A delirious time in equestria
One afternoon in a random apartment, a guy with a headset and controller in hand was playing gta 5 with his usual group. He's known as in the game as H2o Delirious and was currently playing in a race with mini ladd, vanoss, lui ,nogla, and wildcat with the liberator from the 4th of july dlc.
"Alright bitches! lets get this going!," he said.
"yeah down your moms throat!." lui said in his squeaky voice.
Everyone began to laugh with a get wrecked shout by nogla.
"Fuck you lui.*cries* Not my mom", delirious said.
"Lets just do this men," vanoss said. There was a resounding yeah from all of them and began the race. As the race started, what happened next none of them but one saw it coming. Delirious threw a C4 and blew them all up and took the lead.
"That right mutherfocker! I'm Delirious Muah ha ha ha ha," he laughed maniacally.
"Man your a dick delirious," they all said simultaneously.
"Thats it i'm leaving!," nogla said and he left the game.
Then suddenly, they all left the game. At first he thought that they were lagging or they all ragequit.
"Woah, I know I'm a dick, but not this much of one to make them all quit," he thought while chuckling.
He left the living room to go take a piss and wait to see if he can play online with them again. Once done, he goes and see that online isn't working for him and groans at this."God damnit!," he exclaimed. "Well at least I can play on single player.",he said out loud.
Now he is playing on single player as Trevor and in a tank. "OH! Get wrecked mutherfocker this is my tank bitches!," he said shouting. Then out of nowhere he hears a deep and and evil feeling voice echoing in the room.
"Why hello Delirious.", the voice said.
"Who in the hel~ who's there!", Delirious said in a panicked tone. He then notices a swirling cloud on his tv and backs away from it. Then he sees a shape on the tv screen forming and notices it being unsymmetrical in body shape meaning nothing matched.
"Holy shit! and I thought that outlast game was scary as fuck with that cannibal guy.", he thought. He was able to now make out what that shape was. It was a creature that had a mismatched body parts which actually looked bad-ass. The creature then got out of the tv and approached him.
"Its nice to finally meet the one and only H2O delirious.", he said with a hint of enthusiasm.
"Who the fuck are you!", delirious said.
"Where are my manners. My name is Discord, the god of chaos. You like chaos do you?", Discord asks.
with no hint of hesitation, he says,"Fuck yeah! its fun to see stuff blow up and all hell break loose.",he said chuckling.
"Well then do you think that maybe you can help me with something?", he asked. Delirious nods yes with a deranged look. "I need some help making chaos for a few of my friends where I live and who better to help me then you." , he said.
"Count me in bitch, but where do you live?", delirious asked.
"Oh, I live in equestria which is inhabited by ponies and other creatures.",he said.
"WHAT! you're from that my little pony shit?!", he said with confusion.
"You could say that so what do you say? Want to help me cause a little chaos?", he asked while offering a hand or paw in this case to delirious. He extends to shake his paw and when they hands connect, a bright light emerges and they disappear from his apartment.
"To infinity, and delirious!",were the last words he said before he left.
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On the other side
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When the bright light dissipates, delirious notices that he's nowhere close to home. "So this is fucking equestria huh.*chuckling* Man this is going to be fun!",he said. He then notices something on his face and feels it. He then looks down and see that he has on black pants, black boots, a grey shirt, and a blue hoodie. He then realizes that what is on his face is his trademark mask.
"Holy shit! I'm dressed as my gta character! I wonder...", he says and takes off the mask. "Hey Discord, you got a mirror?", he asked and Discord made one appear with the snap of his paw. "So they got magic here. I knew magic existed! They thought I was crazy.", he thought mentally chuckling. He grabs it and laughs his ass off at what he saw. "HA HA HA HA I got my clown face on as well.", he said.
"Now with that out of the way, are you ready to start?", he asked which Delirious nod yes."Good, so I thought that we can start by going to the nearby dam.", he said.
"Alright then lets get going.", he said and both guys teleport to the dam from the entrance of the everfree forest.
"So what do you think we should do this dam? change it?", he asked delirious.
"Leave it to me Discord.", he said and approached it. "Hope it works.", he thought.
Out of nowhere he gets out an RPG and aims it to the dam. "HAIL HYDRA!", he shouts as the rocket blows up the dam.
Discord was spectating the whole time and was impressed."Well done delirious thats a good start.",he said while sipping on some tea he made appear.
"Fuck yeah now what's next on the list.", he asked with excitement.
"Next we go to ponyville which is nearby here and see what is there to do.",he said.
"Lets go then and make mayhem HA HA HA HA HA HA I'M H2O Delirious and I'm here to stay mutherfocker!!", He exclaimed as they reached on top of a hill overlooking ponyville.
"Maybe I shouldn't have brought him here.", Discord thought now having second thoughts on this.
Then delirious slipped and fell down the hill. "God damnit!", he exclaimed.
"Or maybe not.",he thought while laughing at his buddy's situation and got a fuck you from delirious.
The commotion from the dam caused everypony in town go see what the hay happened. And i mean everypony went especially the mane 6 had to when ponies came into the castle and practically dragged princess twilight out of there. when she got there she was shocked beyond belief at what she saw. Pieces of concrete were everywhere and what remains in place is charred and the river flooded all of sweet apple acres for miles.
"Can any pony tell me what happened here?", asked twilight.
Next thing you know, she is crowded by every single pony in town telling their version of what they heard.
"ugh this is going to be a long day.", she thought as her friends helped her with the crowd of ponies.
meanwhile in town:
"HA HA HA HA why so quiet here. I though u said this town had so many ponies discord?", asked delirious.
"Well it seems like your explosion drew them all to the sight",said discord.
"Perfect just what i wanted Heh Heh HA HA HA!", said delirious.
Discord looked at delirious confused,"What do you mean?".
"You'll see. wait here noob.", he said laughing his ass off.
Discord sighed a bit and waited for delirious' plan to unravel. "lets see if he can top his last feat.," he though smiling.
After he left discord's sight he got to work on his ingenious plan. "I hope i have enough to carry out this.", he thought. "Okay so put one there and there oh and there and everywhere HA HA HA its going to be so fun!", he yelled.
A few minutes later:
"HA HA HA done bitches. I hope this works.", he said.
"Can you tell me what is your plan delirious?", asked an anxious discord.
"You'll see don't rush it. All I got to tell u is be well protected HA HA HA HA!", he told him.
This gave a look of excitement to the god of chaos but also a hint of nervousness of how much magnitude will come from it.
"Okay if you say so", he replied a bit nervous.
"HA HA HA ull love it and it all starts with this", he said as he pulls out a combat pistol.
Discord got a little laugh inside after seeing the little thing."Really that thing.", he said laughing inside of his little protection bubble.
"Don't underestimate me like vanoss does.", he told him as he shot a bullet towards the princess twilight's castle.
Discord had a amused look until he saw a spark where it landed. The bullet ignited a trail of gasoline and saw a fire trail and saw it come towards them. This made him a bit nervous until he saw it split into different directions over and over again until...........nothing.
"That's it? good job delirious.", said discord in a sarcastic manner and made white gloves appear and fake clap for him. Delirious swats hem away and goes over to inspect what went wrong.
"What? It should have worked. I did it perfectly. NOOOOOOO HA HA HA I SUCK!", He yelled out and laid there on the ground. And at that very moment, it suddenly happened in the distance, discord saw the 2 farthest homes explode and then more and more. Discord reacted quickly and protected himself but forgot about Delirious who finally got up from his little episode.
"YES! YES! YES! IT WORKED HA HA HA HA", he exclaimed out. He admired the explosions until it dawned to him that they were getting closer and he didn't have enough time to get away. "Oh shit RUN BITCHES!", he yelled as the shop next to him blew up from a proximity mine he placed. The explosion sent him hurtling in the air. "AHHHH! TO INFINITY AND DELIRIOUS AHHH HA HA HA!", he yelled out as he was coming in close contact with the ground in a nearby forest.
Discord saw the entire ordeal and was safe to say he was beyond impressed. "Wow. This delirious knows how to put on a show.", he said as he inspected the damage. Most homes were still standing but in ruins and some destroyed to the foundation."Let me go find him before he does something stupid and spectacular without me.", he said with excitement he hasn't had for a long time.
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Meanwhile back at the dam
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"Ok girls what have you gotten from the towns ponies." said Twilight as she looked over her friends.
" A huge explosion followed by somepony yelling", they all said at the some time minus pinkie.
"And you pinkie?," asked twilight as everyone looked at the energetic pony.
"Something go BOOOOOM!", she yelled as she made a very good impression of an explosion. (don't ask)
"Okay, SO first things first, lets find this pony who was yelling. They might know something we don't.
"Mhm", they all said agreeing to this plan.
"Oh I hope that pony is ok. It was a big explosion.", Fluttershy said weakly. Then suddenly a giant explosion was heard like the one earlier but multiple ones. Twilight and her friends quickly went over the hill to see what's happening. When they did they all were shocked. Every shop every home being blown up one by one. Then they see one final one and then yelling.
"It sounds like the one ponies were describing." spike said to all of them which they nodded. They kept observing until from the corner of twilight's eye, she saw on object flying in the air yelling something weird. They were more shocked when they saw it going for a crash landing in the everfree forest.
"Ok girls lets find that pony quickly before he gets more hurt than he is", she said which they all went running after him along with spike.
