Kildeez and Sifty: in our world, they are two men with far too much time on their hands, a creepy fascination with colorful talking horses (well, one of them, at least), and enough anger issues between the two of them to give Freud palpitations. But in Equestria...well, they're pretty much that, but they have guns! And knives! And one of them's the Dovahkiin! And the other is what happens when Chrysalis finds a weird monkey wondering around her lands and is drunk enough to tap dat (I'm not proud)! Now, with a disillusioned Dovahkiin and a horny half-changeling wandering around, surely Equestria stands a chance against the Nightmares roaming their lands!

Or they could just make things worse. It's honestly kinda fifty-fifty at this point.

Critics are raving! Because of the LSD we slipped into their drinks! But still, they're raving, and that one taking a dump in the corner says he can't wait for the next chapter! So what're you waiting for!?

In case you haven't figured it out, this story is not to be taken seriously. Just something I hack away at if I hit a stumbling block with my other stories. For funniez. If, for some reason, you find yourself craving more of this idiocy, go ahead and check out my deviantart or Sifty at his Deviantart page.