X in Equestria

John Johnson

At the stores for some carrots

Plenty of people there too

Got my wallet, keys, everything I need.

Nothing is forgotten

Have ten carrots

Go to cashier

”That’ll be $10.”

fumble in my pocket for some money.

Only have $9.99

Pockets feeling heavy.

Stutter, “I…I don’t have $10…”

Cashier looks at me funny.

That’s fine, sir

Continue to fumble for a penny, close to tears.

Spaghetti falls to the floor

Look at cashier awkwardly

She’s a pony

they are all ponies

Spaghetti covering the entire floor.

Run away

Ponies all over

Leading a trail of spaghetti through the town.

Run behind dumpster

Collect my nerves

spaghetti stays in my pocket

Look back onto the street

Tons of ponies

Some of them are eating the spaghetti!

Pink thing jumps at me

Clearly female.

“Hiya!”

Flash her the condom in my wallet.

loses her smile

backs away.

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Look back at town

No spaghetti

Ponies look ravenous

crying for spaghetti

Stand up and run away

tears flowing

spaghetti cascading

ponies smell it

start chasing me

can’t outrun

Orange pony jumps on my back

sticks muzzle in pocket and eats spaghetti

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crying like a baby

push her off

see tree house

run to the house

open the door

get on the floor

I got scared

Told my momma

was sent to bel-air

turns out my uncle was phone

the universe implodes

2spooky

lyk dis if u cry erytim