Derpy Moon Info.

This is the real story about Derpy.

The story begins with derpy in her own home baking muffins.Right now Dinky is at school nothing special and Dr. is off who knows where.  Ding! Finally the muffins are done! Creek... "Mom I'm home!  Dinky your home! Yep, and I smell muffins! Oh no Dinky plus muffins means hyper overload! Run! The house is going yo be destroyed. " What!",Dinky exclaimed.  "Mom you promised you wouldn't make the house explode AGAIN!"  Derpy grabbed Dinky and shielded her with her wings.  After the explosion she was covered in blood,she suddenly tensed with fear and alarm.  Derpy tried her best to hide her shredded wings.  Princess Twilight Sparkle came galloping to her.  Twilight was now the princess of friendship and has five very special friends.  Suddenly, hatred and ambitions came to mind.  To Derpy, Twilight was a fool to welcome her with open wings.

Luckily, Derpy was not severely injured and stumbled to her hooves.  She tried not to gaze upon Twilight with despair but even she wanted to, she couldn't.  You see, Derpy had a mental condition: she couldn't see correctly, couldn't walk or fly with accuracy and had a strange 'accent' if you will.  On her hooves again, she ran! Although Dinky was calling after her, all voices were blocked.  The explosion still rang in her ears.  She felt as if she wasn't even moving.  Derpy, now calmed down had her first moment in years to think about what has become.  She wasn't pleased.  As a black horn sprang through her fore-head, she was able to heal herself.  "ugh, how long do I have to wait!  I mean, I have a husband, a daughter, Twilight is a princess and all I've just been sitting around doing nothing!? I'm raising a child I was supposed to kill!  I SHOULD HAVE CELESTIA AND LUNA'S HEAD ON A SPIT BY NOW!  OK, CALM DOWN,CALM DOWN, Calm down, calm down.'