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Chapter 3: Meet Pinkie, the friendly pyscho
Previous ChapterNext ChapterPinkie Pie giggled. "Nice one Journalist guy." She said as she held her flamethrower behind her like some sort of innocent toy.
Frank raised an eyebrow at the name she had given him. "My name isn't Journalist guy..." He then raised his hand, expecting the pink girl to accept his hand shake. "The name's Frank, Frank We-ugh!" He was cut off as Pinkie wrapped him in a hug, squeezing the life out of him.
"Well nice to meet you Frankie!" She exclaimed as she kept hugging him. "I hope you manage to stay with us and not have to burn you to a black and smoking crisp, I mean, what kind of friend is a black and smoking crisp? I'd rather have the normal not bitey you as a new friend!" She continued talking as she kept hugging him.
Frank had a confused expression on his face as he looked at the girl hugging him. 'Geez, she hugs tighter then any other nut job I faced in that mall!' He thought.
Looking slightly down under his sunglasses, he spotted something else that was crushing him. 'And it doesn't help that her chest is helping her suffocate me!' He thought as the metaphorical zoomed out of his face, revealing that Pinkie's breasts were covering half his face.
Everyone looked in confusion, only to smile, Pinkie's good mood was just as infectious as the zombie virus all around them.
"Well, glad to see you are still alive Pinkie, but I have to ask... where did you get the fire proof suit and flamethrower?" Asked Spike as he removed his pot helmet, letting his green hair spike back up to it's normal state and walking closer to the pink mare and photojournalist currently suffocating from said pink mare.
Pinkie blinked as she turned her head to look at the dragon, smiling and letting go of Frank, which caused him to reel back to breath, only to have done it a bit too hard and fall backwards with a thud and an "Oof!"
"Well Spikey, I always had this for an emergency smore related emergency!" she exclaimed as she raised her flamethrower and then place it on her back with a strap. "And the suit... well, it was just lying around." She added as she grabbed some of the fire proof latex that clinged to her bosy and stretch it back, letting go and making a small whip like sound, her body jittering for a second.
With a blush on her face, she looked up smiling. "Hehehe..." she giggled rather strangely, her tongue slightly showing out of the side of her mouth.
The dragon looking at her raised his eyebrow. "Okay..." Was all he said as he looked down at the photojournalist on the ground.
Walking up to his head, he looked down at him. "Yo Frank... you alright?" He asked as Rainbow walked over and looked down at him too, Twilight joining as well, and not wanting to be left out, Pinkie did too.
Frank groaned as he opened his eyes and the start getting up. "Yeah... I'm alright.." He said as he was now completely up. Out of pure instinct, he grabbed his back, expecting a strong pain.
But much to his surprise, he felt nothing.
"That's right... I'm not old anymore.." He said as he started smiling as well as checking his camera for any scratches. "All right, now that we've been introduced, let's go to this town hall you talked about."
Frank started walking forward, until he heard Pinkie yell behind him.
"Wait!" She said, getting everyone's attention. "Where's Fluttershy?!" She asked, sounding worried.
Rainbow Dash frowned. "I haven't seen her anywhere, when I went to her cottage, it was completely empty, I tried looking for her, but the undead jerks in the sky were getting to bitey up there!" She said as she pointed at the sky, a few undead pagasi flying above them, a gut falling out of one of them and landing next to them with a splat like flop.
Rarity held a hand over her mouth as her cheeks turned slightly green.
Frank West sighed. "Off course, get out of a safehouse and the first thing I need to do is find a survivor..." He whispered to himself.
Pinkie nodded her head, a determined look on her face. "Right, first things first, we find Fluttershy, not only cause she's our friend, but because Franky here needs to level up so he doesn't die as easily! He hasn't even saved his game yet!" She yelled as she placed her mask back on and start running to a group of zombies. "I ain't no Heather, I don't need no shower!" She yelled as she tackled an undead and started ripping it's head off and quickly get up to kick it like a football.
To which she then proceeded to yell to the sky.
Everyone looked extremely confused and even a little scared at Pinkie Pie, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle even shook a little.
Frank just started taking pictures. "This is going to be fun..." Was all he said as he started walking forward, still taking those pictures of course.
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