"So...what happens now?" I ask, obviously bored, watching Luna and Tia reviewing what has happened over one thousand years, no seriously, one thousand years.

"We should go back to Ponyville" Twilight answers,

"And throw a 'Welcome back to Equestria After a Thousand Years' party!" Pinkie practically shouts, hopping up and down in excitement.

"Wait...did you say...Ponyville?!" I cry, as I burst out laughing "Oh...Merlin, that's terrible! What's next?! Canterlot?!" I continue, barely keeping from falling to the ground.

"Actually that is one of the cities of Equestria, the capital in fact. I grew up there too." Twilight says, matter-of-factly, as I just stare at her as if she had just sprout three heads

"Really!? Why Canterlot!? Why is there so many pony puns?!" I shout, clearly confused.

"Erm...they've always been named that, what are cities named where you're from?" Twilight asks.

"Well, we have Nottingham, London, Manchester, Surrey, Camelot, which is a mythical-ish castle. Um, we have Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, Baltimore, Philadelphia, Hanover, and a bunch of them while I'm at it too, and hundreds, of thousands more," I list, all the while Twlight's eyes grow larger and larger.

"That is impossible! There can't be that many similarities between our worlds!" Twilight exclaims. "That's impossible! How can our cities be named so similarly to humans?! And hundreds of thousands more?! How many po-people could there be!?" She mumbles, confusing me and everyone else in the room.

"Did I break her?" I whisper questioningly to Applejack.

"Ah' think you did sugarcube," She replies, with a little laughter in her voice.

"Oh, good, I still have my charm...anyways, Ponyville! Allons-y! I've always wanted to say that! Thank you France!" I say charging out of the room, before crashing into a wall, full speed, possibly chipping a tooth or two in the process. "Was that here before? And why does it taste like iron?" I say, as I wipe my mouth off with my hoof, staining it with a little blood. "Oh that's why...never mind!" I shout back into the room with the rest of the ponies inside, who, might I say, have been staring at me the whole time "What? Can't a guy want to leave a creepy ruin without people staring at them?" I ask.

"Do you even know which way Ponyville is?" the one known as Rarity asks.

"Well, it can't be that hard to find, you just follow the yellow brick road right? Or the dirt beaten path, I always get those two mixed up...anyways follow me! And why hasn't anyone slapped me yet!" I shout, confidently walking out of the room, into the hallway, and out of the ruins, leading a large group of confused ponies through the dark forest.

Author's Note

Well, that's it, sorry for the wait, my laptop had to be sent in for a new hard drive, my other one broke... who new* static electricity can basically destroy a laptop?

*Hahahah - a totally planned spelling mistake, you mad yet?