Randomness I: In the Shower?

by firehazard4303

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 417

Randomness part one.

The mane six have tried to kill the other of their kind. (ex: Unicorns Rarity vs. Twilight) But they've never done it….

In the shower…. 0_o

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-27 23:18:12 UTC

Applejack and Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie offered Applejack to stay the night at Sugarcube Corner. Jack stayed but Pinkie planned to shoot her while she was in bed.

Applejack was also planning to shoot Pinkie while she was in bed.

But the next morning Pinkie really stank so she decided to get a shower before she shot Applejack.

Applejack got up in the morning to go shoot Pinkie but she was not there. Appplejack decided to take a shower so that Pinkie wouldn't smell her.

Applejack shook out her ponytail and walked in the running shower without opening her eyes. When she did, Pinkie was standing in the shower with her.

"AHHH PINKIE PIE BULLET!"

"AHH APPLE JACK SHOOT!"

They both started rapid fireing at each other and both ended up dead.

And they both never got clean.

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy

Rainbow Dash came over to fluttershy's house so she could kill her.

She stocked up her weaponry kit:

Gun

Knife

Sword

Dagger

Bow

SHe then ate at Flutter's house. Oatmeal, Milk, and yogurt.

Then she stalked towards the bathroom, as she decided to kill Angel first.

She heard singing in the shower, so she went there to kill.

She yanked open the curtain.

There was Fluttershy.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB

Various methods were being used to kill the innocent creatures.

And they both ended up dead.

And Rainbow never got her kit back.

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Rarity And Twilight

Twilight decided to come over to Carousel Boutique to help Rarity with her dresses.

Actually, She came to kill her.

She got her knife and a gun and entered the boutique. Rarity wasn't there.

That's odd Twilight thought as she edged towards the bathroom.

Twilight had to go real bad. So she brought her knife but left her gun.

She heard singing.

"O MY GOSH RARITY ARE YOU IN THE SHOWER?"

"Y-yes!?!?"

"OMG!" Twilight stabbed Rarity.

"HAHA GOT YOU!" Rarity said as she began rapidly shooting at Twi.

In the end, they both ended up dead.

And Twi peed on the floor.

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