It was just a normal day in Ponyville for Twilight Sparkle, (well, there was a huge stampede of fans trying to break down the castle door, but that was considered normal nowadays.) but she felt this hunger. It was a burning, carnal hunger, shown clearly in her eyes. She had felt like this ever since Big Macintosh had come over. Now that all the ice cream was gone, Twilight felt hunger like she had never before. "So... Hungry..." She moaned. She turned to the window, only to see something that made her squeal in delight.
A van full of ice cream.
The only question now was how to get outside. Should she sneak put the back? No, fans were there as well. The window? Nope, fans looking in at her from there. Bedroom window? "Goddammit, those bucking pegasi!" Twilight grumbled unhappily at seeing Pegasi banging on the window. The van was almost out of sight, so she did the unthinkable.
The unbelieveable.
The incredible.
She teleported into it, yelling "Buck the police, imma break and enter! Or maybe just enter." She added as an afterthought. "Well, let's see how I can get it from the ice cream man. Demand it? Nah. Maybe I should say... What is it that highway men say? Oh, whatever." She grumbled, taking her gun out. "Give me your ice cream! I have a gun!" Twilight called out.
The ice cream man was terrified. "Take the van!" He cried. "P-Please, just don't hurt me!"
"That's right." Twilight said smugly. "Get out of my van, um, whatever your name is."
The second he was out, Twilight turned to the tubs of ice cream. It was freezing in there, seeing as it was a giant freezer for the ice cream, but she didn't mind. She had ice cream! She opened the first tub of the food from heaven, only to see a calculator.
It was staring at her, so sexy, just asking Twilight to take its virginity. But Twilight ignored it for now. She scooped the god like food into her mouth, moaning in bliss. "Ohhhhhh..." She said. The calculator was staring at her, and Twilight realised that it was covered in ice cream. "Mmmm..." She licked it, and heard the calculator moan. Words began to appear on it. "Oh, yeah, keep doing that, fuck toy." Twilight suddenly had a brilliant idea. She rubbed the calculator up and down her sex organ. Then she pushed the top corner of it into her supple, sweaty vagina. They moaned in unison. Twilight slumped against the wall, pushing more and more of her brilliant sex partner into her. Fans were banging on the door of the van, pushing each other out of the way to get a better view of their princess having sex with the clever mathematician. Ponies were getting very horny outside. Stallions were stroking their stallionhoods, mares were rubbing their nubs, children were pissing on each other and some ponies were getting raped. It was the biggest public orgy anypony had ever seen, and Twilight had started it singlehoofedly.
Rarity was servicing seven stallions at once. Fluttershy was being raped by Iron Will. She cried out for help, but only got jeers in response. Rainbow Dash was having a threesome with Soarin' and Spitfire. Applejack was also having a threesome with the Flim Flam Brothers. Pinkie Pie was going rough with Cheese Sandwich.
Twilight was shaking in ecstasy, screaming and moaning. The calculator was halfway inside of her now. The calculator was also screaming, but it was more like a buzzing noise. It was also vibrating, trying to give Twilight the best sexual experience possible. Someone burst right through the van door. It was Prince Blueblood. He had come to bring Twilight outside so they could immobilise her, and put her in the stocks. Then ponies could rape her. But instead he watched, feeling his stallionhood harden. Jacking off didn't help his erection much, so he decided to anally rape Twilight. Twilight lay sprawled helplessly on the ground, moaning and shaking as she was penetrated two ways. Fluttershy was still whimpering after being raped, but helped push the calculator into Twilight. r head as ejaculate sprayed out of her pussy. The calculator came as well. At the sight of the two coming, Prince Blueblood came as well. Suddenly, two guards burst in. They looked very anxious.
"The Princess has gone mad!" One yelled in panic.
"Who cares? Maybe she she can suck our dicks?" The other one said.
"No, we have to hoofcuff her and put her in the stocks!"
"Yeah, then she can suck our dicks!"
They dragged her outside, and many ponies spat on her. Somepony shat in her mouth. The guards stabilised her in the stocks. Twilight was now a fuck toy for anypony to have a go at. She had gone from a princess to a whore in one day. And all she had wanted was some ice cream.
The crowd immediately parted as Princess Celestia and Princess Luna glared at Twilight.
"You better have a good explanation for this!" Princess Luna bellowed in the Royal Canterlot voice.
"I am very ashamed of you Twilight Sparkle." Princess Celestia spat on her. Twilight hung her head in shame.
"Why did you do it?"
"It- Calc- The- It was an evil calculator, Celestia! Luna!" Twilight cried. Princess Luna glowered in rage.
"You shall address us as Princess Luna and Princess Celestia, peasant! A common whore should not address royalty with such informality! And lying is punishable by death! A calculator indeed!" She snorted.
Twilight's eyes widened as she realised what the two sisters were implying. "But- But- You can't strip me of my title! You- I- I just became a princess! Please, don't do this. Please..."
"No! I never thought my own student would do such a thing. I guess I thought wrong. But as for your friends..." Celestia turned her angry gaze to the cum- soaked mares. "They all did it out of their free will. Except Fluttershy, but she did push a calculator inside of you. They will all spend the rest of their lives in the Canterlot Dungeons, serving as sexual slaves to the guards." Her horn glowed, and the former Element bearers disappeared to serve their sentence as whores.
"Everypony, this is what happens when we fall prey to the dark whisperings of Sombra. Be sure to resist them next time, lest this happens again." Princess Luna spoke. "Make sure nothing similar to this happens again, for Ponyville will be ruined. Now, we must go." And the two sisters fled the small village.
Author's Note
Right. So, basically I wrote this when I was drunk. My friend fixed up the grammar and gave it back to me. Moral of this story? Don't get drunk. Oh yeah, make sure to dislike the story. Oh god. Anyway, if lots of people hate it, I might make a chapter of the aftermath. Gah, can't believe I published this, but my friends forced me to.
Cheerio. Blergh.
