Celestia is love, Celestia is life collection.

by Szalhi

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Crossover, Romance
Length: 984

I was only nine years old. I loved My little pony so much. I had all the merchandise and all the seasons. What could Celestia give me in return?

I was only nine years old. I loved My little pony so much. I had all the merchandise and all the seasons. I prayed to Celestia every night. What could Celestia give me in return?

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-29 06:05:56 UTC

Celestia is love, Celestia is life 2

It's the last day of school and i'm in my last class.

I'm talking to my super cool teacher.

I thank him for the Pony-tastic year.

He says "It was charming to be with you."

"No, It couldn't be"

I turn towards him.

It's just as i suspected.

It was Shining armor, This whole time

I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum.

But it was no use.

As i cover his anus, Princess Twilight comes out and puts a layer restriction on me.

"It's all pony now"

Just as i thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Celestia crashes through the ceiling.

"Yes"

Without a moment of hesitation, Celestia grabs Shining Armor in the Dick and strangles him with it.

Princess Twilight tried to fly away, but Celestia used her onion spell.

Princess Twilight burns to ashes.

Celestia restores my layers and gives me an onion.

I go home with a sore anus from her massive, over sized shaft.

Celestia is love, Celestia is life

Celestia is love, Celestia is life 3

Working at McDonalds.

A Customer asks for a Big Mac, says to, hold the onions?

Puts onions in it anyway

Spits in it for disrespecting Celestia.

Customer sees me spit in his burger and complains to manager.

I get fired on the spot.

"Go home, pray to Celestia, Tell him what happened at work.

I hear a whisper.

"Don't worry, Your problems will be pony soon."

I Wake up next day, turn on the news, and see a story on double homicide?

My ex-manager, and the customer, were the victims.

They say they were both beaten to death, with an onion.

I hear another whisper.

"They should've checked theirselves before they, Celestia'd thereselves."

"Celestia is love, Celestia is life"

Celestia is love, Celestia is life

I was only nine years old.

I loved My little Pony: Friendship is Magic so much. I owned all the merchandise and all the seasons. I watch it on a daily basis. I got the Hub just to watch it. And i've watched the movie.

I pray to Celestia every night before bed. I thank her for the life she has given me. And for keeping guard on all of Equestria. Keeping the Show alive, It's real to me.

"Celestia is love" I say "Celestia is life" Without Celestia, my life would've been nothing.

My Bro hears me from his room. He calls me a faggot.

I knew he was just jealous that Celestia never chose him. Never chose him to have a brilliant life.

I call him a cunt.

He slaps me and destroys all my merchandise. He forces me to bed.

I'm crying now and my face hurts. Never does he know i will just get all my merchandise back, He can't stop me.

I lay in Bed and it's cold. Really cold.

A Great sense of Warmth is nearing me, moving towards me, like the sun.

I feel something touch me.

It is Celestia.

I'm So happy.

She whispers to me, "This is my land"

She grabs me with her magic and puts me on my hands and knees.

I'm Ready.

I spread my ass cheeks for Celestia.

She penetrates my Butthole.

It hurts so much, but i do it for Celestia.

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.

I push against her force.

I want to please Celestia.

She neighs a mighty neigh as she fills my butt with her love.

My Bro walks in.

Celestia looks him straight in the eye and says "It's all pony now"

Celestia Leaves through my window.

Celestia is love. Celestia is life.

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I was 10 at the time.

I sat at home on the couch. it was 9:30am

My day has been terrible, I got into a fight with my brother over My little Pony.

My Bro and my father aren't home now, this is good.

I turn on the tv and start watching My little Pony Friendship is Magic.

I feel the show restore my life.

"Celestia is love, Celestia is life."

I watch all 4 seasons over again. Clocking at over 10 hours. But for Celestia, this is what i'd do.

My Sister walks in and catches me watching My Little Pony.

She calls me a dweeb.

She's just jealous that i am the chosen one. Maybe she should just go join my Bro.

I call her a nigger.

She punches me in the face.

We get into a all hell battle punching each other.

I rip her pants off.

I see a mark of a crystal heart. on her flank.

"No, it can't be."

She was Princess Cadance, this whole time.

Her Hands and feet turn into hooves and she grows a pair of wings and a horn.

She tackles me down to the ground and tries to fill my rectum up with Avocado.

It's not the same.

My Bro and my father come home and witness the event.

They call me a hore.

They attempt to remove me from Cadance.

I attempt to resist but there's no point.

Just than, Celestia teleports into the room.

"Yes, my true love"

Celestia shoots an onion Beam at my Bro and my Dad as they drop hold of me. They flame into ashes and drop.

She Charges up a spell and banishes Cadance into a Crystal Heart. There she would remain.

"You're problems are all pony now."

She charges up a spell and locks me onto my knees.

She fills my Rectum up with Onion, destroying the avocado in the process.

I feel relieved as the avocado is destroyed and replaced with onion.

"It's all pony now."

Celestia teleports away as my mum walks into the room.

"Celestia is love, Celestia is life"