Not the Average Love Story

by IfImRussianthanSoviet

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random
Length: 1899

Just a totaly normal and beautiful love story *NOT*

While our amazing protagonist falls in love with Twilight Sparkle many, unexpected things happen.
*note very little effort was put into writing this story and is by no means serious, its just a joke I am making for some contest on a social media sight I use, hope you enjoy*

(Read it 'till the end)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-07 20:29:17 UTC

Chapter 1

This wasn't a normal day for me. I was being transferred to a new school mid year. While mid year transfers are not unheard of for the school I was being sent to, it definitely was. I was being sent to the best school in all of Canterlot, no, Equestria. That's because it's run by Princess Celestia her self.

Now the reason it's so rare for a transfer here is that every pony in this school entered when they were 5 or 6 years old by passing a difficult entrance exam, not being put in by personal recommendation of the Princess her self when you are 14. I don't even want to go to this school, while I was in public some thing well amazing happened, I don't remember much of it but apparently Celestia had witnessed it and said I have a very rare magic potential and she doesn't want it to go to waste or evil. I didn't think much of what she had told me until I got a letter in the mail saying I have been accepted into her class if I wanted to go. I didn't truly want to but my parents are making me go.

I walked into the class on my first day and looked at the other ponies, they all looked back at me and one rather large stallion told me

"Get lost you shouldn't even be at this school, it's for unicorns."

I should have known something like this would happen, I'm not a unicorn, I'm a Pegasus who can apparently use magic. When I tried to tell them I was in the class they started to laugh at me, all accept for a purple mare sitting in the front of class reading a book. The laughing kids kept telling me to get lost and would push me when I tried to enter the class room. Finally Princess Celestia showed up and told them to stop and sit down. She then walked to the front of the class and said.

"Hello class, I am sure you have noticed we have a new student."

She then looked at me and asked for me to come up to the front of the class and introduce my self.

I walked up to the front of the class and said

" Hi my name's Star Runner."

One of the ponies in the back of the room called out

"How can he be in this class if he can't use magic!"

Princess Celestia looked at the boy and began to say

"Star here has a very rare ability that allows Non Pegisi or Alicorns to use magic, only about 25 have ponies ever been reported to have this ability."

"Does any one know why this ability is so special and important other than that it is very rare." Princess Celestia asked

The purple mare raised her hoof.

"Yes Twilight." Celestia said

"The magic of these ponies can be extremely powerful and can reach levels equal to or even greater than Alicorn magic." Said Twilight

"That this correct." responded Celestia.

Another pony from the back of the room called out

"So what, can he actually do any magic?!"

Celestia turned to me and said

"Can you show them what you did for me please."

I begin to concentrate deeply and try to let all my energy rush to my head, as I do this a black aurora glows around me. I can see desks begin to move and lights begin to flicker. Then I feel my entire body get taken over I here a loud scream come from my mouth and books begin to fly of desks and wind starts to pick up. I can see my whole class fearing for their life with strange things happening only associated with illegal practices such as black magic frighten the ponies in the room, except for Twilight who is watching with awe. I begin to feel funny and can hear very little, Then every thing goes dark.

Chapter 3

Once I got to Twilight's house I learned she truly had A TON of books, we read them together and practiced the magic from it. I stayed there until midnight until I was made by her parents to leave. During class Twilight and I became good friends, and in fact we were each others only friends as every one else made fun of us for beings nerds.

Soon going to Twilight's house became a regular occurrence and along with Celestia's tutoring after class every day I began to use my magic stably and it turned out I was a very good magician and y the middle of the year I was second in class, behind Twilight of course. Every one mad fun of it of course but it didn't matter, we were such good friends we would just laugh it off together and I never really felt alone, until my birthday of course.

Chapter 5

Since that night every thing had gotten better for me, every day was filled with laughter and sunshine. As if we were in our own little world. The day after the party we came into class holding hands which made the other students laugh and call us names but we didn't care, we were all we needed for each other. When Celestia saw us all she did was smile and nod, we both knew she was happy for us.

Our perfect days went on for months until the school year was almost over, then one day one boy in particular was being very mean to Twilight, when I confronted him about it he simply told me

"You wanna go brah."

I did want to go, I sent the first punch and hit him right in the jaw, then the fight was on, it only lasted a few minutes but to put a long story short, I got my ass whooped.

I went home covered in bruises even though I had only gotten in one little fight, I told my mom I had gotten in a fight. She looked at me and my bruises and said

"YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL AIR!"

Chapter 2

I awoke in the school infirmary, the lights were off. I was informed that I had knocked out power to the city and that school had ended a few hours ago. The nurse gave me permission to leave the school and go home. as I walked down the hall I saw Celestia waiting for me she then told me

"Because of how unstable your magic is I am going to ask you to refrain from using magic in class on a large scale, I would also like for you to stay an hour after class each day so that I can help you control your magic, okay."

I nodded in agreement

"You do understand why this is so important right?" Celestia asked

"Yes." I responded

"Good." replied Celestia as she walked away.

I walked down the long school hall and out the door, with in seconds a purple unicorn poped out and eagerly asked

"How did you do that!?"

"I don't really know how I did that but I don't want to do it again." I responded

Then the unicorn in a very excited manner said " You should come over to my house I have A TTTOOOONNN of books on magic and I could help you with your magic so you don't kill every pony and you could also show me how to do really cool things like that.

By the time she had finished that sentence she was out of breath.

"Do you want me to come to your house noooooowww???"  I asked

She replied "Yes you should, follow me!" as she began to gallop as fast as she could toward her house.

I flew over to her and said " But I barely know you."

She replied " My names Twilight sparkle, nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you too I said."

Chapter 4

It was my birthday, i didn't want any one to know about it because I didn't really want it to happen, having a party with the only people there being my parents and relatives. Even though I didn't want any one to know Celestia always told the class when it was some ones birthday and would have the whole class sing to them. I knew that her saying it was my birthday was a horrible idea because during the song I heard a few ponies behind me sing "Happy birth day dear douche bag." Instead of "Happy birthday dear Star." The rest of the school day sucked as the other ponies picked on me much more than usual and it got to the point were I couldn't ignore it anymore. So I just waited until school was over ignoring every thing that went on around me, which wasn't very normal for me as i usually participated in class.

Once school finally ended Celestia told me that I could go home early since it was my birthday. When I got home I wasn't expecting much, just my parents and cousins eating cake and watching some sort of movie.

I was correct, that's all we did no surprises for me except for one thing, right after dinner was over I heard a knock on the door I went to go see who it could be, it was Twilight.

I asked "Twilight, how did you know I lived here?"

"Simple, I asked Celestia." she responded.

I then realized she had never been to my house before.

I asked her "Would you like to see my house."

She said "Yes."

I introduced her to my family and showed her around the house and once we got into my room she said

"Oh I just forgot, happy birth day."

she then pulled out a deck of cards wrapped in a ribbon from a nerdy card game I enjoy and handed then to me

I responded with a simple thank you and then Twilight turned to me and asked

"Can I tell you some thing?"

"Twilight you're my best friend, you can tell me any thing."

I responded

"I love you." Twilight said

I was then was filled with an indescribable feeling but I realized, I loved her too, she was always there for me and she was the most important person in my life and, I love her.

I saw a tear run down Twilight's face as she said

"I'm sorry if it's so sudden but, I do love you."

I then blurted out "I love you too Twilight, I really do."

Then In a moment of silence I looked into her big beautiful purple eyes and drew close to them, I then proceeded to close my eyes and lock my lips with Twilight's, It was the first time I've ever kissed any pony and it felt so good and I felt a warmth in my heart like I was actually loved by some one. I opened my eyes and pulled away my lips. Twilight then said

"That was my first time kissing any pony."

I responded "Same with me."

We then went back stairs and watched a movie with Twilight cuddling against me the whole time and me holding her hand.

It was the greatest night ever.