Swooty Bell Adventures Part 3: Mr.McMeany Strikes Back

by Protopony350

Rating: teen
Tags: Sweetie Belle, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Other, Trixie, Spike, Random, Crossover
Length: 3401

Oh boy It's time for more Swooty! Ok so this time Mr.McMeany went grave robbing and stole the dead body of Scootaloo! If that's not bad enough he gave the body to Megatron oh no!

Swooty Bell is in for it this time! Her nemesis Mr.McMeany has returned, and this time he has teamed up with Megatron!

So ok yeah it's time for Swooty Bell, Twilight Purple, Twix Bar, and introducing Spine the Penguin, to fight back against these robotic invaders!

Swooty Bell will fight the evils of Megatron! She will face McMeany in an epic showdown! She WON'T learn McMeanys secret plan!

Hang on because this is going to be a crazy ride!

(Please note that Spelling and grammar mistakes are intentional, for this is the universe of Swooty Bell!)

Published 2014-08-27 17:20:06 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-31 00:02:13 UTC

Part 1 - Transform and Swoot Out

One day but it was dark so it was a night kind of day Swooty Bell decided that she needed to go visit Scootaloos grave because it had been 1 year now that she had died saving the world and it was time to pay respects as a thanks for saving the world 1 year ago and now i'm just seeing how long i can keep this first line going so yeah Swooty went over and asked Roority for some flowers for putting on Scootaloos grave because she had died saving the world the previous year.

"Yo Roority, think I can have some these plants yo?" Asked Swooty with great poise.

"Oh no Swooty those are not normal plants those are 'Friend Life Giving Plants', they are only to be used when a good friend dies and it can save them up to 1 year and 1 day after the death!" Explained Roority while winking and nudging Swooty.

Swooty was sad about not having any flowers, but oh well better get going anyway!

Above Horse Planet U.S.A, a large ship hovered.

"Jetscream, prepare the transformation pod, we will soon have our subject" Ordered MegaJonTron, the leader of the despicablecons .

"Ok MegaJonTron, but one day I will be the leader because I will betray you and kill you and become leader!" Loudly proclaimed Jetscream.

MegaJonTron laughed a little and continued looking at pictures in his Viewmaster.

Swooty Bell showed up at the grave but UH OH she was not alone!

"Oh no it's you! what are you doing I thought you exploded!" Said a confused Swooty Bell

"Swooty Bell it has been a long time! I am sorry but I can't stay and chat I just came to STEAL THE CORPSE OF SCOOTALOO!"
Said Mr.McMeany. He flew away using his propeller made out of spider legs.

"I've gotta gather the troops for this one" Said Swooty as a Gryphon and Diamond Dog battled for the heart of a Princess in another part of the world but that has nothing to do with this story.

Yeah so Swooty Bell flew to Cantloot using her Alicorny wings and was going to ask Princess Sun for some help, but WHOOPS she forgot that Princess Sun had died in the previous battle with her sister. Also Swooty is an Alicorn and also the Princess.

Swooty Bell ran up to the tallest tower of Cantloot Castle and put new AAA Batteries in the "Help McMeany is Back" signal that she had fortunately had installed the day before.

The beam of light shone furiously into the night sky. The image depicted Mr.McMeany being kicked by Tom the Cat from "Tom and Jerry" and also McMeany has stink lines.

One hour later the group had arrived.

First came Twix Bar, Swootys greatest friend. Next was Twilight Purple. No one else in the room at the moment liked Twilight Purple because she revealed that she was a racist during her last "Everyone but the Zebras" dinner party. Next Spine the Penguin showed up. Swooty was dating Spine, but that's a secret.

The entire team had shown up.

Mr.McMeany arrived on the ship at the same time as the team gathered.

"MegaJonTron, I have brought your first subject. I present to you the savior of Horse Town U.S.A. The most powerful pony on the planet.....THE GREAT SCOOTALOO!" McMeany sat her body on a table in front of MegaJonTron.

"Great work Mr.McMeany , I see great things for you if you continue bringing me dead ponies of this quality!" Said MegaJonTron as he gave Mr.McMeany a gold star on his employee evaluation.

MegaJonTron turned on a huge machine.

"Now we only need a power source! Bring me the most powerful Unikitty on the planet, and my plans shall be complete! We shall create a Transmorformiformer so powerful that we can defeat Swooty Bell and take over the planet! WE SHALL CREATE.....SCOOTICRON!"

Mr.McMeany left to find the most powerful Unicork.

Swooty Bell stood before her friends.

"Ok everyone, that monster Mr.McMeany has returned, and he has stolen the body of our dear friend Scootaloo!" and the room gasped!

"But why would he do that?" Asked the krispy and beautiful Twix Bar.

"I don't know but maybe it has something to so with the space ship that's been overhead the past few weeks" she said and maybe she was right.

"SCWAK SCWAK" Pointed out Spine.

"OF COURSE, HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THAT?" Swooty Bell was flabbergasted that she needed to be reminded of her new powers!

So the plan was set! Swooty would use her new found "survive in space" pills she got from Shenron the Eternal Dragon to go up and investigate that ship herself, and hopefully have Scootaloo buried by dinner.

The fleet was millions of miles from earth, but that was ok because the ponies aren't on earth. The fleet was quickly closing in on Horse Planet U.S.A!

These huge ships housed the most destructive race in the galaxy......THE DESPICABLECONS!

These robotic creatures have the amazing ability to not only change shape and size, but also make a mean mango salsa!

"Live Free or Don't I'm Not Your Boss" was the motto of these powerful warriors. The biggest and baddest of them was what's his name oh yeah MegaJonTron! He was a huge robot and was also really mean! His purpose was to revive the most powerful despicablecon who ever lived, the mighty Unicronic! He was big, mean, AND orange, so Scootaloo was a perfect fit for a power vessel, she was also really powerful so that was part of the reason why they picked her.

They only needed one more part of the puzzle. The most powerful Unicorny,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Twix Bar!

Part 2 - Age of Swooxtinction

Part 2 - Age of Swooxtinction

Swooty bell took her space pills and put on her rocket pack.

"Ok so guys I'ma going to check out the ship. Twilight Purple you BETTER have dinner on the table when I get back" said Swooty as she swooted right into space.

Swooty had made a big mistake. She could now breath in space, but she did nothing to counter the freezing temperature.

"OH NO I'M GOING TO DIE I BETTER JUMP ON OVER TO CHAPTER 5 SO I DON'T DIE!" So Swooty jumped right over to chapter 5 of our story.

"Now Swooty Bell, I will end this for good!" Said MegaJonTron as he also was strangling Swooty Bell. Just that moment Swooty Bell jumped out of a portal.

"HEY GUYS SORRY TO BOTHER YOU JUST PASSING THROUGH FROM CHAPTER 2"

Swooty jumped into another portal and was back in chapter 2, but was now safe in the ship.

What she saw was terrifying. Hundreds of big mean robot guys lined up and also has laser guns. Swooty stayed low and snuck around.

Swooty looked around and was almost stepped on but she didn't so she made her way to the Combinatortron room. In the center was a huge machine with Scootaloos body inside. OH SNAP! Swooty ran to the machine to get her out.

A huge foot stopped her.

"Ah, Swooty Bell, It's been a long time, never in fact!" MegaJonTron stood above swooty.

"What are you doing with Scootaloo you big meany but not as meany as Mr.Mc.Meany?" asked Swooty!!

"She holds the power to revive our greatest warrior! We shall destroy you and spread our empire across the galaxy!" He YAAAAAAAAAAAWN oops sorry it's kinda late anyway he replied!

"I won't let you do that give me back dead friend!" she demanded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MegaJonTron shot at her and it hit her and she fell because the shot hit her and it hurt!

"Oh no he's kinda strong I gotta get out of here, but I still can't go into space or I'll freeze! What I need right now is a SCENE TRANSITION!"

Swooty Bell transitioned back to Horse Planet U.S.A, but was out in some field. "Oh well better hurry home!"

The doors to the castle opened. "Oh hi Swoo......." Started to say Twix Bar but she stopped because it WASN'T Swooty at all!

"Hello my dear Twix Bar, I have come to hook you to a machine and power that machine and bring back a big robot!" Said Mr.McMeany.

Twix Bar zapped at him but was weak because she was hungry and SOMEONE was taking forever to cook dinner.

"THE DAY IS MINE AND ALSO I WIN!" Proclaimed McMeany. He grabbed her with his spider legs and flew away.

A moment later Swooty walked in the door. "I DON'T SMELL NO DINNER!" She said. It took her 10 minutes to realize Twix Bar was gone.

"OH NO WE HAVE TO HELP HER!" Said Swooty, but she was also still really mad about dinner.

"Maybe I could be of some assistance!" Said a voice from outside the room.

"Who is that and do you have any food?" asked Swooty.

"My name is Jetscream, and I have something that can aid in your battle!" Jetscream flew through the window.

"Oh no you're a robot we have to fight you" Rationalized Swooty.

"Oh I have no quarrel with you, I only wish to see MegaJonTron removed from power. Use this and you will gain the power of a Prime Rib" Said Jetscream

Jetscream sat a large matalic orb on the ground.

"With this, you can destroy MegaJonTron and save your friend!" Jetscream just kept talking!

"But what is in this deal for you may I ask please?" Asked Swooty Bell in a really odd way.

"With MegaJonTron out of the way I can lead the despicablecons to VICTORY as we wipe out all biological life in the galaxy!" Said Jetscream man he needs to shut up.

"Sounds good to me!" Replied Swooty.

She Touched the glowing orb.

Part 3 - The Matrix of Swootership

MegaJonTron looked at Horse Planet U.S.A, and he grinned to himself. "Swooty Bell is much weaker than McMeany described. This will be an easy victory" He thought.

"LORD MEGAJONTRON, A TERRIBLE THING HAS HAPPENED AND I DIDN'T MAKE IT HAPPEN AND YOU CAN'T PROVE I DID!" Blathered Jetscream.

"What are you talking about my dearest friend?" Asked the Robot with Mega in his name.

"IT'S SWOOTY BELL, SHE HAS THE MATTRESS OF LEADERSHIP!" Jetscream really liked talking.

"OH NO I PUT YOU IN CHARGE OF THAT HOW DID SHE GET IT?" Asked MegaWegaSuperTron.

"Eh?" Replied Jetscream.

MegaJonTron believed him.

"DISPATCH THE QUARTER SOUNDER WITH CHEESE TO INVESTIGATE!" Said MegaTronLegacy

Quarter Sounder with Cheese was a big robot who was really good at hearing Sound Waves. he went to the castle and listened and also watched.

"I AM TOUCHING THE GLOWING ORB" Said Swooty with theatrics.

The Castle shook and stuff fell over also Twilight Purple was cooking dinner and it fell on the floor.

"OH NO WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY DID YOU DROP DINNER TWILIGHT PURPLE?" Asked a terrorfied Swooty.

Swooty now stood 20 feet tall and also looked like a robot.

"Swooty, what are you doing SCWAK?" Asked Spine.

"I AM.......SWOOTIMUS PRIME RIB!" Declared Swooty.

Quarter Sounder with Cheese flew away.

Twix Bar was hooked up to a large machine.

"Do not worry my dear, your power will be used to bring about the glorious return of a fallen warrior. You may die, but you will live on in the awesome destructive power you shall help restore" Said Mr.McMeany.

"I don't want any part in bringing back that monster Unicronic!" Said Twix Bar.

"Now now Twix Bar, when did I ever mention Unicronic?" He smiled at her.

Her eyes widened in realisation.

MegaJonTron was angry about Swooty but also happy that they had the power to turn on the machine.

"Mr.McMeany, you have done my people a great service. You not only brought the great Scootaloo to our attention, but you also gave us a power source great enough to bring about the end of the Galaxy!" Said MegaJonTron.

"I am Happy to help" Said Mr.McMeany as he smiled again.

Swooty Bell was now almost as powerful as Scootaloo was before she died again. "This is amazing now I can fly up and kick those robots into the sun!" She happily said.

"Not so fast!" Said a voice from outside the window.

Swooty looked down and saw an orange dune buggy with eyes and a mouth.

"My name is Speed Buggy, and I am here to help in this war, and also be a really really obscure reference" Said the little car.

"I would be glad to take your help, but we may need more!" Swooted Swooty.

Swooty looked around but no one wanted to help out so yeah this was it.

"My friends it is time to attack the ship! We may be a small team of a huge robot, a stupid purple unicorn, a penguin, and a Speed Buggy, but we must fight for the planet!" Said Swooty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr.McMeany smiled.

One Shall Stand.....

Swooty Bell was about to leave but first she ate dinner lol I could have just skipped that part.

Twilight Purple and Spine jumped into Speed Buggy because he can fly in space.

"Ok guys so we are going to kick MegaJonTron in the robo butt and go find Mr.McMeany and toss him into space! And after that we get Scootaloos cold dead body back and also Twix Bar if we have time I don't know I'm kinda tired" said a really inspirational Swooty Bell.

They blasted off and was in the space now. Swooty was flying with her new rocket feet. They approached the ship.

"Guys this is going to be a tough battle I know for a fact that MegaJonTron will get the upper hand in chapter 5 so be careful!" Swooty was ready to waste some robutts!

Aboard the ship the MegaJonTron was watching the Combinatortron work it's science, but it was taking a long time.

"MCMEANY, WHY TAKE SO LONG TIME?" Asked MegaJonTron like a 2 and a half year old.

"Oh, it just needs to warm up....yes.....and nothing more......" Mr.McMeany smiled and here is a picture of Mr.McMeany smiling

An alarm sounded

"ALERT OH NO IT'S SWOOTY BELL" Said the alarm.

Swooty Bell burst into the ship and started blasting robots with lasers. A few minutes later Speed Buggy followed.

"I HAVE NO TIME TO FIGHT LITTLE HORSES AND CARS, GO GET THEM QUARTER SOUNDER WITH CHEESE!" Ordered MegaJonTron

Quarter Sounder with Cheese launched an attack but it's ok because it was just old cassette tapes. Swooty tossed am electro super bomb at him.

"BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT THIS IS THE END OF QUATER SOUNDER WITH CHEESE BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT" and so he exploded.

"Guys we are doing ok but we need to make MegaJonTron give us Scootaloo and maybe Twix Bar" said Swooty and remember she is saying all of these things is the voice of Optimus Prime.

They began to run through the ship while fighting off a ton of robots.

Ok so the robots are kinda weak but they have like a thousand of them and millions more coming on ships so Uh oh.

"NO! SWOOTY IS GETTING CLOSER! JETSCREAM, GO GIVE THEM WHAT FOR!" Said MegaJonTron in a neat way.

Jetscream flew right at them. He shot at Swooty and missed on purpose but they didn't know that. He ran right into Speed Buggy and the others.

"Ah, Swooty Bell, I see you have used the gift that I gave you and are using it. I'm afraid I can't just LET you take Scootaloo from us"

He shoved Swooty Bell away and pressed a button, shutting a door and separating Swooty from him and the Swooty Gang.

"OH NO I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TRUST HIM BUT I BETTER GO FIGHT MEGAJONTRON!" Swooty ran off.

"Ok guys Swooty has to do this alone ok bye" Jetscream flew away.

Swooty was in a huge room.

"So you've made it I see" said a voice that was MegaJonTron.

"Give up Mega guy we are going to take back our friends or die trying but I hope not" replied Swooty Bell.

A light turned on. MegaJonTron stood in front of the Combinatortron. Twix Bar was unconscious and Scootaloo was still dead. Mr.McMeany was working on the machine.

"I guess the time has come!" MegaJonTron lunged at Swooty Bell

"Until all are one!" Said Swooty

.....Swoot Shall Fall

Across space an armada of fifty thousand war ships sped toward Horse Planet U.S.A.

"We has received a message from MegaJonTron" Said a Robot guy.

He read the message

"Dear other Robots. I am doing battle with a powerful foe. If I die you are to follow Jetscream as supreme commander of the despicablecons. -Jetscre........I mean MegaJonTron.

Swootimus Prime Rib did a spin kick and spin kicked MegaJonTron, but MegaJonTron retaliated with a punch to the face.

"I see you know how to punch me in the face" Said Swooty.

"I have been practicing" Replied MegaJonTron.

He zapped her with a laser, but she jumped and was still hit by the laser.

"I don't know about you but I sure do like self destructing my ship and staying on board when it explodes" Said Swooty in a genius ploy to trick MegaJonTron.

"Nice try Prime, but that won't work on me twice" He also kicked her in the shin.

The battle just kept going until MegaJonTron had an idea.

"I'll just kill her!" He thought to himself. "What a great plan!"

MegaJonTron jumped at her and laser blasted the Mattress of Leadership.

"OH NO WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" Asked Swooty

"BECAUSE" Said MegaJonTron

Swooty began to shrink back into a horse.

"Now that you are just normal Swooty Bell I will kill you with my hands!" The big Robot said.

MegaJonTron grabbed Swooty by the neck and pinned her to a wall.

He punched her as hard as he could, and she threw up a pool of blood.

"You are pathetic" MegaJonTron grabbed her right wing.

Swooty screamed. She screamed louder then she ever had before. MegaJonTron tore off the wing.

Swooty began to silently cry as MegaJonTron looked at her, smiling.

"HEY GUYS SORRY TO BOTHER YOU JUST PASSING THROUGH FROM CHAPTER 2"

A completely healthy Swooty Bell jumped from a portal and right back into another one. MegaJonTron was distraced just for a moment. His final moment.

A long metallic spider leg stabbed through his Spark.

"W.....why?" Asked MegaJonTron.

"Because Swooty is MY prey, and you are standing in the way of my master plan!" Replied Mr.McMeany.

MegaJonTron fell to the ground.

Swooty also began to fall, but was caught by Mr.McMeany.

"Now my dear Swooty Bell, I will finish what I started back in the old Vessel. Tom and Jerry can't help you here!" Mr.McMeany smiled yet again.

Mr.McMeany didn't hesitate this time. He thrusted his spider leg into Swootys throat.

She didn't make a sound. Her eyes filled with tears. Swooty had lost.

As Mr.McMeany took another leg and prepared to make the killing blow, the huge door to the room exploded.

"SWOOTY!" Cried Speed Buggy. He crashed into Mr.McMeany as fast as he could, causing him to fall down. Twilight Purple picked up Swooty and they raced out of the room.

"Should we go after them?" Asked a Robot.

"No....let them go. They shall witness the end of all they hold dear. The Galaxy shall fall!" Mr.McMeany smiled if you didn't already guess.

The galaxy screamed in horror as Jetscream was named supreme commander of the despicablecons.

"My friend, you have gone above and beyond. I am truly impressed" Said Jetscream

"And I shall continue to impress you.....as long as you hold up YOUR end of the deal!" Replied Mr.McMeany.

"You have full control of the Combinatortron" Said Jetscream.

Mr.McMeany stood before the Combinatortron. he pressed a few buttons, and the next phase of his plan was set into motion.

The machine began to glow and hum. Twix Bar's magic was fed into a large glass tube. Scootaloos body began to melt, becoming the oily black substance she was made from. The Magic and black oil combined in the tube.

Mr.McMeany had succeeded.

He looked upon a large black and grey Mare. She smiled as her mane began to glow a fiery red.

Mr.McMeany smiled.

The End