It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
Author's Note
Here's my first story for you all. Please respond lightly. If you don't like it, then say so in the comments, tell my new ideas to make the story better, or just like the story. Hope this was good. Read on and Brony on! See you next story.
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
It was after school on a sunny Tuesday afternoon. Every filly and colt was running back to their homes. One colt however, was the most excited. His name was Button Mash, but you all know who he is right? Right? Alright for those who are new time incomers in this fandom, *ahem* Button Mash is brown furred, has an orange mane and tail, a propeller cap, and bears no cutie mark. There happy? Anyway, he was exited, because he couldn't wait to play his new video game he got yesterday, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
"MOM! I'm home!" he called from the front door.
"Hello sweetie, how was school today?" replied Button's mom.
"Great! I'm gonna go play the new video game I got yesterday!"
"Wait a minute Button!" Aren't you forgetting something?" called his mom.
"What mom?" asked Button.
"What do we do every Tuesday of the week?"
"Aww mom do I have to?" whined Button.
"Those are the rules. Unless you can't play video games for a week."
"But mom!"
"No buts Button!" Now take the garbage out to the curb now!" Button's mom protested.
"Fine!"
Button made his way to the back of the house to retrieve the load and do his job so he could play his new game. He had to make two trips, because there were two and they were both heavy.
"I hate this!" said Button. "If only I could just play my game and I don't have to carry this crap!"
During his first trip and his loud mouthed rant , a strange stallion with a red robe, gray hair, beard, and fur walked up and said "Hold on a minute Button!"
Button Mash jumped at the figure before him. "WHA! Who are you and what do you want?"
"They've never given me an name." replied the old stallion. "I've been around since game 1 and I still don't have a name!"
"You mean you're the old guy who gives Link all of his weapons?" asked Button.
"Yes. And I see you have a problem with your little chore here."
"Yeah."
"Well I might have just the thing that would help. It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"
"Thanks sir, that was very nice of you. But I don't know what it's used for? OH CELESTIA! That's not anything useful, that's your dick!"
"Yes I can't lie, I have painted my shween. Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean. Wait Button! Don't walk away, where do you think you're going? This is your chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing."
After that bucked up moment that might scar him for life, he ran back to house to retrieve the second bag. While he walking back to the house, a pony with red fur, a red hat with a small "M", a plunger cutie mark, and a large wavy mustache showed up. He said, "Hey Pisano! It's a me Mario!"
"*gasp* Really!?" asked Button.
"Yes!" said Mario.
"Wow! I can't believe this! Even though this place has mostly done this that are really impossible in other places."
"Well here I am." Mario said. "I just saw what happened with you and my father."
"He's your father!" Button said surprised by that last comment.
"Unfortunately so. Do you want to know how to get him away from you?"
"Yeah."
"You get out of there!" said a speeding blue hedgehog.
"Whoa!" both said startled be that sudden appearance.
"Hey kid." said the speedster.
"Oh my gosh! You're Sonic the Hedgehog!" Button said super excited.
"Yeah. And here's my advice." If someone tries to touch you in a place or a way that makes you feel uncomfortable. That's no good. It's your body, no one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First you say no, then-
"Stop!" shouted Mario. "I was just about to say my advice!"
"Like your advice ever works." Sonic sez (says).
"Why you little blue rodent punk get back here and face my fireballs!" Mario said as he tried to catch up with sonic while throwing his deadly fireballs (probably got it from his dad).
Button was still confused. "Why is this happening!"
"Hey, look, listen, hey!" said a small fairy who just happened to showed up.
"AAARRRGGHH!" Button yelled. He leaped on to that irritating little bug and beat the living hell out of it. After that little episode he calmed down and went back to his job of taking the garbage out. As he was walking back to the curb with his second bag in tow, guess who showed up. The old stallion came back, "Hold on a minute Button!"
"Not again." Button thought.
"This job can get done easier if you use more than just your wits." said the old guy.
"NO! shouted Button. "No way I'm going to do what to your what! Just NO!!" The old guy was shocked by that outburst. "Do you know what this calls for?" Button asked with an evil grin on his face.
"What?" asked the old stallion.
"Garbage day!"
Button started throwing bits of garbage at the old stallion. He threw banana peels, apple juice boxes, and old spare mustaches from his dad. After chasing off the old stallion, Button finally got the job done of taking out the trash, and he picked up the garbage he threw. He ran back into the house and yelled, "MOM! I finished!"
"Good job sweetie." congratulated his mother.
"Now can I play my new game?" asked Button.
"Not yet." said his mom.
"What! But I just did my job! What else is there to do?"
"You forgot about your homework from yesterday and today. Better get started now or no video games."
"AAAWWW!"
The End
