Curse of the Curls

by Bambisbb

Rating: everyone
Tags: Original Character, Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 918

Doodle Bug wakes up one morning and discovers that her hair has decided to curl instead of poof, for the first time since she was a kid. She's not very pleased/

When Doodle Bug wakes up and sees that her hair has curled, as it should, she is not as pleased with her new 'beauty' as everyone else. In fact, she's very, very mad.

Published 2014-08-31 12:40:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-31 12:40:04 UTC

Oh buck no.

Doodle Bug woke up normally, with her pet dragon, Buster sprawled out in a confusing and most likely uncomfortable position, herself in the same position, both snoring faintly. Doodle Bug muttered something along the lines of, 'But why did the rainbows have to highfive the electric unicorns?' before rolling over.

"Doodle Bug, Tulip Harmony's here!"

"Oh Hoop, you didn't have to..." Doodle Bug mumbled, still asleep as she curled up. "Why thank you."

"Doodle Bug?" Hoop stuck his head in her room. "Tulip's here..."

"You're so nice, Hoopy..."

"Err, thanks but, Tulip..."

"Yes, I'd love to..."

"You're asleep, aren't you?"

"Oh, look at the Faygo..." Doodle Bug cooed in her sleep, curling into a tighter ball. Buster snorted along with her as she resumed her snoring and faint mumbling.

"Did you just say Faygo." Hoop muttered, glaring at her, "Oh buck no." He hissed, pouncing on her.

"Eeep!" Doodle Bug squealed, falling out of her bed, half tangled in her sheets. Buster snorted, landing on her face and flailing. "Hoop!" Doodle Bug whined, kicking her feet in an attempt to hit her friend.

"You do not say that word, in my house."

"What, Fayg- Eeep!" Doodle Bug yelped and flailed, much like her pet dragon. "Okay, okay, I won't say it!"

"Okay!" Hoop grinned, letting go of her ear and hopping off her bed, "Let's go! Tulip Harmony's here!" He turned and trotted out of the room.

Doodle Bug let out a low, sad whine, clawing her way away from her bed.

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Doodle Bug lifted herself up, stuffing her hooves into her black bunny zombie slippers before trotting to her bathroom. She propped herself up on the counter, grabbing her Doctor Whooves themed toothbrush. "Can't even say Faygo...Pay half the rent..." She mumbled, shoving her toothbrush into her mouth, "Let's see how he feels when he can't say Ponies Creed..." She huffed, starting to brush her teeth while starting a shower.

She set her toothbrush down when she finished, rinsing her mouth out and her toothbrush off before looking at her self in the mirror as she reached for her bow-tie and glasses. As soon as she grabbed her things, she put her glasses on, going to put her bow-tie on as well before she noticed something. "Oh buck."

She stared at herself. Her mane was usually frizzy and poofy, completely unable to be tamed. But not today, no, today, her mane was curly. Perfect little ringlets framed her face and rested across her back and neck. Most mares and fillies, would love manes like this, because it looked almost perfect. But not Doodle Bug. No, she hated when her hair curled, she always had, she just liked it better when it was sticking every which way and tangled by the wind blowing. She was going to fix this, even if it meant not talking to Tulip, and getting locked away for assaulting a Princess.

FIX ITTTT!

Doodle Bug quickly rushed out of her bathroom, slippers still on, and glasses crooked.

"Oh hey, Doodle Bu-" Tulip was cut off as Doodle Bug all but trampled her, squealing about 'Stupid Mother Nature, making me with these stupid curls that make me look stupid and stuff, why couldn't she just let it me all frizzy...'

The rest of Doodle Bug's complaining was not heard, due to Hoop finding her Faygo stash, and yelling terrifying threats against the pony.

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Doodle Bug rushed down the Ponyville Market Place, squealing her head off as she tried to best to avoid foals that stood in the way. She surprisingly still had all four slippers on, but her glasses weren't fixed.

She continued her mini rampage, until she came to a painful stop as she crashed into Rarity.

"Oooh, Darling! I must insist you watch where you're- Oh my! Doodle Bug, your mane!"

"I know, it's terrible!" Doodle Bug whined, rubbing her face, "AND I CAN'T FIX IT!"

"Terrible? Darling, it's magnificent!" Rarity grinned, beginning to obsess over Doodle Bug's newly curled mane and tail. "How did you ever get it so...I don't have a word!"

"Uh. fun story, one I totally DON'T HAVE TIME TO TELL BECAUSE I HAVE TO FIX THIS!" Doodle Bug screeched, taking off again, this time with Rarity hot on her tail.

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Doodle Bug panted, looking around the place she was in. She wasn't too far out of Ponyville. "This...Is the most...Exercise...I've gotten...Ever..." She wheezed, falling onto her face and whining. She'd lost Rarity a little while back.

"Why are you laying in the dirt."

"I know that voice..." Doodle Bug muttered, looking up slowly. "OH MY CELESTIA, UNIQUE, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME." She squealed, tackling Unique.

"Uh...Okay?"

"You see the thing going on with my mane and tail? Fix it."

"What?"

"Fix. It."

"I...I don't think I can..."

"What? Why?!"

"I'm not a hairdresser or anything. Unless you want your mane tragically chopped off, to were you look like a stallion, because I can do that."

"But you're like, magical!"

"Who told you I was magical? I'm just incredibly sexy."

"...But, you know...The blue and the standing on your hind legs only."

"It's because I'm awesome."

"...I'm just going to continue on my way to Canterlot."

"Okay! See you around! Maybe..."

Unique waved at Doodle Bug as she ran towards Canterlot, only stopping when he couldn't see her. "Well. That was something." He stated, getting up and continuing on his way.