My Lesbo Drake

by Miss Vixen

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Princess Luna, Spike, Prince Blueblood, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Anthro, Main 6
Length: 2545

Spike has been down in the dumps recently, but can any of his friends help him. Rainbow decides a night of fun at his favorite club will help him out, but not everything goes as expected when Spike meets a new pony who claims she’s new to PonyV

Spike has been down in the dumps recently, but can any of his friends help him. Rainbow decides a night of fun at his favorite club will help him out, but not everything goes as expected when Spike meets a new pony who claims she’s new to PonyVille or is she.
Note: Anthro, Alternate Universe (To explain all the tech obviously). Also Spike is portrayed as male, but very feminine, so just a heads up and if you’re not sure how feminine, it will be very apparent within a few minutes of reading, so if you’re opposed to Spike having feminine qualities then stop reading there.
P.S. Prince Blue Blood comes in a way many chapters later, but will be a key figure so there.

Published 2014-09-09 21:20:08 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-30 16:00:41 UTC

chapter 1

Author's Note

Note: I would like to point out since I have received some hate from the belief that this fanfic contains underage sex, that in reality it does. If you would take notice that the youngest character is Spike and it is mentioned within the first chapter that he has turned eighteen (18) one month prior to the events of this fanfiction and every other character is older than him, so the truth is they are all of legal age. I will not change the contents because of this, so please stop sending the hate.

P.S. They are all anthro!

chapter 1

Rainbow Dash was sitting on the stairs of the PonyVille library reading the latest Daring do book being lost within the words as she usually was. Her back was against the wall and one hoof was held close to her while the other was free to dangle down the stairs. Letting out a satisfying sigh as she was finishing the last words of the book and closing it, before setting it down next to her. She had many thoughts going through her head, but mostly fanfic ideas as usual. However her mind started to wander towards the small dragon that sat across the room. His name (or her as it was sometimes joked) was Spike, Twilight Sparkle’s number one assistant. He was splayed out seductively, for no one but himself, on a red velvet stretch couch and was just relaxing since he had already finished his chores. Now it is important to know that this individual couch could almost out match that of Rarities, almost. He had a very slender form even though he was a dragon colt and he was wearing a skin tight shirt and jeans that hugged his hips. With headphones covering his ears, Rainbow could barely make the out song playlist he was listening to. It was a mash of current hip-hop and different underground techno sub-genres. Within one hand he held a glass of wine and in the other was a book that was titled An Advanced Guide for Wine Lovers, but Rainbow knew better. She could see the corner of a magazine and could guess that it was most likely either a Playmare mag or a Playcolt catalog. Spike would often read the Playmare for the articles and yes that is actually what he read them for, but he would look at the Playcolt, not for the mares, but what they were wearing. He would often wish that he had the bits so that he could wear a respective dragon version of the lingerie and then get his nips hard over the thought of his slowly growing collection.

Rainbow always knew that Spike had some mare like qualities, for a dragon that is. All of their friends had a suspicion at one time or another, but it wasn’t until awhile back that she learned what his likes really were. On that day Spike asked if everypony could meet him at the library, because he had some important news to share.

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Rainbow had arrived at the library with Rarity and Apple Jack, Pinky Pie and Fluttershy were already there, with Twilight serving some light snacks in the main room of the building. Once inside they sat down in a circle and conversation began to insure.
During the conversations, Rarity turned to Twilight. “Oh darling, before I forget was Spike able to give you those clothes that you asked to barrow?”

Twilight looked at Rarity with a confused look. “Um Rarity, I didn’t ask to barrow any clothes.”

Rarity shook her head. “But Spike specifically said….”

Their conversation was cut off by the silence of the others. It was then that both Twilight and Rarity turned to the stairs and saw Spike. He was wearing the clothes that he had borrowed from Rarity. They were a baby doll tee with a jeweled design of a dragon on the chest and this was paired with a mares cut off short-shorts, which not only went together and looked good on him, but they fit him so well that, if it wasn’t for the fact that everypony in the room knew he was a colt, he could probably fool anypony into thinking he was a dragon mare.

The air in the room was somewhat tense from the surprising sight of Spike in mare’s clothing, especially since he usually wore very baggy colts clothing. The other thing that filled the air was whatever the opposite of shock is, understanding maybe. Anyway, it left Spike with a little confusion that he didn’t expect.

Spike just stood at the base of the stairs with one hand holding the shorts and the other scratching the back of his head, while blushing slightly. “Well I guess it’s kind of obvious, what I wanted to tell all of you, but please don’t think ill of me.”

Twilight stood and walked over to Spike, placing a hand on one of his shoulders. “Why would we ever think that way of you, when you… just want to be yourself.” Twilight said trying to find the right words.

Spike looked away. “I thought one could never be too sure when revealing something… like this.” He said while pausing to look over himself.

Rarity quickly rushed over and embraced Spike in a hug. “Oh Spikey-Wikey, Firstly we would never do anything like that. We like you for being you and that’s all you have to be. Secondly you may keep the clothes.” Rarity almost saying the second part in a whisper which made Spike blushed harder.

As the three of them walked back over and reassembled the circle, Spike began to explain how long he felt like this, but that he wouldn’t go through surgery and that he still wanted to be thought of as a colt. Rainbow Dash slid a small bag of bits to Apple Jack under the table, while Spike explained that although he would like to live this kind of life, he was still attracted to mares. The rest of the evening was enjoyed in deep conversation.

All this happened three months ago.

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Back within the library of current day, a sad sigh could be heard from Spike as he tucked the book (and catalog) away. He then shifted so that he was now facing the ceiling. Rainbow Dash moved her legs out of Twilights way as she was coming down the stairs. Twilight stopped when she reached her.

“Hey Rainbow, is it just me or does Spike seem like he’s been feeling down in a funk recently?” Twilight said looking down to Rainbow.

“Nope it’s not just you, I’ve seen it to. Also he been looking in you-know-what more than usual.” Rainbow replied standing up.
Twilight looked towards Spike. “Has he? I’ve been really busy lately and supposedly Princess Luna wanted to see me today, but she hasn’t shown up and her train pulled in this morning, so I don’t know what’s up or what’s really been going on around here as a matter of fact.”

Rainbow moved so that she was now resting against the railing and smiled. “Same old Twilight. Hey wouldn’t you have met the princess at the train station?”

“Well yes, but…”

“Luna said in her letter, that she wanted to do some shopping around town first and then she would meet Twilight at the library, so she shouldn’t bother waiting for her at the station.” Spike interrupted as he turned to face the two.

“We’ll continue this conversation later, alright.” Rainbow whispered to Twilight. “Hey Spike, I heard that the Rainbow Pony is having a mares night tonight.”

Spike sat bolt upright without even spilling the drink in his hand. “Really, are you serious?!” Spike said with some excitement in his voice.

“Yeah, do you want to go or what?” Rainbow replied.

“Bucking A, now I have to prep for tonight!” Spike said downing the last of his wine as he stood up.

“SPIKE, language!” Twilight tried to yell at Spike, but he had already parkored to the second floor, bypassing not only Twilight and Rainbow, but also the entire set of stairs in the process and he was already in his bedroom before Twilight could even finish her sentence. Twilight started to walk the rest of the way down the stairs. “I swear Rainbow, I am happy to see that Spike has something that will always cheer him up, but I have this feeling that it’s only a temporary fix and I just don’t know what to do.”
Rainbow followed after Twilight as they sat down on the couch Spike was previously on. “Yeah I hear you out Twi, but be thankful that you haven’t walked in on him with any toys in the back door.”

Twilight raised an eyebrow and said, “You mean the sex toys we all got him for his last birthday?”

“Yeah those and the look on Spike’s face that day was priceless.” Rainbow laughed at the memory for on that day Spike had already made a list of what he thought each pony would give him. He had called this a dragon intuition, but what he had received he would have never expected.

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One month ago it was Spikes eighteenth birthday and it was being held at the library. When the party came to a full swing, the time for presents had arrived. As Spike was walking over to join his friends, he removed the small pink and jeweled shirt that had become sweaty from all of the dancing from the party. Spike was now wearing nothing but jeans and a grey sports bra. The whole gang was sitting around a table that had been set up for the party.

As Spike sat down next to Twilight, she pushed the first gift towards him and said, “Now Spike, it is important to remember that we all put quite a bit of effort into coordinating our gifts so that they all are related and go together, alright.”

Spike rolled his eyes, “Alright Twi.” Spike read aloud the name and opened the gift.

“From Pinkie.” Inside was many bottles filled with some kind of oil. Picking one up and reading the label Spike raised an eyebrow as he asked, “Pinkie, you gave me chocolate frosting flavored… lubricant?”

Snickers could be heard from the others as Spike’s eyes went as wide as dinner plates as he remembered what Twilight had told him not moments ago and it was then that he actually took a good look at the size of the rest of the unopened gifts. The one that Spike had just opened was pocket size compared to the others and this sent Spike falling over backwards from pure shock. Now laying on the floor, Spike covered his embarrassed face and a very large grin with his hands as he shouted out to his friends, “I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS!” and this sent the others into fits of laughter.

Once the excitement had died down, Spike returned to his seat and continued on with the gifts. Next was Twilights gift and was of reasonable size, but was as heavy as Tartarus. Upon opening the box a mixed look of figures and seriously grew on the small dragons face. Inside was a collection of erotic books and a few documentary videos. Spike simply looked at Twilight and said “You are the only pony I know that could be part of a joke of this nature and still give the pony books, along with educational material… and thank you Twilight.”

Twilight tried to be modest. “Oh don’t worry about it I just picked what I thought you would like and I also included some specific how to books for future reference.”

“Wait, what are the how to books…?” Spike thought for a moment and then raised his hands in the air. “Now that I think of it, I will probably figure it out when I get there.”

With more laughs being passed around and then the presents continued. Rarity had given Spike quite a varied ensemble of all sorts of lingerie, but at least she was kind enough too through some normal mares clothes in along with them. Now Fluttershy’s gift did raise a few brows, for her gift was a few dominatrix outfits and an arsenal that would make any bdsm junky drool. When asked why Fluttershy was well informed on such subject matter, she gave an open invitation for all if they ever wanted to try anything that was a bit kinkier than what they were used to they just had to ask. With that everypony put that information on file and didn’t really want to continue that conversation, so they moved on to Rainbow’s present. Spike should really have seen this gift coming, especially taking in consideration that it was from Rainbow. Inside the gift was a vast assortment of dildos and vibrators, along with a reasonable amount of anal beads and a couple flesh lights. Spike only shook his head as he thanked Rainbow for what would soon enough be his new wall decorations and moved on to the last gift, which was Apple Jacks. Her gift was simply a two layered book case worth of erotic videos.

Once every gift had been opened and Spike thanked each pony for their gift, a single question was the only thing that was left for Spike to ask. “Thank you for these gift, but where in Equestria did any of you get the bits for it?”
As each pony explained, Spike learned that the gifts were either hoof made or were from private collections, with Rainbow having a large rainy day prank fund and claimed every bit was worth the look on Spike’s face when he realized what the gifts were. This was a day nopony would ever forget.

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Snapping back to present day, Twilight and Rainbow were discussing Spike and his toys.

“Actually Rainbow, as far as I know Spike hasn’t even touched those or any of his other gifts since he received them.” Twilight explained.

“He hasn’t used them?! Well do you know if he’s been doing it just plain old naturally?” Rainbow replied with a very awkward question.

Twilight started to blush at the thought. “Um Rainbow…, I don’t think he’s been doing that either, at least not recently.”
Rainbow quickly stood up, “Wait, so you’re telling me that Spikes been in a funk, he hasn’t been having any alone time for himself, with toys or other…” Rainbow was using air quotes when she face palmed herself when she just realized something important. Looking out between her fingers, “Twilight, when did Spikes funk start?”

“Well Rainbow, about a week ago. The same time he heard Rarity say that she was only into mares and wasn’t looking for anypony… Oh Celestia, I’m so dense at times.” Twilight said, now beating herself up from her own density.

“Exactly, now that you realize that, do you realize what we have to do now?” Rainbow said pointing a finger at Twilight.

“Sadly Rainbow, I don’t want to think of Spike like that, but I get your point.” Twilight responded.

Then they both said in unison, “We need to get Spike laid.”

Chapter 2 Night Club

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