A bad fan fiction

After what seemed like years I felt myself slipping back into consignees. my body found itself lying on a hard substance, the ground. What a nice way to wake up from what seemed like a pony napping! I could deduct that I was somewhere near the Everfree forest because of the wet grass tickling my cheeks.

Just the day before the incident there was a violent storm in the forest. Because of the mysterious ways of the Everfree none of the Pegasi in Ponyville could fight it from spreading. Thankfully it didn't get that far. sorry, I got a little off topic there!

Anyway, my ears started to work way before my eyes did so I was able to listen in on the conversation of two very familiar voices. They weren't too far away and seemed to be talking about myself.

"Oh, I'm so excited!" squealed a bubbly voice, "we already have our new Twilight!"

"Yeah, I'm happy as well..." said a voice that was a lot quitter and calm, "I just hope that we don't get too popular... I wonder what would happen if we got two Twilights!"

My eyes were starting to work and I opened them slightly only to be greeted by two bright blue eyes staring back at me! It felt as if my life was flashing before my eyes, though I was not in any danger, at least not yet. I hastily got up and stepped far away from the strange pony only to immediately notice that is actually Pinkie Pie. my zany, joyful and lovable friend.

I sighed with relief and put a hoof to my heart, "Pinkie, you scared me! Why am I here, what's going on?" Fluttershy, who was standing behind the pink party pony, rolled her eyes at my various questions.

"I forgot about this part..." Pinkie's hair flick lowered a bit and she glanced over to the pegasus, "do you mind taking this one? I mean I always do this and explaining it is the boring part..."

She gradually steped past Pinkie Pie and wrapped her leg around my neck and asked smoothly, "Twilight, can I ask something of you?" While she was leading me into the forest, I cought myself sweating a bit. I'm not exactly sure why I was at that point. Perhaps I was starting to get suspicious- too many unanswered questions for my taste.

I agreed with a nod. It was Fluttershy, how could I refuse? She was one of my best friends and the element of kindness. "Of course!"

"When we get to our destination, I want you to promise you won't scream shreak or panic. That would really just irritate me and I don't feel shutting your mouth force fully."

My eyes slowly shifted towards her and I saw that that she was completely serious. She can't be... She wouldn't... *What the buck is going on?!*** At that point, I was truly scared and I have faced Nightmare Moon, Discord and even bleeding Tierk but the pony who is scaring my is Fluttershy!

Despite my better judgement, I went along with this. Pinkie Pie bounced jubilantly behind us as we neared our destination. It seemed to be a normal bunch of bushes that you would see all over the Everfree, at least that was until Fluttershy pushed past some of the middel branches to reveal a small staircase leading underground. Carefully, she began to trot down the staircase only to be immediately followed by Pinkie.

I was left at the top of the stairs, staring into oblivion. I pondered my choices attentively while I looked left then right. Should I make a break for it? I woundered, there could be timber wolves down there, or even worse! But if Fluttershy can go down there with courage then why can't I?

I took a deep breath and put my front hoof on the first stair and continued to climb until I got to the bottom. Instead of finding a rabid pack of timber wolves feeding on the dead carcasses of my friends I found a quite quaint  room with a fine carpet and wood interior.

"Did Rarity help you with this?" I questioned politely.

A sudden panic shot into Pinkie's eyes and she lept from her seat and hid under the table that was placed in the middel of the room. "Rarity?! Where is she?! Follow up question, where are the nives?!"

Fluttershy tilted her head to see the pony in a better view and gave her a cold stare as if to say, "shut up." I helped Pinkie up from under the table and the pegasus placed her back on the sofa she was sitting on before, inviting me to do the same. I seated myself next to Pinkie as Fluttershy went into the next room to get what seemed like projector. She started to set it up and I could tell it would take a while.

I layed my head back on the top of the sofa, trying to figure out what was going on. I did not trust this situation what so ever and Pinkie's sudden breakdown was not helping. Why was she so scared when I mentioned Rarity? Why did Fluttershy ask me not to panic? And why were we in the Everfree forest?! Surely there could have been a better meeting place for this thing! One nicer and closer to my castel! My inner Canterlot pony was coming out deren all of this and I did not like it.

My head soon pressed against the wall and I noticed that this was also made of wood. "Is this mahogany?"

Pinkie nodded and smiled, "yeah! You sure do know your wood Twilight!"

While continuing to work, Fluttershy said, "you guys do know that sounds unbelievably wrong, right?"

The pink pony nodded once more only more vigorously this time, "yep, and I'm completely fine with that!" She stroked the wall and began to dribble, "mahaagoonnny...."

Turning away from the disturbing sight I directed my sights upon the pegasus. "Fluttershy, are you alright? I mean, you have been acting a bit... Mean today."

Glancing at me for a second, she replied, "well that's what happens when you're dragged into this crazy world without any warning..." I couldn't figure out the last bit because it was mostly just mumbles and grunts- though the first part was not much diffrent. She stood up and shook her head and walked over to the table where the remote was. She turned on the projector and it displayed two circles: one blue and one red.

She pointed to the blue one, "me and Pinkie call this universe Cannon. It is where me, you and everypony else comes from." She turned to me to see if I undertood so I gave her a slight nod to let her know I did. She then pointed to the red one, "this universe is called Fiction beacause it is a alternate universe to Cannon. We are all in Fiction at this point in time."

"You know about about alternate universes, don't you Twilight?" Inturuted Pinkie, "you read books all the time!"

"Actually I'm more into adventure and nonfiction..." I replied, embarrassed.

"As I was saying," continued Fluttershy, "we believe that all of were transported from Cannon to Fiction by some mysterious force beyond our power. The force has made it that we have to relive the same story over and over again until it decides we have to stop." A wicked smile spread across her face, "do you know what happens at the end of the story." I shrugged.

"You die."