We're in Equestria!

by Heartless Jay

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 1188

This Story is Cancelled.

For reasons I can not dwell on this story is cancelled. I find myself unable to finish this story. I am Sorry.

Published 2014-09-09 20:50:09 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-09 20:50:09 UTC

Prologue: What used to be a normal blog chat....

Prologue: What used to be a normal blog chat....

8:45pm

Like most other nights, a teen would finish up his homework, do his usual boring routine of watching TV or reading a book. Nothing out of the ordinary, that is until his phone vibrated. He unlocked the smartphone revealing that someone had contacted him on FIMfiction. Yes, although he may not look it he was a brony. He clicked on the bell icon to load up the message screen, but frowned when he saw the name. TheGreatandHolyF? What kind of name was that? He click on the link that was surprisingly on his blog post awhile back asking his friends if they would want to be in a story he would be starting soon. Then he looked at the comment. It had all of their names on it, and what really through him off, was the fact the name was in a gold banner. He read the message out loud.

"So, you wish to go to Equestria do you?"

He slowly read though his friends comments answering the message.

*smiles*I wouldn't mind, and you are?

Sure smiles

Yeah what fan doesn't?

Absolutely!!!

Defiantly. Why do you ask?

He took a moment to gather his thought before opening the comments to reply.

"Sure," He said as he typed, "what could go wrong?"

He hit 'Post Comment'. Then a warning bell went of in his brain. Did I just provoke Murphy's Law? As he thought this his phone vibrated again showing a reply. What he read made his heart stop.

Have Fun.

The screen of his phone began to buzz and flicker, a rainbow vortex appearing in the screen.

"Oh Shi…!!!!" He said before he was sucked into the portal, which then closed allowing the phone to drop to the bed.

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It was a pleasant, peaceful, uneventful day in Ponyville. Everypony was minding their own business and enjoying their day. Twilight sighed in content as she read a book out on her balcony. To her everything was perfect, the birds were singing, the foals were playing, their was an ominous vortex leering over the Everfree.

"Wait, what?!" Twilight said while looking up again from her book, to examine the portal over the horrid forest. It was purple and red, with electricity coursing around it, almost like a storm. Twilight quickly grabbed her telescope to observe the phenomena, only for her eyes to fix onto six shapes falling from the maelstrom. She recognized three of them as ponies. She felt her heart stop as they fell dead center in the Everfree Forest.

"Spike! Send a letter asking Princess Celestia to come to Ponyville at once!"

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Deep in the dark, damp depths of the Everfree, a man wakes up rubbing his eyes in disorientation.

"Wh-Where am I?" He says rubbing his head, stopping when his gloved hand touches a silk top hat. "What the?! I don't remember....Wait what can I remember?" His thought traced around for a bit until he here a rather pissed of voice.

"God Dammit! Where am I?! Hello?! HELP! I've been turned into a mini pony!"

Those last two words threw the man off. Mini Pony? That could only be....

"Sandwhiched! You out there?" He hollered back scanning the forest floor for a small pony and or a sandwich.

"I'm right here." Sandwhiched replied. The man looked around some more, but found nothing.

"Where?" He said once more, before a slate grey hoof waved in front of his face. "Dante, I'm on your hat dude." The man know as Dante reached up and grabbed the mini pony and let him sit in his hand. They both observed each other. Dante saw a slate colored earth pony, with a curly jet black mane and tail, brown eyes, and a blue vest. Sandwhiched took notice of the man holding he in entirety. He had dark tan skin, wild black hair, and dark brown eyes which had star-like tattoo under. He was wearing an magicians out fit, a top hat, white button-up, denim jeans, and a black vest. He topped it off with fingerless gloves, a bow-tie, and black converse shoes.

"Dante wear are we and why are our avatars?" Sandwhiched asked.

"I don't know but we should probably ....." Dante was interupted by multiple gunshots. They both faced the way of the noise. "Figure out who that is." He concluded. They walked towards the gunshots only to find.

"Take that you damn dirty beast!"

In a large clearing there was a earth pony mare with a light grey coat, and black and white mane, her cutie-mark was a sniper, beside her was a turquoise pegasus mare with a green and blue mane, her cutie mark was a snowflake. The ponies were equipped with a sniper rifle and sub-machine gun. Around lay a group of dead cragradiles. Sandwhiched decided to speak up.

"Silent? Is that you?"

The two mares looked at Dante and Sandwhiched. A wide smile graced the green mare's face.

"Sandwich!" Silent said as she snatched Sanwhiched off Dante's hat. She cuddled the mini-pony in a state off bliss. Then she blinked.

"What the?" She dropped Sandwhiched on the ground then stared at her hooves. "What was that?" She looked at the rest of us only to noticed Dante sub-consciously shuffling cards, and the white mare making a pouty face.

"Ow! My Head!" Sandwich complained as he rubbed his hoof through his curly mane. He only stopped when he caught sight of the white mare. Then he smiled. "So.... Ya get what cha wanted, Blue?" Sandwich said with a smirk.

The mare stopped pouting to glare dagger's at him. "Shut up." She said in a threatening tone as she cocked the sniper. The action made Silent and Dante exchange worried glances, but Sandwich smiled. He reached behind his back to pull out his signature weapon, Suzy Millimeter. The small bazooka found itself aimed straight at Blue, while she had her sniper aimed at him. They were just about to fire when.....

"No Fighting!"

Two rays of colorless magic knocked away their weapons, they all turned to see two figures standing tall. One was a unicorn, with a white coat, red mane and tail, green eyes, and a solar eclipse with a star inside as a cutie mark. The other was a human(sort of) in very interesting attire they both had smiles on there faces. Dante recognized one of them.

"Nero!"

"Dante!"

They shared a "handshake", only for it to end by Dante's question.

"And who's this?" He said gesturing to the new unicorn. Who in turn looked physically hurt.

"Y-you don't recognize me?" She said sadly. Now this in turn made Sandwhiched a little pissed, then and idea came to his head.

"Come on Dante," Sandwich said smiling, "You two have been together for a bit now. Don't tell me your turning my sis down are you?" Sandwich's smile grew as realization came to his face.

"Oh.... Well in that ca.."

They all looked deeper into the wood, one phrase going through each of their minds.

"Oh buck me." They all said at once.