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Scream for Me, Sweetie

Starring: Sweetie Belle

Diamond Tiara

Dinky Hooves

Scootaloo

and Apple Bloom

With appearances by:

Twilight Sparkle

Cheerelee

Silver Spoon

Rumble

and Featherweight

[A phone cuts through the credits and pierces the silence and the music fades]

???: Hello?

???: Hey Dinky!

Dinky: Oh, what is it Scootaloo?

Scootaloo: Just thought I call you to see if you can come out for a party Sweetie is having at Rarity's

Dinky: How did she manage to pull that off?

{The screen opens and we see Dinky holding a phone with her magic power. She is running around, making some sort of food. Though for the time being, she is focused on the call}

Scootaloo: Mostly by promising that it would only feature ponies Rarity herself is familiar with, and we can't invite boys. That sorta thing really! Rarity then agreed with minimal whining and or complaining. So can you make it or do you have some sort of excuse.

Dinky: *In the kitchen popping some popcorn* Darn, you really have me figured out!

Scootaloo: You know it, so can you go or do I have to forcibly remove you from the house?

Dinky: I would go, but I am slammed with homework. You know what I am like when I drink. I can't take my alcohol. Unicorns in general can't really take their alcohol.

Scootaloo: I never said there would be any. Rarity said that was one of the conditions to have this party.

Dinky: *Stops popping the food, all time seems to stop as she stares wide eyed into space* Really so you can promise me that somepony else won't bring alcohol.

Scootaloo: Uhh, none of the other Crusaders drink, and I heard Diamond Tiara will be there.

Dinky: *pauses* Damn, now I feel really lame that I am missing out. I was supposed to hang out with her this weekend but Cheerelee likes to overload us on homework. I don't like doing it at the last minute so I pretty much have to do it as much as possible tonight. Sorry Scootaloo!

Scootaloo: *There is a long pause* Tough shit Dinks, I need you here. I am pretty much living with you and I don't want to sit by myself while you waste away getting a good education. I should be there in five minutes.

Dinky: Thanks for telling me the amount of time it will take to get here. I will try not to have anything happen in the meantime. I really should be left alone to get this done.

Scootaloo: Screw homework! You should be out with friends instead of cooped up in the house. Plus the only ponies that will be there will be friends so it isn't like anything really rowdy can happen.

Dinky: Fine, Scootaloo, you win! Just hurry up so when you get here, I am not invested in homework. I really hate it when you use that sisterly charm to hoodwink me into doing what you want.

Scootaloo: Ain't that the best though?

Dinky: Sure, now hurry up so I can eventually get to work on this. Princess Twilight also wants me to work on my levitation spells a little more. Using it to make phone calls doesn't cut it. I also need to apply it in the field.

Scootaloo: Only you Dinks, can capture the eye of the newest princess. I didn't even know Twilight takes apprentices.

Dinky: Lucky I was there to stop that rampaging carriage when she was too slow to react otherwise. She said something about magic being strong for a filly of my age. She decided after that to further tone my gift. Or at least that was what she called it anyway.

Scootaloo: Yeah sure, now two of my friends are eggheads.

Dinky: What about Dash?

Scootaloo: I was thinking both Sweetie and Dash actually, and now you come to think of it. So all my friends are eggheads and Apple Bloom and I will slowly rot from the inside on how dumb we are... supposedly. Lucky Diamond doesn't give us a hard time any more or I would have just fed her fuel to give me a headache.

Dinky: Yeah, so hurry up and hang up the phone already!

Scootaloo: Whatever *hangs up the phone*

Dinky: Huh, didn't mean it literally.

*The phone, upon Dinky finishing this rings, causing Dinky to jump in alarm and slide the pan of popcorn a few feet on the oven*

Dinky: *picking it up* Did you call to apologize or are you going to say goodbye to me properly.

Scootaloo: Yeah sorry about that, I usually don't say goodbye to ponies on the phone. I am not actually used to this thing like you are. It is clearly a jump in technology since simple letters.

Dinky: I forgive you, but you know you can always fall back on letters. I am sure Sweetie or maybe Spike can give you access to magical fire. Mom should be on her break at work. I am sure she would be honored to deliver that letter for you so you don't have your head explode on the phone.

Scootaloo: Funny! Now I really do have to leave. I haven't left since talking to you five minutes ago. Bye Dinky!

{Before Dinky could return the sentiment, Scootaloo hangs up the phone}

Dinky: At least she actually said goodbye this time. Oh well!

{The filly places the phone on the counter top near the oven. Making sure that no other distractions would occur, the filly focuses on cooking her snack. She knew she would eat at the party that Scootaloo was apparently forcing her to go to}

{The phone rings yet again, and Dinky stares at it in confusion. She wasn't expecting anypony else to call her. None that she knew about anyway. So who could that possibly be}

Dinky: *Answering the phone after a hesitant pause* Hello?

???: Hello Dinky!

Dinky: Boy, you have a sexy voice who is this!

???: Oh, I don't know, you figure it out. I will give you a hint. You're dating her!

Dinky: Diamond Tiara you are a Celestia send. I have terrible news.

Diamond: What is it?

Dinky: I wanted to ignore the call of social interaction to get a head start on my education, and Scootaloo decided to cancel those plans and force me to a party and hang out among all of you.

Diamond: Oh that bitch, trying to keep you from getting an education. You want to know the worst part?

Dinky: *Giggling* What's that?

Diamond: I am going to be there!

Dinky: Oh the horror! Hanging out with my fillyfriend and potentially making out with her as well? This night is going to suck.

{The two giggle at the confusing line of conversation. Midway through their cheer, Dinky gets the call waiting tone. Dinky jumps at hearing it midway through her conversation not expecting any other calls}

Dinky: That's odd.

Diamond: *Noticing the serious tone* What?

Dinky: Apparently I have a call waiting.

Diamond: *Teasing* Maybe it's a colt

Dinky: Why the hell should that matter to me? I am dating you. I love you! Why would I care if a colt comes to call. Unless he is really really hot and somehow takes the gay right out of me, I have eyes only for you babe!

Diamond: What do you mean by if a really hot colt comes to call. I should be the only one in your life?

Dinky: *Giggling* I should take this call! If you keep making me laugh I won't answer it and then the beep keeps yelling at me.

Diamond: Fine, but stay on the line. I want to hear if you somehow aren't gay for me anymore.

Dinky: Whatever!

{Dinky flashes to the other line and tentatively answers the call. She has no idea who this pony is that would call her}

Dinky: Hello?

???: *A feminine unknown voice answers the phone* Yes?

Dinky: Huh!

???: Is this Dinky?

Dinky: How can you call this line and not know who it is?

???: Conversation... it is nice, yes?

Dinky: Look I think you have a wrong number! Who are you trying to call really? Maybe I can redirect you. I know everypony in Ponyville, and though I don't know as much as Pinkie, I still know enough.

???: I want to talk to you! It is important I speak to you.

Dinky: Can you tell me your name at least. You don't sound like anypony I know!

???: Maybe

Dinky: Look I am kind of busy, I am doing something really important and unless this is something I need to know, can you call back?

???: Really? You say you are busy?

Dinky: Yeah, I am with my mare friend and we are super busy.

???: Because the way I see it, you are alone in that apartment and talking to one Diamond Tiara on the other line.

Dinky: .... Please hold...

???: Don't....

{Dinky clicks off the line and goes over to a waiting Diamond Tiara}

Dinky: Tiara, a freak just called me and I need you to call Scootaloo to hurry the fuck up and pick me up.

???: I'm sorry, Diamond Tiara can't come to the phone right now. If you would like to leave your name and number, I will be more than happy to ignore it and get back to her never.

Dinky: What the fuck did you do to her?

???: Nothing yet

{Dinky didn't like that yet part}

???: However, I can assure you that nothing will happen to you should you decide to cooperate and play a game with me. You should like the reward as it concerns you staying alive.

Dinky: You're serious!?

???: Doubting me?

Dinky: No

???: Good, the last thing I need is some stupid bitch questioning why I am doing the things I am doing. You're smart and I like that, but when all of this is over maybe you will reconsider.

Dinky: You calling me dumb? I am the protege of Twilight Sparkle there isn't anything I don't know.

???: Really? Then you would know that you're front door is unlocked!

Dinky: *Shouts* What!?

{Dinky forgets about the phone hovering near her and gallops over to check. The wide open door stands tauntingly thrown open. Little bits of glass clutter the floor. How the hell had she not heard that?}

{Listen}

{A feminine voice giggles in Dinky's ear}

???: How did I manage to sneak my way inside the house? Do you know the answer?

{Dinky's eyes widen and she turns her head in every direction as if hoping to see somepony sneaking up on her}

???: How boring of you Dinky! Trying to find something that is hidden.

Dinky: Where the fuck are you, you bitch! Scootaloo is on her...

??? way? No I don't think so! You will find that I have made sure she will be delayed. Unless somepony that I am not aware of is in that house, you aren't being rescued. I have disabled all outgoing calls so that only I can talk to you.

Dinky: Should I even bother? You sound like you are going to kill me regardless.

???: What fun is a revenge scheme if I don't get payback first.

Dinky: What the fuck did I do to you? I don't even know who this is. Maybe if you reveal a name at least I can remember. You are being unfair.

???: ....

Dinky: This is rigged to where I die anyway. You will play around with me because you are a sick fuck who get's their kicks from lonely filly's in their house with nopony to save them.

???: Not yet! I am fond of trivia! Are you?

Dinky: Depends

???: How about scary movies? Do you like those?

Dinky: Boring! Can't you be at least a little original? I am a filly! I have seen every classic known to ponykind. What, you can't think of an original topic? What kind of murder game is this?

???: How amusing! You have caught me out. But Dinky, I am not done with you yet.

Dinky: And that's another thing. Why are you saying nothing but cliches. Really, what kind of filly do you take me for?

???: Who voiced Rarity?

Dinky: Really?

???: ....

Dinky: Are you some kind of idiot? Everypony knows that!

???: Then tell me if you are so smart!

Dinky:  *Bored*Tabitha St. Germain.... Next

???: That was of course an easy one!

Dinky: Then why ask dumbass!

???: *Giggles* It's a warm-up silly. I wouldn't ask easy questions throughout this.

Dinky: Why are you asking me questions if you are just going to kill me. I assume that's why you are here? Where ever you are?

???: *Giggles*

Dinky: That isn't an answer... please answer me!

???: Next Question: This character's voice actress voices Trixie as well.

Dinky: Queen Chrysalis! Easy as pie. Though I hope they bring her back.

???: Oh me too! But you are only half correct.

Dinky: What!? But I could have sworn Queen Chrysalis was the only one.

???: You're in luck! I will give you a freebie. She voices the adult Hoops! As well as the announcer pony that tells everyone that they are to be ready in Season 1 Episode 16 of Sonic Rainboom.

Dinky: Really? Was that absolutely necessary to ask me? Who cares about background Ponies like that?

???: You're mom is a Background pony, correct?

Dinky: That doesn't count! Look, I am done with your stupid game

???: Then how about this? I answer you two more questions. Forestalling the huge game show I planned. Get them right, I let you leave when Scootaloo arrives. Get one wrong, and I kill you... How about that.

Dinky: *scared* What did I do to you? I don't even fucking know you.

???: Revenge

Dinky: What the fuck did I do to you?

???: You are dating Diamond Tiara.

Dinky: Are you some kind of bigot or homophobe? I hate fucking ponies like that? You need to get your head out of your ass and realize that love is fucking love.

???: She is a bully! She made several ponies cry and hurt over the years. That is something you can't walk away from. I heard that a pony committed suicide because of her hurtful remarks.

Dinky: Really? I never heard that and this is a pretty close knit society. Where's your proof? Can't a pony change or grow up?

???: Not this pony! But that is not the only reason I am doing this!

Dinky: Do tell

???: No, how about I ask you a few questions!

{As Dinky is talking, she is moving around the room, trying to spot clues to the intruder. Luckily, she isn't taunted by the mysterious pony on the phone. The door stands lonely in the wind still wide open. Seeing nothing outside and doubting that she could really escape, she stays inside for the time being}

???: Ready for the next question... it is a hard one?

Dinky: Sure, you fucking bitch!

???: *Giggles*

Dinky: Stop fucking laughing *Internally* I just have to keep her occupied till Scootaloo is able to get here. Surely this distraction won't fully prevent her from showing up. It will just delay her till it's too late. I just hope I can forestall her enough so that I can escape.

???: In the Smile song, how many times is the word smile used? *Giggles*

Dinky: Shit....

???: You have a minute to provide the correct answer!

Dinky: You fucking bitch! That's way too specific

???: *Giggles* Give up?

Dinky: No, I will win this... I just have to get a piece of paper.

???: Better hurry, you have only 45 seconds left.

Dinky: Shit

{She searches around the house frantically going over the words of the song in her head. It doesn't help that constant laughter is in her ear at persistent intervals. It's as if it is trying to distract her from concentrating}

???: 20 seconds! You are running out of time and my knife is getting rather hungry.

{A door creaks open upstairs, and Dinky frantically tries to ignore the sound. It is just a distraction}

???: 10 Seconds... This is fun don't you think?

{With time running out, she tries her best to go over what she remembers. She eventually becomes frantic with worry and decides to say the first number that pops into her head and hopes it is the correct answer.

Dinky: Oh... uh.... damn 3...37?

???: .....

Dinky: A-A-A-Am I right? *Her heart is nearly in her throat and she is nearly drenched in sweat*

???: You certainly work well under pressure. You are also a good guesser.

Dinky: So did I get it right! Did I fucking get the fucking right answer you fucking bitch?

???: For now

Dinky: *Collapses in relief*

???: Now I wonder if you can guess where I am in the house? Am I hovering over you waiting, or what?

Dinky: *Her heart nearly stops* That's not fair! No pony can possibly get that answer. I was right, you just want to kill me anyway. What was up with the fucking trivia questions then?

???: Now come on! You only just assume I am going to follow through with my plan of murder. Why don't you arm yourself and guess. It will be fun.... I promise!

Dinky: The fucking closet at the top of the stairs you fucking cunt!

{She launches the phone away with a kinetic blast from her horn. She has time to hear a loud curse from upstairs before the phone explodes against the wall}

{Galloping frantically to the kitchen, where she knows her mother stores the knives, she searches for a nearby knife. If what she saw in various movies was true, she deduces that she has little to no time before she is well and truly fucked. To her horror, the knives she knows are there are now non-existent}

???: *close by* Looking for something?

{Dinky gulps and whirls around to confront her new problem. Leaning against the counter is a costumed pony wearing a black costume. A Guy Fawkes mask hugs the mysterious pony's face. The knife Dinky was looking for is in it's hoof.

Dinky: *Raising an eye* Seriously?

???: Leave me alone, it was all they had at the costume store.

Dinky: *Smirking* Sounds like they ran out of Ghostface masks. It isn't nearly as threatening as that would have been.

???: Shut up Shut up SHUT UP!!! What I wear to go out murdering ponies that piss me off isn't your concern.

Dinky: But a Guy Fawkes mask, seriously, you couldn't pick a Jasen Voorhees mask and be done with it. What you leave your Freddy knives at home. You aren't the least bit threatening!

???: It can be creepy!

Dinky: I find it cool actually. The only way it's creepy is if I am drunk.

???: Are you drunk?

Dinky: No, I would have been a little after the party, but they don't cater alcohol, and Scootaloo was on the way to pick me up. I would have been pressured into buying some with Scootaloo after the party. Plan better you fucker!

???: Shut up! *The mysterious mare throws the knife at Dinky, who rolls her eyes and she grabs it with her fledgling magic. She holds it up and waves it mockingly in front of the cursing masked pony*

Dinky: Unicorn, mother fucker!

{Dinky expels the knife violently towards the costumed pony who dodges it with pitiful ease}

???: What's the matter Dinky? Can't do magic properly?

Dinky: Don't complain about Diamond Tiara if you are doing what you're doing. It's hypocritical!

???: I am not hypocritical. Diamond was a terror for 16 years. No pony changes truly. Now sit down and die.

Dinky: Stop saying cheesy lines. They aren't original.

{To Dinky's shock, the pony gallops towards her at a mind-numbing speed. Before Dinky can even process the speed of the unknown, it is already in front of her}

???: I am not to be messed with Dinky. For daring to fall in love with one of the worst ponies imaginable, you will be exceedingly fun.

Dinky: What the hell happened to you to get you so angry? I don't even know you!

???: *Crazed* Yes you do. You all do, for ten years as a matter of fact.

Dinky: Instead of being Miss Mysterious, why don't you actually say who you are.

{Before the mysterious pony could do anything, Dinky, who recovered during the monologue, dashes forward and uses her magic to send a fairly strong blast toward the intruder who is caught off guard by the attack}

Dinky: Get the hell out of my house you asshole!

{Again she sends another blast toward the intruder who barely manages to avoid it}

Dinky: So what if I like Diamond Tiara? Don't be a fucking bigot!

{Another crash and the intruder finally gets hit by a stray blast crashing headlong into the wall. Somehow the costume still stays on. Dinky looks pissed as well as she should}

{Horribly, the masked pony wearing the Guy Fawkes mask gets up as if never receiving a blow to the body}

???: Good, really good. This won't be as boring otherwise.

{Before anything else can happen, a voice calls through the house}

???: Dinky, are you here? Diamond called me and said that your connection just died. You were saying something and it just cut off. Is everything alright.

{Dinky, forgetting the costumed pony is there takes her focus off the struggling pony. Underneath the mask, the mysterious pony grins and readies the knife}

Dinky: *Shouting* In the kitchen... Hur....

{A soul shattering explosion of pain shatters through Dinky's body and the filly yells in pain}

{Listen}

???: Something to remember me by. You shouldn't have taken your eyes off the enemy. Too bad!

{Dinky, blood leaking out of her like a faucet, tries to get a bloody hoof outstretched toward her enemy, but almost mockingly the intruder dodges swiftly away from Dinky and readies the knife to puncture the pony again. More pain enters Dinky's world as she tries again to get to her tormenter}

Scootaloo: Hey, get away from Dinky you asshole!

{A blur flies through the air and sends the mysterious pony flying through the air. Scootaloo, with rage in her eyes, had entered the kitchen as Dinky struggles desperately to contain the wound. Blood continues to make its appearance and her vision blurs}

Scootaloo: *Still angry but recovering* Dinky, stay with me, please.

{Dinky couldn't see Scootaloo, there was just too much pain flying around in her stomach and her vision swam nauseatingly. A sticky liquid touched her back}

Scootaloo: Dammit, I wish I paid attention and first aid. Fuck, this sorta thing comes back to haunt you!

{Dinky feeling one last wave of energy flow through her, decided to enter one last message}

Dinky: *Incredibly weak* T-T-Tel-ll D-D-amond, I L-L-Loed her please! I love her so *cough* much

Scootaloo: You better fucking hold on Dinky. I swear if you die on me, I will fucking murder you.

{Dinky grins weakly, her eyes staring at the ceiling as if it was the answer to the universe. Her world fades to black}

{Scootaloo hysterics increase violently when Dinky stops moving and blood seems to increase ten-fold}

Scootaloo: Fuck, Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, please don't die on me! Phone, phone, I need a fucking phone.

{She gets up slipping on the blood soaked floor and sent cruelly to the ground}

Scootaloo: Dinky, why did you have to bleed so much. I have to fucking hurry.

{She spots the a phone on the ground, pieces lying around it}

Scootaloo: Please work please work please work

{Frantically using her wings to support her mini sprint through the air, she struggles violently to pick up the pieces of the semi broken phone. She could feel an invisible clock in the air counting down the time left}

{After what seemed like an eternity, Scootaloo picks up the hastily repaired phone and dials the first pony to pop into her head. She hoped desperately that whatever prevented Diamond and Dinky from talking did not happen again}

Twilight: Twilight here? What seems to be the problem? I am so glad to finally answer this thing. It never rings!

{Overwhelming relief torrents through the young filly's mind}

Scootaloo: Twilight, thank Celestia you answered. Listen Dinky is in severe trouble and has lost a lot of blood. Can you not ask any questions and get the fuck over here and save my little sister?

Twilight: *pause* Okay *Click*

{That done, Scootaloo allows the phone to fall to the floor. Her terror and anxiety loosens her grip on the problematic device}

Scootaloo: Please stay safe Dinky. I don't know what I will do if you die. I need you little sister. Please don't leave me

{After some time, curiosity over Dinky's attacker enters her mind. Knowing it was a completely stupid thing to do, she walks over to the last known location of the pony. Walking over, reveals an empty house. Deciding not to leave Dinky unguarded should the attacker decide to finish the job, the Scootaloo decided to stand further watch over her little sister}

Scootaloo: Please come back to me, I need you! Hell, Diamond Tiara needs you. Just don't be dead. Please don't let the fact that I ran into some delays be the reason. Dinky please!

{At last, the situation becomes too powerful for the pegasus and she breaks down over Dinky, crying her eyes out}

End of Chapter One