission! Abort! Connor immediately rose to his feet and threw on a nervous smile.

“Sorry ladies, but I think I left the water running at home. Exit stage left!” He said as he rushed out the door with his bag and dog trailing close behind. He didn’t stop until he was at least a block away from the flower shop. He learned from Twilight that mares during their heat cycle get really horny and will bang almost anything with a pulse. Not to mention the chances of pregnancy rise, no one was sure if humans and ponies were compatible yet, but that will have to wait for another day.

Connor whipped out his phone and dialed the candy maker’s number.

“Hello?” A familiar lyre player said.

“Lyra it’s Connor, where’s Bon-bon?”

“Hang on she’s in the kitchen.” He heard a muffling sound as the phone was passed.

“Hey Connor, how did things go at Rose’s place?”

“Aside from the near mid-day rape session just peachy!”

“Mid-day what?”

“Rose, Daisy and Lilly are in heat. I barely got out of there before they broke out the riding crop!”

“What? Rose didn’t look it when I saw her early this morning.”

“Well, just give me a heads up next time.” He hung up on the mare and left to go find a very cold shower.

~~~

The seven mares were all relaxing in the mud baths as the others asked Azure about Vanhoover. Luckily the Princess knew of the city thanks to royal records kept which was a load off of Twilight’s mind. The topics then shifted to the six mare’s colt friends and secrets of the embarrassing nature were told.

“You’re kidding! Pokey get’s hofficures!” Dash bellowed.

“Yup, I made him go with me once and I caught him two weeks later.” Pinkie giggled. The mares weren’t really surprised, safe for a certain cyan flyer. Pierce had grown up in the shining city of Canterlot after all. Rarity noticed that Azure had stayed quiet for the majority of the conversation.

“What bout you Azure? What about your coltfriend?”

“I do not have one.” Luna said with a small hint of disappointment.

“Nothing wrong with taking a break.”

“Well what about the last stallion you had? Anything good?” Dash asked as Luna hung her head.

“There’s nothing to tell.” Luna said as she sank deeper into the mud.

“Maybe we should change the sub-” Twilight was cut off as Dash looked at Azure in an accusing manor.

“Wait a sec, are you a virgin?”

“Rainbow Dash!” Rarity stated. “That’s far too personal.”

“No, it is all right Rarity.” Luna sighed. She looked at Twilight and AJ who had nervous looks on their faces. “Let us just say that it has been a long time since I’ve shared somepony’s bed.” Luna honestly didn’t remember the last tie she was with somepony, or if had been at all.
“Changing the subject, why are you frightened of Connor’s dog?” The mares looked at one another and shrugged.

~~~

Nine months earlier.

“Well, we can’t just leave ‘em here.” The farmer stated as she stood up straight. “Twilight, you might wanna-” The lavender mare just finished writing a letter and wrapping it in purple magic. Since Spike was still recovering from Celestia sending her all her past friendship reports she used a failsafe spell Celestia gave her to use in case her number on assistant was indisposed of. “Never mind.” The farmer then heard a growling sound and looked at Dash. “Rainbow did you skip out on breakfast again?”

“That wasn’t me.” They heard he growling again and turned their heads towards the house that had landed not ten minutes prior. There standing in the open doorway was what looked like a wolf growling, ears back and bearing it’s fangs. The hound looked down at the unconscious human and let out a loud howl before charging. Before she knew it, the dog was on top of the cyan flyer snapping it’s jaws.

A rope went around the animal’s neck and the farmer heaved the creature off her friend. “What the hell is that thing?” Dash asked as she got up. The dog turned and started to chew through the rope until it finally snapped. It charged again but was stopped by the yellow Pegasus, the dog stared deep into her teal eyes and froze. Fluttershy got closer and saw it’s collar.

“Nero? Is that your name?” The dog’s eyes shifted towards the human and let out a whining noise. “Oh I see, you were just protecting your owner. He just fainted from the excitement.” The dog felt itself free from the mare’s eyes and walked over to the man’s face. After a few licks, the man’s eyes opened.

“Ugh, dog breath.” He coughed as he sat up and saw the six. He scrambled to his feet and gulped. “So it wasn’t a dream.” Twilight stepped forwards and gulped.

“Are you working for Discord?”

“Who?” Connor raised an eyebrow at the name.

“Discord, the god of chaos and disharmony.”

“Lady, I don’t know where the fuck I am, much less someone who lives here.”

“So you’re an alien?” The pink one asked.

“By your standards, yes.” He crossed his arms. “Mind telling me where I am?” The group then shielded their eyes as a yellow flash of light filled the area. Connor blinked and saw a creature standing seven feet tall, had white fur and wings, a flowing celestial mane to match her tail, and a golden crown sitting upon her head behind her horn. Beside her stood two smaller, yet more intimidating looking creatures wearing gold plated armor and holding spears. “Oh great the fuzz.”

The two guard aimed their spears and the dog got in an attack stance as it bared it’s teeth. The tall one raised it’s hand and the two guards backed off. The purple one ran up to the taller and quickly explained the situation while the other mares and guards didn’t take their eyes off the human. “Hey,” He said catching the large one’s attention. “it’s kinda rude to talk about me like I’m not even there.”

“My apologies.” The taller one said in a motherly like tone. “You’ll have to forgive my guards, they are somewhat on edge.”

“So long as they don’t try to impale me I’ll let it slide. Mind if I get some answers?”

“Shall we go and talk?”

“Will I be locked up?”

“Will you try to run?”

“No.”

“There’s your answer.” The creature then noticed the dog. “Will your companion be any trouble?”

“Nero? Nah he listens to me.”

“He just tried to eat me!” The rainbow maned flyer said. The dog barked and Fluttershy gulped. “What he’d say?”

“He doesn’t eat junk food.” The group chuckled and the cyan flyer frowned at the words.

~~~

“You were owned by a dog?” Luna chuckled as the mares got out of the mud bath and dried themselves off. Dash grumbled at the words.

“So Azure,” Applejack started. “how’s living with Connor going?”

“It’s going well.” Luna said as she pushed the awkward situations she and the man had gotten into. “Although we do not know much about him personally.” She said as she wrapped a towel around her form. “What do you know about his siblings?” The six mares froze on the spot and turned to look at the blue Unicorn mare.

“He’s got a brother!?” Pinkie stated.

“I’m not sure. All he told me was that he had four older siblings. You did not know?”

“For whatever reason Connor doesn’t like to talk about his life before he came here.” Twilight said as the group got into the changing room. “Whenever we tried he’d always brush off the question and stone walled us. We didn’t want to seem too nosy so we usually never bring it up.” Luna nodded as she slipped her shirt back on. The group went their separate ways and Luna walked through the streets of Ponyville as and autumn breeze gently hit against her face.

The mare saw the flower shop where the human said he was going to be working. She opened the door and heard a the small bell rigged to ring when it opened. Luna started browsing the plants until a cream colored mare with a red mane came out wearing a green apron and rubber gloves.

“Morning and welcome to the Ponyville Flower shop. How can I help you?” She asked with a smile on her face.

“Yes, I was wondering if you happen to see a human named Connor walking around here?” Rose raised an eyebrow and looked the mare over.

“Didn’t know he had a mare friend.” She said in a guilty tone. Luna’s face flushed bright red and shook her head.

“No, we are only his roommate.”

“Whose we?”

“I mean, I am his roommate. He said that he was working here.”

“Oh, he ran off about an hour ago. Not sure where he went.” Luna nodded and exited the store. The mare was thinking quietly to herself as she saw Soarin and Thunderlane. She hurried up to them and tapped the grey Pegasus on the shoulder. Thunderlane turned and smiled at the mare.

“Hey, Azure right?”

“Correct, and you’re Thunderlane?”

“The one and only.” He put his arm around the blue Pegasus stallion and smiled. “This here’s Soarin, course I’m sure you know that.”

“H-hi.” He said as he hid his blush.

“You are courting Rainbow Dash are you not?”

“Yeah, we’re together.”

“So how’s living with Connor?” The dark Pegasus asked.

“It’s going well. I am enjoying his company.” She smiled.

“So who does what around the house?” Soarin asked.

“Hm?”

“Well, since I moved in with Dash I’ve had to do work around the house. Most of the time I get bathroom detail while she handles laundry. Rarity have you do anything Thunder?”

“Yeah, I mostly dust in places she can’t reach, stack shelves of fabric and take care of Sweetie while she’s working, good thing she and Rumble are friends.”

“Who’s Rumble?” Luna asked.

“My little brother, but back on topic, what do you do?” Luna opened her mouth to speak, but realized that next to playing games and helping him shop she hadn’t really done anything.

“N-nothing yet.” She said in a guilty tone. “I don’t want to be a freeloader. Have any
ideas?” Thunderlane scratched his chin as he thought. The gears stopped turning when he thought of the perfect plan.

~~~

Connor trudged through the small town with his tool bag and dog by his side. After the incident with the flower ponies this morning he’d gotten call from Cherilee saying that the lights in the school house were on the fritz. After he had replaced the blown fuze and rebooted the system he ran into Bon-bon who apologized for the slip up this morning. He had no hard feelings seeing as it was an accident. Connor was at his doorstep and opened the door to a strange sight.

The surfaces were shining like new and the floor was sparkling. The inch layer of dust that had accumulated in his absence seemed to have had never happened.

The fuck happened? Did Luna do this?

“Luna are you here?” He heard a bit of shuffling.

“One moment.” The man set his bag down and noticed that she had organized his video game and movie collection alphabetically.

“Did you clean the house?”

“Yes, I’ll be down in a moment master.”

Well, that’s really ni- wait what did she just say? He heard hoof steps coming from the upstairs and his jaw hit the floor. Luna was donning a skimpy maid outfit that looked a few sizes too small for her. You know, like the one’s you’d see in those cheap porno movies. Luna’s hair was in a pony tail and a small maid hat rested neatly on her head and she was wearing dark blue eyeliner that made her eyes all the more captivating. Connor was at loss for words as Luna tilted her head in confusion.

“Does thou disapprove master?” That was it. That was the last the man remembered before he fainted. Luna looked at him in confusion and levitated him on the couch. The movement caused him to stir and open his eyes, only to see Luna bending over to pick up his tool bag. As she moved the short maid skirt rode up on her showing her light blue undergarments. Once again, he passed out at the sight and fell into darkness. A sudden shaking motion jostled him awake and he rubbed his eyes.

Man and I was having such a good dream.

I apologize master, I didn’t know. The voice made him freeze as he stopped rubbing and opened his eyes to see the maid leaning over his body with either hand placed beside his shoulders and she was balancing on her knees. Connor’s face flushed bright red as he couldn’t help but stare at the Princess’s amazing bust.

I think she’s about as big as Fluttershy. Despite her shy nature, Fluttershy had the figure of a model with a set of breasts that would bring all the colts running. A gentle hand on his forehead snapped him out of the trance and back to his predicament.

“Your head seems to be warm master. Are you ill?”

“N-no.” He said trying to hide to hide his further reddening cheeks.

“Are you sure? Your nose is bleeding as well.” Connor felt a wet warmth above his lip and touched it to see a small bit of blood.

Oh come on! The two heard the door to his home open to show Big Mac.

“Hey Connor ah just wanted to see if-” The red stallion stopped dead in his tracks as he saw the maid sitting on top of his friend and the tension was now tripled as he just stared. “Ah’ll come back later.” He said as he slowly closed the door. Finally gathering his senses, Connor sadly closed his eyes so he could focus.

“Luna, why in the name of god are you dressed like that!?” The Princess got off of him and stood in confusion.

“We were feeling guilty that we have done nothing to help with the upkeep of your home.”

“So this was the only thing you could think of?” He said gesturing to her outfit.

“We were only following the rules of modern cleanliness.” She crossed her arms making her breasts pop out even more.

“What rules?”

“The rules Thunderlane and Soarin gave me to follow in order to properly clean your home.” Luna snapped her fingers and a paper with elegant handwriting appeared in the man’s hand. Connor rubbed his eyes and started to read the sheet of paper.

Cleaning for the modern age.
1. You have to wear appropriate attire (Maid outfit to show you mean business)
2. Address the owner of the home as Master to show your appreciation for opening up his/her home to you.
3. Make sure he/she sees you cleaning so he may inspect your work.
4. Check back regularly to see if there is ANYTHING you can do for him.

Connor gripped the page and gritted his teeth. “Luna you’ve just been pranked.”

“What? We were only following the directions.” Connor face palmed and led her over to a mirror.

“Luna look at yourself.” The mare looked at herself in her skimpy outfit and still had a confused look on her face. “Twilight told me you can go into ponies’ dreams right?”

“Yes, we guard the ponies’ dreams from nightmares.”

“Ever come across a stallion’s dream that includes a beautiful mare in a made outfit?” Luna thought for a moment and her eyes shrank. She took another look at herself in the mirror before letting out a scream and teleporting out of the room. I think she gets it now. Still, I shall hold that view in my memories forever. As Connor groaned he realized that he was packing a full hard on yet again. He headed off towards bathroom and went to relive himself from the tension caused by Luna’s maid act and the flower ponies attempted seduction

~~~

After the tension was released it dawned on Connor that he hadn’t drained the pipes in almost three months. It’s amazing how much stress that can be released through masturbation. He approached her door and knocked on it. “Luna? You in there?”

“What?” She said in a spite filled tone.

“Are you decent? We gotta talk.” The door glowed blue and swung open to show Luna facing away from the door. Her disguise was down and she had her face buried in her knees with her arms wrapped around her legs.

“We are so embarrassed!” She sniffled. Connor sat beside her and put a hand on her shoulder.

“It was more like a prank on me than you.”

“Were you the one in a dress?” She looked at him with a scowl.

“Valid point, but it was just a prank and now there is only one course of action.” Luan raised an eyebrow. “Payback. Wanna help?” Her devious smile was all Connor needed for an answer. His phone started to ring and he saw it was Big Mac. “Hello?”

“Am ah calling at a bad time?”

“It was a dumb prank by Thunderlane and Soarin Mac.”

“Oh, that makes sense. Ah just wanted to see if movie night was still on.” Since he’d become friends with the ponies, The group would gather once a month to view one of the human’s movies. Connor thought for a moment and smiled.

“Yeah, everyone coming tonight?”

“Eeyup.”

“Good, make sure Thunder and Soarin come.”

“You’re gonna buck with ‘em right?”

“You know me so well.” Mac chuckled and hung up. He turned the Princess and smiled. “C’mon Luna, we’ve got baking to do.”

~~~

The sun’s light was just about to lower behind the mountain as the twelve ponies found themselves at the human’s door step. Connor managed to find some spare chairs and set them up along the couch. Once everypony was settled and they each had a brownie that he and Luna had baked, they were ready to watch the movie. “Mares, colts, and Dash.”

“Hey!” The cyan flyer grumbled.

“Since Nightmare Night is a few weeks away, I decided to choose something from my horror section.” That made Fluttershy let out a nervous squeak.

“A-are there animals in it?”

“Yes, there’s a cat.” Connor said with a smirk. He inserted the DVD and the title appeared on screen, ‘Alien.’ Connor took his seat beside Luna and the two had a perfect view of the two trickster stallions. The mares’ teeth were all chattering and Connor felt Luna grab his arm when the face-hugger attacked. The entire group yelled when the alien popped out of the man’s chest and Connor noticed that Thunderlane and Soarin were shifting uncomfortably in their seats.

As the credits rolled Connor could see the sweat forming on the stallions’ brows. He noticed that Luna was now clutching his arm so tightly that it was starting to hurt. He gave her a small nudge and motioned towards the twitching stallions. She smirked and nodded. “So how’d you guys like the movie?”

“It was bucking awesome!” Dash yelled. “Ripley is awesome!”

“Very true. Also-” Connor started coughing violently.

“You okay partner?” The orange farmer said as he collapsed. “Get his legs Mac!” The red stallion grabbed his ankles as the human started to strike out spastically. A pool of red blood appeared under his grey shirt and the ponies watched in horror as the alien creature jumped out of his chest and did this.

Boisterous laughter could be heard from the man’s body. The guests all blinked and saw the alien vanish in a puff of smoke and saw that the man’s shirt was clean.

“Oh man! Oh that was awesome!” Dash delivered a quick jab to the man’s arm.

“You fucking jerk!”

“I’m sorry Dash, but that was sweet payback, you and the others were just caught in the crossfire.”

“Payback for what?” The group all sniffed the air and smelt a foul stench. “By Celestia, what the hell is that?”

“You son of a bitch!” The group turned to see Thunderlane and Soarin on the ground. The smell was coming from their pants. “What did you do to us?”

“I enchanted your brownies with a laxative spell.” Yes, they even have spells that makes one void their bowels. Luna smirked. “For making a fool of us earlier today!”

“Wait you actually did that?” Thunder asked.

“What did you two do now?” Twilight groaned.

“They tricked Azure here into wearing a maid outfit.” Luna blushed brightly.

“I didn’t think that she’d actually go through with it!” Soarin yelled.

“You are so dead when we get home.” Dash said.

“I’m in enough pain!” He said as he tried to fight the literal river of shit that was about to burst.

“You’re lucky Azure went with my suggestion or you’d both be a pile of ash.” Connor said.

“Honestly, you guys are as bad as Discord!” Rarity groaned.

“Oh come on Rares,” Thunder whined. “You can’t rope us in with that freak.”

“Yeah, our shenanigans are fun and cheeky.” Soarin said.

“His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.”

“Which really don’t make them shenanigans at all.” Connor added.

“Evil shenanigans!” Luna chimed.

“I swear to Celestia, the next one of ya’ll that says shenanigans is gonna get my hoof rammed so hard up their flank that they’ll be able to taste the bark from my apple bucking.” The orange farmer said with fire in her eyes. The human looked at the two Pegasus stallions and they shared a grin.

“Hey Caramel,” The tan stallion perked up as he heard the human say his name. “what was that dinner you told me about in Trottingham? The one with the good bread sticks and the goofy crap on the walls?”

“Oh you mean Shenanigans?” AJ only face palmed as the human chuckled. The two pegasus stallions slowly made their way out of the man’s home in desperate need to find a bathroom. The rest of the ponies cleared out and Luna yawned.

“Let’s head up, we’ll deal with the chairs tomorrow.”

“Mind if we ask thee something?” Connor looked at the mare who had a large blush on her face.

“Sure.”

“Did you mean what you said before when you were trying to tell us about the prank?” The man thought back to when he saw Luna in the maid outfit.

All I asked was if Luna had seen any dreams with a stallion and a beautiful mare in...Oh Celestia. His cheeks immediately flushed red as he gulped.

“Does thou think we are beautiful?” His face went a shade that could make hi look like a humanized version of the red farm stallion.

“Well, yeah.” Luna’s face then tinted red and she cleared her throat.

“Oh, well thank you for the compliment.” No words were exchanged after that and the two retired to their rooms for the night.