Random little shits that pop into my head
Pinkie, what have you done
"MY CELESTIA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, PINKIE?!?!?!?!" Twilight shouted as she stared at the books scattered across her library's floor. "Silly, I had a PARTY!" Pinkie bounded through the various book piles. "WHEN?!?!??!" Twilight was absolutely freaking out. "Um, 5 minutes ago, duh!" Twilight looked at the poofy-maned mare in disbelief. "I was at the store for 20 minutes!" Pinkie looked at Twilight with a huge smile. "It was a short party!" "BUT WHY AT MY HOUSE?!?!?!?!??!" Twilight was extremely pissed. "I like your house. Bye-bye now!" Pinkie bounced out. "COME BACK HERE AND CLEANED THIS UP!!!!!!!"
"PINKIE! HOW DID YOU DO THIS???" Rainbow Dash looked at her cloud house deck, which was trashed. "Silly, I had a pega-party!" Pinkie said, floating in one of her strange contraptions. "BUT YOU CAN'T WALK ON CLOUDS! YOU'RE AN EARTH PONY!" "Silly, I just floated up here while they partied!" Pinkie started to float away. "Dashie, you take long naps." "AUGHHHH!" Dash cried in frustration as the pink mare floated away. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!"
Fluttershy sat, wide-eyed as she looked at her trashed cottage. "Wha- But-" Fluttershy couldn't get a single sentence out. "Don't worry, everypony had fun! Even the animals!" All of Fluttershy's animals were asleep in various places. Fluttershy just sighed and flew inside. "I really should lock my house when I go to the spa..."