Fallout Equestria: Pre-War Nobody

by BioQuillFiction

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 5316

i've survived everything from assassinations, to war. In the past i survived all of this even megaspells from the great war, i've lost everything including my past yet it still follows me even though i don't remember it.

My name is Biohazerd, Bio for short i lived my life like a normal unicorn untill i was kidnapped and cursed with an inmortal body that feels pain but can not die, and made mad when five A.I. programs were loaded into my mined, my life from then on had two goals stop though's who mean to do harm and find a way to end my eternal life.

I was hoping the mega spells woud do the trick so i could wait for my wife in heaven when her time ends in stabel 'M'. The first time i met her i had lost my memory, once again this happened as i awaken in the equestrian wastland, my life like my work may never end.

Now edited by BewhoUr

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-11 06:56:35 UTC

Forgotten

During the per-war era in equestria ponies and zebras were piling up bodies left and right, once a rare sight death became common for all to see. For all but me I am... I wasa royal guard for princess Luna and celestia, A guard like any other I worked, I patrolled and I went home when it was over, I took pride in few things in my life.

first was my wife lyra, I mether when I first lost my memories that was due to her run away wagon smashing it self on the top of my head when I was running by I’ve had amnesia ever since, but even with a new life the past I forgot was still hunting me down.

Second was the few friends I made in my new life; bonbon lyra's friend since foal hood, pinkie pie the only pony more random than me, zecora my mentor in potions and abnormal magic, ditzy doo a fun wild eyed pony who never missed a delivery, vinyl scratch I didn’t care for her wubs but she was as crazy as me, and finely flash sentry my only friend I made when I was in the royal guard training academy.

Finally third was my work not just as a royal guard but also the work I apparently did in my old life and the ponies who knew me in my old life, they called me a hero... I’m no hero I couldn’t even stop a war I started.

Time: 30 minutes before the mega spells

Location: ever free forest stable ‘M’ entrance

Stable‘M’, top secret in every way holding every important and deadly discovery known up too date including a few ponies, five in total; bluedrop the daughter of blueblood, night fang the last nightwing pony alive, number 33 a female unicorn A.I. that was invented to hunt me down before she disobeyed our 'creator', lyra my wife, and me, but...

"I'm not going with you Lyra". Lyra turn's around from the giant steel door ofthe stable a small tear forming in her eyes.

"Bio I thought this was overwith wealready established nothing can kill you, the fricken mega spells are powered by the same thing that powers your body they can't kill you ether". Several tears fell from her Lyra’s eye's making bio take deep nerves breathes.

"Lyra look at me then look at your reflection".

Lyra looks at bio still the same him he was when they met 20 years ago; a red main, coat, and tail with his black cutie markofa leaf, the planet, and a biohazard symbol in a circle divided into three parts, now she turns to the steel door seeing herself; her main, tail, and coat more grayand white then green and her wrinkles forming around her eyes.

More tears begin to form from her eyes. "Bio ... I."

"I can't age, i can't die lyra to see you die will cause me more pain than what any bullet, knife or mega spell, you’re the only one other than bluedrop that will die in that stable and I want you to rest in peace with your body laid to rest in a proper tomb notas a pile of ash blown away by the wind". Bio's eyes start to tear up as he hugs his crying wife closely. "If this works and I die it will count as suicide and if I end up in hell and I’ll fight my way to heaven so we can be together".

Lyra looks up to bio's face both their eyes filled with tears dripping down their cheeks, "bio if it doesn't work if you don't die promise me you'll still help ponies they way you have been".

Bio lets go of Lyra, wipes his tears and gives asoft smile to her. "ya like I always say words before hurt right"? Lyra still with a salty tear wet face softly smiles and leansin kissing bio in a love filled embrace.

"Wow bio what happened to that shy basterd that I spent three years hunting"?

Bio and Lyra stop to turn around and see a dark brown unicorn mare with a black main and tail, and a cutie mark that isthe number 33.

"Hey 33, lyra go put the rest of your stuff in your room I got to talk to 33".

Lyra look sover at 33 then back over to bio wiping the tears from her eyes. "Al... alright I’ll be back".

Bio playfully smiles. "I'll still be hear got 15 minutes before spell fire kill's everything".

Lyra smiles turning into the stable as 33 and bio wait until she is no longer in sight.

"So you gotthe results on lyra's body scan"?

"Ya I still don't know why you couldn't do the scan, she's your wife". A thin opening appearson 33'sside with a sheet of paper falling out.

"She knows me too well she'd know ifI was scanning her vitals". Bio takes the paper with his magic carefully reading every line. His eye's suddenly widen and the paper falls to the ground, 33 then uses her magic to burn the paper into ash, then looks over to bio after the paper is no more. "I thought your reaction would be shock, but is that all your feeling"?

"(Gulp) now I hope I die".

Out of shockand anger 33 punchesbio right in the jaw buthe is not fazed from the impact. "Bio how could you say that they might...".

" What they might come out like me we know the odds and ifthey don't they'll die in that stable too I’ll never have met them if I do die then I can meet them in the afterlife”.

"But if they come out like you they will live to see the stable door open and you can meet them then... and then you won’t be alone ever again".

Bio turns his head to the floor with a grim expression on his face. “Even if they are they'll be more organic than bio-mechanical I’ll out live them like I’ll out live Lyra, night fang and you".

"But you will have near eternity with them bio... " 33 lift bio's chin making them have eye contact. "If you survive the mega spells don't try to hide your self like before let the world know thereis some pony out there who is fighting the good fight".

Bio removes 33's hoof from his chin and gives a mischievous smile. "You just want an easy way to find me if i survive this don't you"?

"Is it that obvious"?

The two laugh as Lyra comes back from inside the stable. "Well glad to see you two can still laugh even though the end of the world is five minutes away".

"You know us, Lyra, 33 head on in already and stay safe". The two mares trot in half way before bio yells out to 33. "Hey33"!

33 turn’s around to bio from the still open door. "Ya"?

"Keep Lyra safe, and keep night fang away from her".

"I promise, and don't worry about night fang last I checked he and bluedrop were going at it in the bathroom, end oft he world and that stallion still puts his dick before anything else".

Bio slightly blushes giving a small laugh. "Ya he'll never change".

33 continues walking into the stable quickly followed by a flashing lightand a repeated buzzing, the giant door accompanied with a loud scratching noise moves into place until any open space left is filled with the giant six foot door of steel. Bio turns away with a few tears in his eyes out of the cave from where the stable was hidden, as he exits he is met by a battle scared Pegasus with an orange-tan coat with lightning blue main and tail.

"Hey flash".

"The fact that you didn’t go in their proves two things, one your an idiot or two your sure this will work".

"Thought you knew me better than that, I’m never sure of anything".

"True, so how is this suicide attempt going to playout"?

"IfI turn my primary defenses off the second the bombs go off it might be enough time for deadly levels of radiation to fry my circuits and bio-mechanical organic components before my automatic defenses kick in, with luck I’ll be dead beforeI hit the ground".

"And how close a call will it be"?

"... Close".

Flash and bio begin to hear a high pitch wistling in the distance.

"Well bio its show time".

A large ball of fire rises up into the sky with a fast blowing wind of heat and radiation engulfing the land including bio and flash as a blinding white light covers their entire bodies.

"Please let this work".

Before bio falls to the ground his synthetic skin and flesh burning all over his body one thought comes to mind.

"SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA THATS HOT"!

Five Foot Under.

  It's dark, I've felt this before but where?  Images begin playing in Bio's mind memories of before, long before.

  Bio is laying down on slowly beginning to stand, he is surrounded by blinding darkness yet he, somehow, as if by magic, sees shadowy figures in the darkness as they begin to speak. "Turn on the lights"!

  "Yes sir".

  The sudden lights blind Bio for a few moments before his vision clears up, his eyes then manage catch a unicorn stallion brown coat, white main and tail in a lab coat covering his cutie mark standing about five feet away from Bio.

  "Hey sir do you know wh..." As Bio tries to move he notices in suprise his front and back legs chains both together and to the wall by strong, inch thick cuffs and chains. "What going on here"?

  The stallion in the lab coat walks up to Bio til he is standing in font of him looking straight into Bio's eyes. " What are you?"

  "What"?

  "You have been in this room, in total darkness for a week and you still talk and act normal"?

  "A week?  I was supposed to be at the Ponyville colony three days ago I was to meet the Smiths about employment!" The stallions expression is not phased by Bio's response. " Hey are you lis...". Before Bio could finish speaking the stallion on front of him punches Bio up side of the head, the sound of bone cracking Echos in the room followed by Bio's screams of pain. "Aggh ahh what the fuck was that for!?"

  "Just a little taste of the hell I'm going to put out through" The stallion walks over to the door, stopping on the other side of the door.

"My name is MechaHoof from this point on I am your creator and you are my creation... Cut the lights".

  The door shuts simultaneously as the lights go off, Bio still sitting against the wall in confusion and anger.  "But I... but... Let me out of here!"

  In a rush of fear Bio wakes up breathing heavily taking a few moments to calm down before feeling around in the darkness he currently is lost in.  "What the? Its small and..." Bio starts to notice, feeling the sides and top of the box he is in. "What the... Wood!?... Am I in a coffin? Damn it all that pain and still alive, and buried alive at that."

  Bio kicks around in anger at the wooden box he lays in, but after a few seconds Bio's anger quickly turns to sorrow.  He takes deep relaxing breaths." ... Sorry Lyra guess you were right not even a mega spell could kill me, hurt like hell though". Bio quickly shakes his head clearing his mind then proceeds to push against the walls and top of his makeshift coffin.  "Best get out of hear fast, air's running out and suffocating ain't a fun way of dying ether."

  After a few powerful bucks to the top of the box the wood cracks in two, small rocks and dirt falling into the box on top of Bio's gut. "Damn, hope in not too far under." Several minutes pass until the top of the box completely breaks apart making several pounds of rock and dirt fall all over Bio. "Great, now the fun part Starts".

  Several hoof fulls of dirt and rocks later Bio has finally reached the top, Hus lungs gasping for the air above as he drags the rest of his body out of the ground before laying on the hard dry ground above.  "Damn that was deep, five feet at least...! How in tarterus did I even get buried five feet deep!?"  After the sudden realization Bio quickly gets up looking around to see how and possibly who buried him, sadly after Bio's search raised more questions then answered, the new question was about Bio's location he was not anywhere near the stable he was at the entrance to the ever free forest just next to Fluttershy's old still standing home.

  "No good looking around if there's not even a clue to be found, but how long was I buried?"  Bio ponders for a moment thinking back a few moments remembering the dirt was as hard as stone and looked generally untouched for quite a while. "It must have been a long time for the dirt to be as hard as it was, knowing my luck it was probably years." Bio looks over to the large cottage that once was Fluttershy's remembering found memories of the times before. "Had a lot of fun times here... Some I would rather not remember (shivers) a baby mantacore being born why did I agree to that?"

  Shaking off the bad memory, Bio heads on into the old cottage opening the door slowly until it becomes wide open, several old blood stains on the walls and floor, most of the furniture trashed and broken.  "Yikes, blood and trashed décor now it really looks like back then (shivers) if I remember right though Flutters had some supplies in the attic wonder if it's still any good?"  Bio walks up the stairs into the long dead mare's room finding the hatch on the top of the sealing opening the hatch with his magic the ladder unfolding at his front hooves, as Bio places one hoof on the first step he suddenly feels something pressed against the back of his head followed by the sound of clicks.

  "Oh fu...".

  BANG.

Reset

  Bio begins to open his eyes after his body finished self repairing, the light blinds him for a few moment's before is his vision clears, now he finds himself tied to a bed frame. In front of him is a unicorn mare, light blue coat with a dark brown main and tail levitating a large revolver next to Bio's head, he spots her cutie mark of what appears to be some kind of map.

  "Umm... who are you miss"?

  "Better question what the fuck are you!?"

  "... At the moment a guy tied to a bed frame, other than that the only other thing I can recall is my name".

  " Psst, guess I shouldn't be surprised... Wait I should be you survived a 44.  Caliber to the back of the freaken' head and not seven seconds later I see these blue lines appear on your wound's and they begin to heal!"

  "... I GOT SHOT!?"

  The mare in front of Bio stops levitating the revolver and drops it on the floor and just stairs at Bio with a confused face.  "You are some kinda odd ball ain't ya?"

  "For some reason I feel like I've heard that a lot."

The two remain silent for several minutes, Bio's eyes look over to the revolver quickly noticing a bullet was fired then realization hits. "You shot me!?"

  "Well, what was I supposed to do?  I live near raider country I expected to have shot a raider not a... ah... Whatever the hell you are."

  "Raider?"

  "Ya, raider you know literally born killer's, Chem addict's, every pony's worse nightmare?"

   "... I got nothing, but wait and they are ponies too?"

  The mare again stairs at bio in utter stupidity from the words Bio just muttered.  "OH MY FUCKING CELESTIA, what the heck is wrong with you it's like you have fucking..." Realization hits the mare as Bio's words from their conversation race's through her mined.

  The mare snaps out of her thought when Bio taps on her shoulder, after snapping out she see's his rope's cut and is standing next to her.  In shock she jumps and levitates the revolver to the side of Bio's head. "Alright smart guy I'm gonna ask this once what exactly can you remember?"

  Bio looks at her in in confusion as he ponders through his mind trying to remember all that he can. "It's odd I can remember things like math, science, self hygiene and I'm think even combat but I can't remember my own life, except for my name nothing about myself comes up."

  "Alright then what's your name?"

  "Biohazerd spelled with an 'e' instead of an 'a' towards the end."

  "Alright then 'Bio, second question how did you cut those ropes?"

  Bio points at his horn then over to a kitchen knife lay down on the floor. "I may not remember who I am but I remember a levitation spell."

  "You got some weird kinda amnesia... by the way names Navigator."  Navigator puts the revolver on a strap on her side, then levitates over a peace of paper over to Bio with the knife from earlier. "Now get out, take this magical map and this knife and leave."

  Bio takes the items with his magic with a confused look on his face. "I... Uh... Magical map?"

  "A map that when the holder discovers a unique location or settlement records its location and general ground area, if the user can use teleportation magic it can act as amplifier and teleport you and any-pony you are traveling with right to the location."

  "That sounds like its important item, why are you giving it to me?"

  "Dude, I make them.  That's my special talent, now go ahead open it up."

  Bio, using his magic opens the map revealing all of Equestria and three locations are marked on it already.  "So I'm assuming were here in this one called Fluttershy's cottage ruins, right?"

  "Ya, that's right the one not that far from here is a town called Ponyville, it's raider country.  And where you wanna go is here new Applaloosa, to get there just travel as far around Ponyville as possible, got it?"

  "Ya, got it but what do I do when I get to new Appaloosa?"

  "Ask around for a pony named Ditzy Doo, Derpy is her nick name, after you've found her ask if she has any wasteland survival guides left. After that you're on your own."

  "Alright then, Ditzy Doo.  Right.  So how long will you think it will take me to get there?"

  "If you're lucky and fast about four to five hours."

  "Thanks, guess I'll be headn' out."  Bio walks down the stairs from the bedroom over to the door, levitating both the map and knife with him as he was followed by Navigator.  "By the way how long did you know I was in 'your' house before you shot me?"

  "The whole time, why?"

  "So you waited till I was- and I'm assuming- inside the house and in the bedroom?"

  "Ya, so?"

  "The ladder to the attic was still open and covered in I'm assuming my blood."

  "Your point being?"

  "You waited till after I opened the way to the attic to try anything didn't you?"

  "Well... I... Uh..."

  Bio gives a small clever chuckle before stepping out the doorway slowly closing it behind him.  "Whoever is up in that attic must mean a lot to you to take such precautions."

  Navigator stands still for a few moments after Bio had left, snapping out of her self trance like state she quickly trots up to the attic.  "Areo, Areo where are you!?"  Suddenly Navigator gets startled by the sudden appearance or rather drop from above on her back by a young Pegasus colt no older than seven with rust colored main and tail and light brown coat.

  "Mama who was that guy?  Was he a bad guy?"

  Out of joy and relief Navigator rolls her eyes and levitates the foal to her front hooves.  "No he wasn't he was just a big o'l dummy, that's all."  Navigator grabs Areo and hugs the little foal closely and firmly.

  "Mama is that dummy gonna come back?"

  Navigator looks at her foal then out a crack in the wall where she can see Bio trotting off in the distance.  "You know what?  I think he is just that stupid."

Startup AI Program Instinct

Hours after Bio left Navigator's house he finds himself at the outer boarder of the raider country Navigator warned him about, Ponyville. "Alright then just got to walk around the outer area of this supposed hell on Equestria and make it to New Appaloosa to find one of those 'survival guide' things and...". Bio suddenly catches the scent of a horrid aroma, looking around his eyes fall upon piles of rotting corpses surrounding the landscape, dry blood and half rotten corpses lay around the ground like weeds, cold dead stairs given at every direction, many towards Bio. "Oh... fuck... well I best be heading off now and...".

<"You know this must be justified".>

Bio stops in a sudden shock, looking around for the owner of the voice. "Uh, hey who was that"!?

<"Justice must be paid, even if blood must be spilled".>

"Who the heck are you, where the heck are you"!? A sharp sound followed by an agonizing pain strike Bio in his left front leg, the pain drops bio to the ground. "SHIT"! several more small sharp sounds pass by missing Bio leaving small craters in the hard dry ground".

"look boys he's already a shade of red, we'll have to work to see that ones blood"!

In complete fear Bio limps over behind a pile of corpses ignoring the horrid sent, looking at his injury Bio see's the blood has stopped spilling out and several glowing blue lines appear over the wound. "what the!? is that what navigator was talking about"!? the wound disappears as do the lines fading from Bios leg. "what the...". Bio shakes his hoof for a bit feeling no more pain. "like new". several more sharp sounds pass by Bio's ear followed by yelling.

"we know your back their red now come on out and make it easier for every pony".

Shivering in fear Bio levitates the knife to his side , breathing fast and out of control. "SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT,SHHHIT"!!!

<"For the dead's sake, avenge them"!>

"What the fuck, are you in my head, great now I'm gonna die with an annoying voice trying to get me to fight for a bunch of long dead ponies".

<"If you have lost your way this much then i will take control"!>

"What"!? Bio notices a small patch of his coat changing to a dull gray color, several other patches change to the same color and continue to grow across his coat connecting to each other till his entire coat is a dull grey. "What the fuck..."!? Bio shakes for a few moments his eyes looking up to his main seeing it turn to a light blond color, dropping his weapon Bio starts quivering on the hard dirt floor forgetting about the threat of raiders entirely. "What the fuck... what are you"!?

<"I am Instinct".>

The world in Bio's eyes starts to fade to a pitch black void, the sounds and scent's lost as if he fell unconscious

* * *

When Bio regain consciousness  his body feeling heavy and cold as if he were wet when out in a the wind, as he tries to stand his eyes lids feel as if they had water or some form of sticky liquid had been splashed and dried on them. "What the... what happened"? Bio's eyes open quickly, the memory of his transformation flashing back he checks his main and coat and they are back to their normal shades of red. "What the hell happened"?

<"Justice".>

"Who, what, what was that"!?

<"I took control of the body".>

"You took control of my body!? What are you"!?

<"Yes, I was programed into you and have the ability to take control of and change the physical appearance of this body, we can even change it's race".>

"Well that explains that... wait my race too did you change that as well"?

<"yes, I prefer to be a Pegasus for flight comes naturally to me, since it was placed into my core programing all the knowledge of Pegasus flight, plus it makes combat easier and ends battles faster".>

"You changed my race to Pegasus how, programing what, please explain".

<"To put it shortly you are creation of a mad scientist from before the war that turned the world into the hell it is today".>

"... why does that sound so cliche".

<"As true as it is we are all stuck like this, and the advanced bio-mechanics that were used to reconstruct your body to what it is now keep us  alive, I'm sure by now you have noticed the blue lines".>

"Ya, I have... wait you said we are stuck like this not were stuck like this... their are more of you in my head aren't their"?

<"Correct, including me their are five of us".>

"... are they all different"?

<"That's an odd question to ask when you are relearning about your own 'roommates' I guess you can call us".>

"Ya, I'm aware but just out of curiosity".

<"In a word... yes, they are very different from each other"!>

"... and"?

<"It's best if you meet them yourself, but not for a some time they haven't been reactivated yet".>

"Reactivated? Oh, you said something about programs right"?

<"Well, more like AI's, we were uploaded into your brain during your creation or rebirth as 'he' had it".>

"This 'he' is  the mad scientist you mentioned"?

<"Yes, his name was mecca hoof... he died years before the war ".>

"(gulp) Best if i don't ask how, right"?

"...sure, wait what did you do when you took over my body"?

<... justice, du? just look behind you".>

When Bio turns his himself around his eyes are met with the sight of eight dead ponies. Three from decapitation, two from large gashes and stab wounds still spraying blood,two more filled with small holes like the one Bio had before it healed, and one with a large pool cue shoved down their throat and out their chest, blood sliding down side of stick. "Holy crap! You did all this all by yourself"!?

"... Contract"?

Bio's eyes look straight down to his tail, a bluish gray earth pony mare with a dark blue main and tail and a shield and sword cutie mark curled up around his tail with metal caller half rusted and scratched with a red light blinking on one side around her neck.

The mare looks up to Bio's face, blushing slightly then places the paper in her mouth on the ground as she stands up and begins to speak.   "You're quite the fighter aren't you, but why did you change from light grey and blond to red"?

"Well, I uh... I'm not quite sure to be hon...".

"And why did you...".

"Hang on! One question at a time. Just who are you and why did you help me, Instinct back their"?

"I was originally fighting him, but he killed my last master so according my contract I obey the one who kills my former master".

Bio looks down at the paper on the ground and starts levitating it to read. "This is your contract then... Contract"?

"Yes, there's not much to it. The five rules I need to follow and the terms of my use".

"(gulp) Terms of 'YOUR' use"?

"Yes".

Bio unfolds the paper looking at the rules and regulations.

Who ever holds this contract in hoof, claw, etc now has the pony known as Contract as their personal body guard, slave, etc. Furthermore in order to ensure satisfaction of the holder of her contract this paper and the collar around her neck are magically linked forcing her to obey and protect the contract holder from any form of harm for her own sake. The rules she must follow are as follows...

Rule 1: Contract must obey any and every order given by the contract holder no matter how unholy of perverted it may be.

Rule 2: Contract must protect the her master from any harm and willing to lay down her own life for her master.

Rule 3: If Contract current master is hurt she must do all that is possible to save her masters life using any and all medical experience she has.

Rule 4: If Contracts master is to die, no matter the circumstances she is to pull her contract from their remains and give it to the killer, therefore making them her new master.

Rule 5: If Contract is to be freed of this binding spell/contract all the holder must do is propose and she accept, if she is to refuse then the fifth rule and only escape from the contract the rule will disappear from the contract leaving no way for her to be freed from it. (so if this rule is still hear then she is still up for grabs lucky holder)

Bio drops the paper from his levitation with a highly confused expression on his face. "What the fuck kinda shit is this"!?

"From now on you are my master".

"I understand that but who the hell did this to you"!?

"I did this to myself".

"...WHY'?!

"I am the child of a slaver and a raider, long story short this is how they raised me".

"... Why"?

"... they were the only family I had, the way I obeyed them was with the first four rules on that contract, when they passed three years ago i took some of my fathers old slaver equipment and did this, my moms raider combat training help me fit into raider clans so they usually kill who ever is my master is at the time and take me for themselves".

"... And the marriage part"?

"... In case I get lucky". Contract starts giving off a perverted smile making Bio blush right through his already red coat".

"uhh, well...".

Contract places her hoof on Bio's mouth in a lustily form with a slightly larger perverted smile on her face. "Hush now, we can talk more in a safer place, the other raiders in town are gonna start wondering where their 'friends' went by now".

"Uh, right come on we're headed to New Appaloosa".

The two trot off away from the Ponyville border and back onto the path way to New Appaloosa.