“Pinkie?” said Twilight looking up from her book at her friend in Sugercube corner. “I have a question.”
“Hmmm?” said Pinkie looking up from her meal consisting of fish flavored muffins that she has grown to like. “What is it Twilight?”
“Well I’ve seen picture of your family.” said Twilight shuddering at the memory of the albums. So many pictures! “And I was wondering how come you have such pink fur while your family has ummm, dull colors.”
Pinkie tilted her head in thought but before she could talk, somepony interrupted her ( which itself is an amazing feat to do). This pony of cyan could only be the cyan pegasus Rainbow Dash conquer of shipping, eating, and laziness yay!. “Twilight!” shouted Rainbow Dash.
“Yeah?” replied Twilight nervously.
“Thats racist!” she shouted before flying off with her saucy rear end.
“Well….that happened.” said Carrot Cake.
“Anyway, as I was saying.” continued Twilight before being interrupted again by Rainbow Dash and her country friend crackle-I mean Applejack.
“Umm Rainbow why did you pick me up while I was bucking apples (I bet she did)?” asked Applejack (who else?).
“Because Twilight said something racist!” shouted Rainbow Dash.
“Rainbow Dash I did not say something racist!” replied all earth ponies should look the same Twilight.
“Twilight!” said the illustrious Rarity. “How could someone of your social standing make fun of farmers!
“Rares.” grumbled Applejack.
“They may be filthy, dirty, and ill tempered thugs but!” continued Rarity before being bucked by a sexy fortlock.
“Rarity! You insult my lifestyle all the time!” shouted the owner of the fortlock, Applejack.
“Yes but darling, I am not a princess.” said Rarity with blood dripping from her organs to her other organ inside her perfectly only scratched body.
“Why you little-”
“Umm. excuse me?” said a moe like voice coming from outside than inside. Beholding them was the instigator of so many deaths that she was such a monster she had to live outside of town, standing before them was the maker of “Hnggggg!” F.L.U.T.T.E.R.S.H.Y.
Suddenly a green screen appears
Fluttershy
Fluttering
Love
Usurper
Till
Tuesday
Evening
Right
Sugercube
Honey
Yukia
then after returning to normal everypony looked at her with “Hnggggg!” eyes.
“What is it Fluttershy.” asked Twilight causing everypony to start remembering the racist princess before them.
“I mean come on Twilight!” said Rainbow dash before singing so that I could make a thousand words.
“I am leaving today!”
“I am leaving tonight!”
“I will stop no moreeee!”
“Even for a larkkkkk!”
“My journey has begun.”
“My tale starts this day!”
“My adventures await beyond that mountainnnnn!”
“I am not a little foal.”
“I am not some serfff!”
“I kicked a orphan!”
“I slapped a pimppppp!”
“I know that this s$%t will get.”
“Bad reviews! Bad reviews! Bad reviews!”
“So let me turn your attention.”
“Back on celestiaaaa!
“Umm, sugercube?” asked Applejack.
“Yeah Applejack?” replied Rainbow Dash.
“Its Twilight not celestia.”
All of a sudden Twilight jumped onto the table in a saucy little number.
“Opps Dash you did it again”
“Sure it was the first but now it not says I.” she sung giving a little shake of her hips causing Carrot to give a whistle earning him a smack on the face by Cup Cake (Don’t worry they went to have sex later oh did I mention this is how pumpkin and poundcake were made?).
Laughing at this like a w#$%$re (that was the right amount of words right Humble?) Twilight went back to singing.
“Rainbow you just made a racist remark.”
“Just because I’m a alicorn (of three by the way) you think I’m celestia, though our sexieness does make it confusing.”
A POMFF was heard by the cutie mark crusaders trying to make different sounds.
“So Rainbow Dash. Heres a lesson you better letter and send to your better (derpy).”
“That me!” shouted Derpy causing Carrot Top and Dinky to look at her.
Looking at her mom’s friend Dinky said “Carrot, why is mommy shouting?”
“I don’t know dinky, I don’t know.” said Carrot with tears in her eyes.
“So that happened.” said Spike the dragon who I added to this story.
“Yeah, so anyway Pinkie?” said Twilight getting down off the table. “How come you are pink while the rest of your family isn’t?”
Having watched the event that had happened with an intent look Pinkie said “Well it all started a long, long time ago.” she did this while whooshing her arms.
“How long ago?” asked Rarity.
“When I was a fillyyyyyy oooooo.” oooed Pinkie like a ghost as the scene melted onto a rock farm (wait Humble it was on a rock farm right? Good). Standing all around the place were a bunch of earth ponies with colors ranging from dark grey to light brown. In the middle of this there was one yellow pegasus looking at a cute grey mane and gray coated filly.
“Awww, she so adorable, aren’t you? Yes you are, yes you are.” said Dazzle cuddling the filly who just giggled.
“Be careful there honey, my sister grows them tough.” said Humble watching the cute display.
“Oh relax sweetie, this little itty bitty filly wouldn’t hurt a fly. Would you, would you? Speaking of which what has she been named?”
“My sis hasn’t made up her mind yet along with her husband.” said Humble petting the family's pet rock “granite”.
“Hmmm, oh! Humble come here quick!” Dazzle squeaked.
“What is it?” said Humble heading to see what the commotion was.
“she’s pouting! An you know what that means little filly.” she said to the pouting foal.
“Tickle monster!” Dazzle said before tickling with her hoof and feathers.
What happened next would forever be known as the pink event (at least to Humble and me). Let just say that after the tickle there was a yellow pegasus with a band aid on her nose cradling a pink filly.
“Awwww” said Twilight and the girls. “Wait. Who’s Dazzle ?"
