Pinkamena 6: The Walking Dead

Pinkamena sat down on the floor next to Kat.

"Hey." she said.

Kat looked at her questioningly. "Hey."

"What's up?"

Kat hesitated. "Nothing."

Pinkamena nodded. "Cool."

Kat reached up and grabbed a magazine from the shelf and began reading.

"You wanna make out?" asked Pinkamena.

Kat lowered the magazine and stared at the pink mare.

"Excuse me?"

"Make out." Pinkamena repeated. "Kiss."

"Um... no."

"A'ight." said Pinkamena, looking away.

Kat raised the magazine and began reading. Pinkamena quickly looked at her again.

"Wanna make love?"

Kat quickly lowered the magazine and glared at her.

"What?" she asked.

"Make... love." Pinkamena repeated. "Have sex."

"If I didn't want to kiss you... why would I have sex with you?"

Pinkamena shrugged. "Don't like foreplay?"

Kat let out a groan as Zack entered.

"Hey, Zack." said Pinkamena. "Wanna have sex?"

"What?"

"Sex. Wanna do me?"

"Not really." he answered.

"And what's your excuse? You like colts or something?"

"No." said Zack. "I don't like murderers."

"Will you at least make out with me?"

"No."

"What's going on?" asked Kat.

"I'm bored. All right?" said Pinkamena. "Really bored."

"And all you can think about is sex?" asked Zack.

"Yeah, why? Got any board games?"

"No." said Kat, turning the page of her magazine. "This sin't that kind of game shop."

"Then let's play a video game."

"We don't have a TV here." said Zack.

Pinkamena stared at him. You're a video game store and you don't even have a TV?"

"We don't have a TV." Kat repeated.

Pinkamena let out a sigh. "This blows."

"Then find something that entertains you." said Kat.

Pinkamena thought for a second before standing up. She went over to a shelf and picked up a game. She looked at for a few seconds before looking over at Zack.

"So, Kat..." said Zack. "Did we ever get that--" He was cut off as a game case kit him in the head. "Ow!"

"You said to entertain myself." said Pinkamena. "I could rape you but I don't know when Ash is gonna show up with my final victim."

"Patience." said Kat. "Patience."