Randomness I: In the Shower?

Pinkie Pie offered Applejack to stay the night at Sugarcube Corner. Jack stayed but Pinkie planned to shoot her while she was in bed.

Applejack was also planning to shoot Pinkie while she was in bed.

But the next morning Pinkie really stank so she decided to get a shower before she shot Applejack.

Applejack got up in the morning to go shoot Pinkie but she was not there. Appplejack decided to take a shower so that Pinkie wouldn't smell her.

Applejack shook out her ponytail and walked in the running shower without opening her eyes. When she did, Pinkie was standing in the shower with her.

"AHHH PINKIE PIE BULLET!"

"AHH APPLE JACK SHOOT!"

They both started rapid fireing at each other and both ended up dead.

And they both never got clean.