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After the Beep....

As I started to fade, the messages rang in my ear….

Message #1;‘Hi, this is Angel, voice your complaints after the beep.’

Hey, you furry menace of fluff, it’s Trixie, haven’t heard from you in a while. Was wondering if you are still on board for the whole Mission Dom thing? If so, the group meets on Sunday, so see if you can escape your little Miss Stutter-shy there to meet up with us. Ok? See you then, trouble!

Message # 2 ;‘Hi, this is Angel, voice your complaints after the beep.’

Greetings Miss Angel, how fares our little minion? Well, I hope. Just calling in to check up on you…that being said, where are you? Sunday approaches very soon and the gang needs to know if you are on board. If you could call me back or at least one of us soon as possible at your earliest convenience, it would be much appreciated. My extension is 205.
Until we hear from you, this has been Chrysalis.

Message # 3 ;‘Hi, this is Angel, voice your complaints after the beep.’

Angel…its Discord. Where are you, cotton tail? I think I found your email on how to trigger Luna’s…dark side, heh, quite useful and successful. Nightmare Moon will soon be among our ranks, and then, we will truly be able to pull this off! Mission Dom owes you much gratitude; we are in your debt. See you Sunday!

Message #4; ‘Hi, this is Angel, voice your complaints after the beep.’

5 days! 5 days till the big day! Super excited, are you? OMG, email me! Because Tier wants pics of the big event when it happens, and I know your Fluttershy has one- a camera, I mean. Think you could nab it? Don’t worry, we will return it, but it’s not like she will be missing it after…hehehe… Heart ya! Oh, this was Tiara speaking.

Message 5; ‘Hi, this is Angel, voice your complaints after the beep.’
Tiara again; OMG, did I see you and your pony out today. Were you grooming her? Ew, never mind, don’t want to know, don’t care to know. Keeping up an act until the big day, I suppose, eh? Keep it up. Ciao, darling.

Message 6; ‘Hi, this is Angel, voice your complaints after the beep’

Hello?...Hello? Uh, this is Tierk, are you there? Blasted machines, don’t know how they work. Hope you get this, runt.
You were fabulous yesterday, I am pleased with ‘Cords choice in naming you Head Hoof, er, Paw in your case. I doubted you, yes, but yesterday, you proved your worth quite wonderfully. Glad to have you on board, and can’t wait to see what fabulous schemes you make up for the horribly wonderful ending of those rotten ponies.

The blinking stopped after that message, signifying the end of the voicemails. Gritting my teeth, I forced myself to hop across the room, my paws bloody as I hacked onto Fluttershy’s computer – mine, now I suppose. I was blocked by passwords, but I keyed in a guess all the same, getting it correct by keying in ‘Frienship’. Ha, so predictable…A few more key strokes and I was into my secret email. Huh, missed a bunch here too…
The black spots in front of my eyes made it hard to read, but I managed.

Fr; DiTia
To; AngelCarrot

Angel,

The package has been sent to your little secret burrow, and everything should be in there, but just in case, here is a list of things that need to be in that box;

Gas
Rope
Matches
Masks and cloaks (yours is embroidered ‘Bunny Devil’ hope you like it!! Up to you to deliver the others, by the way.)
Small dagger carrots – new edition in the Royal Guard that Nighmare Moon managed to swipe ‘fer ya, hope you put them to use.
Gloves

That should be it, if anything is missing, email or call me!
Love,

Diamond Tiara

Fr; Queen4Life
To; AngelCarrot

Angel,

What is fire, and why does it burn??

I can NOT get the image of that wonderful, glorious fire out of my mind! It sends shivers down my spine just to remember the sight of it, how the whole farm went up in flames like THAT! And the screams…the screams! Never smelled burning flesh before, and I probably would have been more disgusted if I wasn’t distracted by the sight of the damn Applejack running around set completely on fire. That was a sight to behold, and so thrilled we got that on camera! Wonder if the news print would take it from us as an ominous for the press? I mean, those lame pics in the news showing the after math of the mess does the scene no justice, truly.

I suppose it is all you’re doing though, with your nightly doses of gas around the area…Well done, my fine furry friend, well done!
One down, 5 to go, eh? Sparkle is next, don’t forget the rope!
~Chrysalis

Fr; BullBadass
To; AngelCarrot

Who knew ponies could make that noise. It was a mix between a squeal-squeak-choking noise if you ask me. Not quite sure, but all in know is it was wonderful!

Once again, your skills won us out – I think they should make lassoing flying ponies a sport! ‘Dash didn’t even see it coming, did she? And lashing down her wings like that – brilliant! For one so small, you do have quite a bit of strength in you. And darkness! You have quite the side of you that you didn’t show much in those meetings, it was a joy to see you finally hop out of your shell. Really, I wish Chrys would have captured the look on your face when that azure pony hung; your smirk, rabbit, your smirk.

Cold satisfaction is a great feeling, isn’t it?

Tata, little minion, 2 down, 4 to go!!
-Tirek

Fr; NightMoonMare
To; AngelCarrot
I’d just like to inform you how luxurious and lovely it is here, having the castle all to myself.

I have never felt so alive. Oh how my heart pounded when I slipped that poison into her cup! And she didn’t suspect a thing! I was dreadfully nervous; what if I didn’t get it past the sun -shine Celestia or her royal guards? But, two ponies with one stone, we did it! I didn’t expect Celestia to join Miss Sparkle for tea, but yet fate had it happen, didn’t it?

Oh, it is wonderful to stretch my wings and rule as I have always wanted! No more hot blazing sun to block out my glorious moon…this really, dear is too much for me, the gratitude I feel towards you is immense. To think of one little rabbit capable of making such a high skilled poison that even the test cooks couldn’t detect! You are talented, my little rodent, very talented. (Yes, I know, rabbits aren’t technically rodents, but the name suits you.)

Come visit sometime!

~Nightmare Moon
P.S; 3 Down, 3 to go!

Fr; Trx4Kids
To; AngelCarrot

~~Princess Celstia~~
~~Twilight Sparkle~~
~~Apple Jack~~
~~Rainbow Dash~~
~~Pinkie Pie~~
Fluttershy
Rarity

Who thought a pony who defies all law of physics with overabundance of exuberance that is reflected in a high squeaky voice couldn’t swim. Death by drowning….You think of it all, bunny, you truly do. Well done. See you Sunday, when it is all said and done.
~Trixie

Fr; BullBadass
To; AngelCarrot

Angel,

So glad her vanity gets in the way. Still, death by sewing needles? You ARE really one demented little rabbit….
May Rarity’s kind be rare indeed….

-Tierk

I was about to click on the next message, when out of the corner of my eye, there was a blinking. Turning my gaze, I saw the phone light blinking, signaling within just a few minutes, I had missed a call.
Several calls, in fact….