"Shit!" Celestia yelled to nopony in particular. The rest of the ponies were very surprised at what they had just saw. There was a loud bang which made everypony close their eyes, and when they opened their eyes, they were horrified. A... Human had just committed suicide right in front of them, and blood was now leaking from him. Celestia had also cursed, something very unprecedented and sudden.

The ponies started to shield their eyes from the light that Celestia's horn was making. When they opened their eyes, they saw Mitchell lying on the ground, coughing.

"So that's what it feels like to die." He tried to stand up, but he was very woozy. "Whoa. I guess I lost a lot of blood. Why are you all looking at me like that?"

The ponies, exept for Celestia were wide-eyed and had their mouths hanging open. Twilight managed to mutter out, "But... But... Yo.. You died! How are you walking so normally?"

Celestia spoke up this time. "I used the back-to-life spell like he asked me to."

All the ponies oh'd (is that a thing?) to Celestia's remark.

Mitchell looked at Rainbow and said smugly, "So does that 'prove it'?"

Rainbow just looked at Mitchell and nodded slowly.

Applejack looked at Celestia and asked, "So... Um... Princess?"

Celesta looked back at AJ. "Yes?"

"Um... What was with the swear back there?"

Celestia's cheeks turned very red and she stammered out, "Um... Uh... That was... Uh... OH! Look at that, I have to go back to Canterlot. I'll see you soon. Bye!" Celestia made a quick exit, just after Mitchell starting to laugh histericly.

"What's so funny?" Rainbow asked, kind of pissed off at Mitchell.

"Well, let's see. Apparently, your princess just said a swear in front of all you people, AJ asked why she said whatever word she said, and then she just ran off. The fucking princess did that! The mother fuc..." looking at the ponies, I could tell all of them were pissed at my curing. "Oh, uh, oops. I really need to stop with this cursing bullsh... Wow. I cannot stop cursing what the fu... AHHHH! STOP MAKING THESE CURSES! (Brain, y u do dis?)"

There was thirty seconds of pure silence. Then, out of nowhere, Pinkie started to talk. "For the record, she said shit."

"Pinke! Why would you use that word?!" Rarity asked, more like scolding, but I on the other said, "Thank you pinkie, somepony else who can actually curse."

Rarity gave me a death glare, and I just put my hands up in surrender.

"Oh. Can you all please stop with your fighting? Please? It was my fault that he died anyway." Fluttershy said, at the verge of tears.

I looked at her and laughed. "It wasn't your fault that I committed suicide, I just wanted to prove my point without hurting anypony."

Rainbow, who had a very somber expression, then said sadly, "If you want to blame somepony, blame me. I'm the one who drove him to committing suicide. If you all hate me, just say it now."

Just about the time Twilight was going to open her mouth, I said a bit angrily, "Look. Can you girls just get over this crap? Please? Yeah. I died. I'm back now. End of story. Stop obsessing over it."

The girls looked at me like I was crazy. Twilight was the first to open her mouth. "Are you serious!? You just died! How are you so calm about this!?"

"Well, for three reasons. First, it was my idea in the first place. Second, after seeing around twenty people die in front of you, the shock of death kind of goes away. And third, after playing a lot of video games with death in them, it becomes just another thing. I still would not be able to handle any of you dying though, that would crush me, saying as to how nice you are to me, and I haven't even been awake for a whole day. My parents, I could live with dying (#Irony), but you girls, no."

Pinkie was the first to respond this time, "How could you live with your parents dying? Don't your parents mean a lot to you?"

I chuckled. "Sorry in advance, but I can't think of any other way to say this without cursing. My parents were absolute fucking assholes. They never cared for me they even tried, tried (in italics) to kill me. I was their responsibility! They tried to kill me at 10 fucking years old! So I don't give a damn if they die. At least I'll know they'll go to hell."

Everypony seemed shocked at that. If I had a beer in my hand, this is where I would've took a swig. I continued. "But anyway, what are those things on your flanks? They all look very cool."

Twilight said with a somewhat shaky voice, "These are our cutie marks. They represent what we do in life. Take Pinkie's cutie mark for an example. The balloons mean that she makes parties go off with a blast. Or take Applejack. Her cutie mark is three apples, so it shows that she works with apples." There was a pause. "Also, what did you mean when you said that you have seen at least twenty people die in front of you?"

I looked down and replied, "Where I come from, murder is a common thing. At least 500 people are murdered each day in the world, and I happened to be present at some of them."

Everypony became silent. I decided to speak up. "Well, on a lighter note, it looks like it's late, so you can go back to your homes. Don't worry about me. I'll be fine."

Fluttershy looked worried and asked, "Are you sure that you'll be fine?"

I looked at all of them and said, "Look, I'll be fine, just go back to your homes." The ponies looked at each other, then at me. They sighed and Twilight said somberly, "O.K. Let's go girls, he said he will manage, so I guess he'll be fine."

I looked at all of them as they walked away. "O.K. Time to find a place to camp." As I headed back into the town, it looked like everypony was asleep, so I found a nice alleyway, right next to a place that looked like a very over-extravagant dessert place. There were cupcakes, caekes, and other pastries all over the building. As I went to sleep, I wondered about the shit that I had seen today. I had just spent a day with talking, colorful ponies. That sounds so weird... Anyway, I also wondered what the new day would bring. I kept wondering these things as I went to sleep on my cardboard mattress.

When I woke up, the sun was just starting to rise. I knew that my amp had to use electricity, so I needed to see if the bakery had a power source. The door was open and as I walked inside, the smell of cupcakes overwhelmed me. I searched all over for an outlet, but I couldn't find one. "I guess I'm going acoustic today."

As I went back outside, I looked to see if it would rain. To my relief, there wasn't a cloud in the sky. I opened my guitar case to collect change from ponies who wanted to give. It was around 7:15. The first song that came up on my phone was Before the Lobotomy by Green Day (all these songs are from my favorite playlist :D) I started to play when I saw the first pony. It was Rainbow Dash. I started to sing as well. It's also worth mentioning that I say the name of the song before I play it.

(Le lyrics) Dreaming. I was only dreaming. Of another place and time where my family's from.
Singing. I can hear them singing. When the rain washed away all these scattered dreams.
Dying. Everyone's reminded. Hearts are washed in misery drenched in gasoline.
Laughter. There is no more laughter. Songs of yesterday now live in the underground.

As I played, I could see ponies starting to come out of their homes more and more. When I got to the second chorus, there were at least fifteen ponies listening to me.

(Le lyrics) Well I'm not stoned, I'm just fucked up.
I got so high I can't stand up.
And I'm not cursed, cause I've been blessed.
I'm not in love cause I'm a mess.

As was finishing, somepony finally got an idea of what the open guitar case meant, so he threw in a coin. Other ponies got the idea too, so they threw in some coins as well. I continued playing songs, until 9:00. By the end, I had about 25 coins.

A/N Here are some of the songs that Mitch played in the story, just in case you wanted to check them out.
White Walls by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (Feat. ScHoolboy Q & Hollis)
Dirty Rotten Bastards by Green Day
Longview by Green Day
Know your Enemy by Green Day
Some Kind of Nature by Gorillaz (Feat. Lou Reed)
Rhinestone Eyes by Gorillaz
How Far We've Come by Matchbox Twenty
American Idiot by Green Day
Empire Ants by Gorillaz (Feat. Little Dragon)
Murder City by Green Day
Demon Days by Gorillaz
Holiday by Green Day
The One by Treyarch Sound
Little Boy Named Train by Green Day
Numb by Linkin Park
Let Yourself Go by Green Day
The Catalyst by Linkin Park
Last Night on Earth by Green Day
The Little Things Give You Away by Linkin Park

When the crowd dispersed, I could see my six (well five) new friends, scattered around the crowd, well everypony except for Rarity. Rainbow was the first to talk. "Wow! I didn't know that you has such diversity in your music. My favorite song was... Holiday wasn't it?"

"Yep. That's right. That's one of my favorite songs by Green Day."

Fluttershy was next. "My favorite song was Numb. For some reason, I felt like I had a connection to that song."

"Numb was actually one of the first songs that I heard from Linkin Park. I like that song too. Well, I guess I like all the songs on my playlist."

The ponies chuckled at that remark. "So how y'all doing doing today girls... and guy." Applejack asked everypony.

"Well, I had a good night. I was just wondering what my life would be like in this new land." I responded.

Pinkie asked me, "Where do you sleep by the way?"

I thought about it for a bit. "Should I tell them, Or should I lie so they won't be all up in my shit?" I then thought, "Oh what the hell, what's the worst that could happen" I started shakily, "Well, I slept next to a... Bakery. At least I'm guessing that it's a bakery. It had cupcakes and stuff on it so, I assume it is a bakery *sigh* I guess you know what they say when you assume things though."

Twilight said, "What do they say about assumptions?"

I smirked and replied, "They make an ass out of you and me." After I said that, Rainbow started to roll on the ground, laughing. Rainbow and I were promptly shot a mean look at by Twilight. Needless to say, she immediately stopped laughing.

"Do you really have to curse to everything?" Twilight asked me.

I knew that it was a rhetorical question, but I answered anyway. "No. But I like to." I gave her a goofy smirk and she rolled her eyes.

Pinkie was looking at me funny. "Pinkie, why are you looking at me like that?"

"What do mean when you said that you slept next to a bakery? Do you mean sugarcube corner?"

I stopped for two reasons. I know new the name to that shop, and I proved that I was homeless. "Well... I... Um..."

Applejack squinted at me and said, "Come on sugarcube, spit it out."

"Well, I'm... Uh... *sigh* I'm homeless. I slept in a cardboard box. Don't worry I'm used to it."

All the ponies gasped. Twilight was the first to speak. "You're homeless!? Why didn't you say anything!?"

I replied, "Well, I'm used to it. On earth I was homeless and jobless for three years. The thing is if you become homeless, nobody wants to hire you anymore. So if you can't get hired, you lose basically everything. And by everything, I mean everything. Even friends."

Everypony gasped. It looked as if they could feel my hurt. Was that possible? Could anybody feel what I have felt? Twilight, like usual, was the first to speak, with a slight blush. "Well, since you do not have a home, would you like to live with me? I would enjoy the company. Actually, I would love it if you could live with me. I even have a spare bed."

I was shocked at this sudden bout of generosity. I thought to myself, "She's letting me stay in her home. Her own home! What should I say? Oh this is great! Maybe later we could find out that we actually lov..."

I stopped myself. I thought again. "Is that even allowed?A human on pony relationship? How would her friends react? Fuck, how would the rest of this world react? Can I really recover from my past love?... Is it possible to find myself loving a pony? They seem pretty human like."

That's when it clicked. I started to see things differently. "These are not ponies. These are not animals. They are people, they just look different." That one thought made everything work. It explained just about everything to this world. It was as if I had been shown the future.

"Mitchell? Hello? Equestria to Mitchell? What are you even thinking about?!" I snapped out of my trance and looked at Rainbow. She was hovering over me lying on a... Cloud. "Well, I guess not everything can be explained." I thought to myself. Rainbow almost screamed at me, "Get up! What are you doing!?"

"Oh! Um... Sorry just lost in thought. So um, Twilight?"

She looked up at me and asked, "Yes Mitch?"

I replied nervously, "Um... I was going to ask you if I could stay at your house. So... Um... Yeah."

She smiled and blushed a bit, "Oh sure, you can stay at my house. Just remember to unpack everything before you do anything else."

"Thank you Twilight, I don't know what to say, I guess I have never been given this much by someone I didn't know the best, but I'm pretty sure we can get to know each other." She smiled and we were off.

When I got to her house, she pointed to the stairs. "If you go up the stairs and to the left a bit, you should see a room with two beds in it. The one on the left is yours." I couldn't believe this hospitality.

I said on the verge of disbelief, "Thank you, I really don't know what to say."

She giggled and replied, "You don't have to say anything. Just make yourself at home." I nodded and started to unpack. I put my backpack next to the bed and I leaned my guitars on the wall, but I kept my Beretta in my back pocket.

I wondered if they had outlets for my amp, so I decided to ask, "Twilight?"

She looked in my direction and said, "Yes? Is there anything that you need?"

I asked sheepishly, "Um... Do you have any outlets for my amp anywhere?"

She looked at me like I was an alien. "What are outlets?"

I mentally facepalmed. "I'll take that as a no. So do you have anything electrical here?"

Twilight brightened up, "Oh so your... Amp runs on electricity?"

I looked at her. "You have electricity?"

She smiled widely, "Yeah, we have electricity here, if you need it for you amp, actually, just step back a bit." I was confused as to what she was going to do until she shot a spell at my amp. "There you go, your amp should be charged for a while."

"What do you mean 'charged'?" I asked a bit sceptic of her words.

She laughed and said, "My spell made sure that your amp should have enough electricity in it to last about a month." I was shocked. I picked up my electric guitar and plugged it into the amp. I struck a G chord. It sounded beautiful. I tried a bit of distortion. It worked like a charm.

I smiled at her and asked, "So um... Do you want to hear a song?" She nodded her head up and down so much, I was afraid that her head would come off. I got my phone and put on a song with a lot of distortion. Restless Heart Syndrome by Green Day. I started to play.

(Le lyrics) I've got a really bad disease.
It's got me begging on my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency.
Cause something seems to be missing.

As I played the song, I could see Twilight bob her head to slow beat.

Then I got to the part right before the big distortion part.

(Le lyrics) I'm a victim of my symptom. I am my own worst enemy.
You're a victim of your symptom. You are your own worst enemy.
Know your enemy.

When I got to my favorite part, Twilight's eyes opened wide. I continued to play. When I finished the song, Twilight looked at me with wonder. "Wow! I knew that your stuff was cool, but that sounded amazing! How did you do that?"

I chuckled and said, "That's what people call distortion. It makes people able to all sorts of crazy stuff." I stopped for a bit."Do you mind if I curse a bit in your company, because a big portion of my songs have curses in them."

She rolled her eyes, "I realized that some of your songs have curses in them by the way, so no I don't mind, just as long as you don't do it too much."

I smiled, "O.K. I will try to keep cursing to a minimum." I checked my phone for the time, it was around 11:30. My stomach rumbled because I hadn't had breakfast. "By the way Twilight do have any bread and ham, I could go for a light sandwich right now."

She looked at me like I was about to murder her... Oh wait. "You... You... Eat meat?!" She asked me like I had a gun to her head.

I facepalmed, "Yes, humans eat meat, but we are omnivores, so I won't be eating any pony meat, or any type of meat if that's what you're thinking. *sigh* I'll miss you bacon."

She calmed down a little bit, "Oh that's good. I thought that you were going to eat me for a bit there." She laughed a bit nervously, "There is a cafe that we can go to, or we can go to sugarcube corner. Take your pick."

I thought about it for a bit then I responded, "How about we go to the cafe, we can go to sugarcube corner for dessert, how about that?"

She smiled and said, "Well then lets go." As I walked I was shocked as to the amount of ponies just enjoying their day.

"Are there usually these many ponies out at one time?" I asked Twilight.

She looked around and she replied, "Usually there are a bit more ponies out. I wonder where they are." More? There are more than one hundred ponies out here roughly!

We continued and we finally got to a cafe and the tables were... Mushrooms. Fucking mushrooms. I didn't really care at that point though. I just went with it.
A waiter came over and asked for our drinks, we both ordered water. I picked up my menu to see what there was to eat."So what do we have here, hay fries? What are those?"

She looked at me and said, "Well, hay fries are just hay that has been deep fried. I like them a fair bit, so I might have them."

I was a bit disappointed, "Well, there doesn't seem like there is not much I can ea-... Oh that looks good."

She asked, "What did you find?" I almost didn't hear her I was salivating a bit as I looked at the holy grail of pony foods, lasagna with extra cheese.

"I have found my savior; lasagna" She laughed a bit at my overreaction to lasagna. The waiter came back over and we ordered our food.

As I was eating, I realized that I would have to find something to do until dinner. When I finished my last bite, I savored the taste of the very well made food. I was looking out at the crowd of ponies when one do them looked at me, gasped, and started galloping toward me. "Do I know her? Who is this mare?" I thought silently.

When she got to my table, she looked at me with wonder. She was a aquamarine mare with a lyre as her cutie mark. I stared the conversation. "Um... Hello?"

She... Squeed? I guess that's the best way to describe it. "Are you a... Human?" The pony asked me. I just slowly nodded my head. "Oh my celestia, this is amazing! An actual human! I want you to tell me everything about your race! Oh and by the way my name is Lyra Heartstrings, but you can call me Lyra." How did this crazy mare know what I was? Had I seen her?

"Well... I guess your kind of an expert on humans?" she nodded. I just sighed. "Well, humans are very dangerous creatures, with all the wars that the different nations have gotten into, I'm surprised we haven't killed everyone already, but we have already brought the knife to our own chest with the crap that the U.S. has done in the middle east. That and the shit that Russia has put Europe through. I am still,surprised that we haven't blown ourselves up already"

She looked a bit shocked at that, and so did Twilight. "Well, um, the human race seems pretty violent."

I laughed. "If it seems that we are violent, it's because we are violent." Twilight turned to me after Lyra left, "Has the history of your race always been violent?"

I thought about that for a bit then I got an idea, "Hey, how about I give you that textbook that I showed you? That should explain everything to you." She glared at me with wonder. I laughed, "I'll take that as a yes. Here, let's go back to your house and I can get that textbook." She put down some coins on the table, and we were off.

When we returned to her house, I went to get my textbook. When I got back down, she was reading a book. I sneaked up behind her and tapped her on the shoulder. She looked up at me and I gave her the book. "Thank you Mitchell, I will read this tonight."

Mitchell. That seemed like a mouthful (giggity) to say. "Hey Twilight, you can just call me Mitch. I'm fine with that." She looked at me. I thought, "Those gigantic fricking eyes are fucking creepy!" I then thought again,"Well, actually looking again, they look kind of cool. Maybe even beautif- " I stopped myself. "No. Human on pony relationships would never work out. "

She then said, "Mitch? I like that. And I guess you can make up a nickname for me too if you want."

I pondered it for a bit. "How does... Twi sound?" She just bobbed her head. "I'll take that as a like." Then it hit me. I only had two pairs of clothes. "Um... Twi?"

She blushed a bit to her new nickname. "Yes Mitch?"

"Um... I kind of only have two pairs of clothes, do you know anypony who makes clothes?" I asked my new roommate (not in that way... Yet)

"If you need a clothing pony, go to Rarity's boutique. You can't miss it."

"Fuck. I'm fucked with the clothing situation." I thought to myself. "Well, I guess I'll try her fucking store. Oh, god am I fucked with clothing." I then said to Twilight, "O.K. I'll be back in about an hour or two, depending on how long she takes."

"See you then Mitch, bye!"

I left the library and searched around the town for the boutique. It was fairly easy to find because of it's height and bright coloration. I walked into the building and heard a bell, and then someone, who I presumed was rarity stared talking. "Welcome to the carousel boutique, where every garment is chic, unique and ma- Oh. It's you. What do you want?" She hissed the last part at me.

"Um, I needed some clothes because I only have two pairs." I told her. "By the way, why are you mad at me?"

She flipped her head up at me and said, "Well, when you were singing you must've cursed at least thirty times! Thirty! I will not serve someone with suck crude language."

"Didn't she know that's what I had to do to survive? Wasn't she there when I told them I was-oh shit she wasn't" I thought. "Rarity look-"

She cut me off, "No! I will not talk to you anymore."

Damn. Well, I have to get her to understand. "Rarity, the reason why I cursed there was because that is what the lyrics were. If I didn't have those songs, I would probably wouldn't have come here. I would already be dead." She put her head down and I continued. "I was homeless back in my home world. I had absolutely nothing, even my parents hated me. If I didn't have those songs, I wouldn't have been able to get shelter, food, clothing. That little bit of money kept me alive."

When I finished she had a bit of a tear in her eye. "I...I...I don't know what to say. You were homeless! I acted so self-centered! Why do you judge so quickly Rarity! Why!"

That's when she broke down. I wrapped my arms around her and we just sayed there until she stopped sobbing. She looked at me. "I am sorry for judging you it-"

I stopped her by putting my index finger on her lips. I started to talk."Let me tell you, what you did is mild based on what some other people have done... I don't really want to talk about what happened."

She stepped away from me, "So you only have two pairs of clothes? Oh this will be a challenge, oh but boy do I enjoy challenges (giggity again)!"

She turned her head to me. "Dear, I will nead you to strip down so I can take proper measurements." I took off my pants, shirt, and socks but not my boxers. She blushed a bit and smiled, "My, my, my do you have some muscles."

It was true. I did have some big muscles. Being homeless, it does some stuff to your body, wether you wanted it or not. I had a nice six pack, and some good biceps from carrying everything that I owned also.

She looked at me again and frowned. "Everything must come off dear."

I turned a tomato red and I felt my penis get a bit hard from having a girl right in front of me while I was in nothing but boxers, "Um... I don't think that's a good idea..."

"It's what needs to be done." Before I could do anything, she took my boxers in my mouth and pulled down revealing my... Semi-hard shaft to her never-blinking eyes. I was petrified. I moved my hands to my privates and blushed the hardest red I had ever blushed. Her cheeks were redder than a stop sign.

"Um... That's why I wanted to keep my boxers on." I chuckled nervously while pulling my boxers back up to their original spot.

"Oh... My... Well... Um... Keep those... Um... Boxers on then... Not that your not... Oh dear..."

I put my hands up before she could do anything else. "Just take the measurements please before anyone of us do anything else." Just nodded and got some measuring tape out from a drawer using her magic.

The next twenty minutes were the most awkward moments of my life. I had accidentally shown my cock to some lady who was now taking measurements of me to make clothes. She spoke up quietly, "So if you could wait in the front for about fourty more minutes while I make your clothes, that would be great."

I went to the front of her store and waited for the requested fourty minutes. She came out with four pairs of denim jeans, seven pairs of boxers, three fancier pants, three short sleeved collar-neck shirts, and two short sleeve shirts, and two long sleeve shirts. "Thank you Rarity, how much do these cost?"

She surprised me in saying,"These cost nothing dear, take it as my apology for being so mean to you and for accidentally seeing your... Thing." She blushed again and so did I. She took a quick look at a clock and gasped. "Oh dear! I forgot about some important plans for tonight! I'll see you! Bye!"

She took a hasty exit, but I didn't really mind it. It was probably business related. I decided to walk back to the library. When I got back all the lights were turned off. "Twi? Where are the lights?"

"SURPRISE!!!!!" I heard as I pulled out my M9 and turned my gun toward the crowd of ponies if front of me. I saw the six ponies I had shown the gun to cower a bit, but everypony else had looks of confusion, happiness, and glee.

As I looked up I saw a banner. It read, "Welcome to Ponyville Mitchell!"
I turned a bit red and put my gun away. "Um... Wow... Thanks for the party guys and girls."

I heard a pony in the back say, "Well, this wouldn't be possible without Pinkie Pie." As I looked at time pink mare, she looked happy with a tone of fright.

I took her in for a hug as I started to tear up a bit. "Thank you Pinkie, I've never had such a big party thrown for me before."

She laughed and said, "Well, this IS your welcome to Ponyville party, so I had to invite everypony in Ponyville!"

Everypony in Ponyville? Damn, that's a lot of ponies! As I looked around, I saw a giant cake, some drinks "Hehehe, here's to hoping their alcoholic", and a DJ stand with... My amp and my guitars?! "Pinkie? Why are my guitars on the stage?"

She... Hopped over to me and said, "Silly Mitch, everypony wanted you to play some of your music, so we set up your stuff for you!"

I was a bit nervous that Rarity would hear, so I asked, "Will rarity hear me?"

Pinkie's response scared me, "Haha! She is here at the party! Do you want to say hi?"

Well, shit. "Yeah, I want to say hi, where is she?"

She pointed with her hoof, "Off over there."

I wasted no time getting to her. When I saw her she cowered a bit, "Um... I sorry that I lied to you, but it was for the part. Are you mad at me?"

"No I'm not mad at you it's just that I'm playing my music at the party, so if you don't want to hear it you can just leave."

She laughed, "It's fine. I will try to tolerate your music. Anyway this is a good party, is it not?"

I looked up, saw all the ponies having a great time, then I looked back at her, "Yeah, it's a great party. Anyway, I'm going to see if I can get a drink or not, so I'll see you in a bit." She waved at me and I was off.

When I sipped my first drink, I thought out loud, "Man, this is weak alcohol."

The mare next to me said, "Yeah, it's so everypony doesn't get a raging hangover, cause those are no fun. The name's Berry Punch by the way."

I turned to the purplish pony next to me. "Well, I guess you already know my name. So do you know when I'm supposed to start playing?"

She nodded her head. "Yeah, around 7:30. Wish you luck!"

"Thanks." I took my phone out of my pocket. It was 6:00. "Well, better get aquatinted with some of the other ponies." I thought to myself.

Is I walked around, I met a bunch of new ponies. I met some of the apple family, the cakes, and my DJ, Vinyl Scratch. Vinyl and I talked about random shit for about thirty minutes until it was time to go on stage.

As I walked on, I could hear the ponies start to clop their hooves on the floor of the library. I stepped to the mike and said, "Who's ready to rock tonight?" I got a lot of cheers and stomps. I turned toward Vinyl and said, "Let's rock this motherfucker." She grew a smirk and I pulled out my phone and put on Bezerk by Eminem.

(Le lyrics) Now this shit's about to kick off, this party looks whack
Let's take it back to straight hip-hop and start it from scratch
I'm 'bout to bloody this track up, everybody get back
That's why my pen needs a pad cause my rhymes on the ra-ag

I looked at the ponies bob their hands to the beat. I continued on and the ponies got riled up.

(Le lyrics)We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down
So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the a.m.
So crank the bass up like crazy and let yourself go, let yourself go
Say fuck it before we kick the bucket
Life's too short to not go for broke
So everybody, everybody (go berserk) shake your body

As I finished, the ponies were screaming and stomping their hooves like no tomorrow. I looked at Vinyl and she smiled at me. We went on with the 'concert' until everypony was tired; around 11:30.

A/N here are the songs that he sang/played
21st Century Breakdown by Green Day
Kill the DJ by Green Day (Vinyl got a bit scared at that song :3)
Angel Blue by Green Day
See the Light by Green Day
Figure.09 by Linkin Park
Last of the American Girls by Green Day
What I've Done by Linkin Park
Holiday (Faded Ending) by Green Day
From the Inside by Linkin Park
Thrift Shop by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
White Light by Gorillaz
Makeout Party by Green Day
Basket Case by Green Day
Drama Queen by Green Day
Every Planet We Reach Is Dead by Gorillaz
Stray Heart by Green Day
Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park
In Pieces by Green Day
No Roads Left (Bonus Track) by Linkin Park
Brutal Love by Green Day
Rhinestone Eyes by Gorillaz
Whatshername by Green Day

Everypony was going home and I stopped next to Pinkie Pie. "Hey Pinkie, thanks for the awesome party. I hope everypony had a good time here."

She laughed and said, "Oh, I know that everypony had a good time! You rocked the stage by the way!"

I blushed a bit. "Oh, well, yeah, I did enjoy that." I turned to Twilight. "Anyway, I'm beat. Should we go to sleep now?" Everypony nodded their heads and head out the door.

After everypony left, Twilight and I went up to our room. I started to take off my shirt before I realized that I was a guest. "Um... Twilight, do you mind if I sleep in my boxers?"

She shook her had and replied, "No, I don't mind. Say this is your house now."

I was stunned. The generosity that she was showing was unbelievable! "Thank you Twilight. Have a good night."

"You too Mitch." She said, and we went to sleep.

Before too long, I felt something on my arm. I opened my eyes and it was Twilight. "Um... I'm a bit cold. Do you mind if I sleep with you?"

I didn't know what to say. If we went with it would be awkward as all hell, and if we didn't do it... Ah, what the fucking hell why not?! "Sure Twilight, come in."

She got into my bed, and after at most five minutes she said, "I'm still cold. Cold we cuddle to get warm?"

I felt my cheeks get warm, but I thought, "Fuck it. Just fuck it. Why not? Mast cause she's a pony doesn't mean we can't cuddle." I told her, "Sure, come here."

She fit into my body like a glove. My skin felt her soft coat. It felt... Comforting. I fell asleep soon after. Before I fell asleep I whispered, "Good night Twilight." And I lightly kissed her on the head.

Author's Note

Yep. Third chapter. Not much to say.