Diamond Tiara has always been able to get what she wants out of her father. For years, this involved slamming in the door and kicking and screaming her way until he finally conceded just to shut her up.

(Un?)fortunately, Filthy Rich got wise to these tactics as she grew older, and it was only a matter of years before it stopped working. So she changed her approach. Rather drastically.

And time after time, Filthy Rich has tried to resist, but much to his chagrin, giving in always turns out to not be so bad...

I've always wanted to do a Filthy/Diamond Tiara clopfic, but it hasn't been until now that I've had an idea that's concise and simple enough. I feel almost stupid for not going with this approach first thing, Richcest is hot and deserves more fics, and I really should have dropped the puck on it sooner.

Ah, well, what's done is done. Have fun, fellas.

A bajillion thanks to one who wishes to remain anonymous, who performed the editing ritual.

Cover art is by coffeechicken.