wait wtf chapter 1 rewrittin
So this is a story about how we got to this strange planet with talking horses.....er.....ponies whatever.
It all started when we were sent for a rescue mission to save some of our fellow team mates.
Until it happened, we were hit by an meteor and blacked out.We then found are selves in a forest.But be four that let me introduce the other 3 and myself and well they are............pretty much apart of me so let's get started shall we.
So Red he is the red colored spartan with a black visore usually tries to always be a badass but he is not and he is sometimes a douche. Also we got power like red could erase memory from people and knock them out like that and read there minds.
Blue his armour is baby blue color and his visor is cyan, he likesto read and is smart tho he still has his weaknesses. Blue can figure out somebody's weakness by just looking at thembut knot everyone.
Gold his armour color is gold and his visor is is white. He is random as hell and who knows what's going on in his head but he is still good. Also he is so random he almost like, appears were ever here wants like MAGIC. Also he can confuse somebody by looking at them.
Last but not least is me spartan 30-07 I don't say my name that's classified. My armour colors are lime and my visor is green. I am loyal, nice, intellegent,strong,.and could sometimes be a douch. Also when I look at someone i can make them live there worst fears but the i need to dispell it.
My past is something.....I use to be a normal child until the flood came.It was a horrific moment. Everyone was running for there lifes.
Even my family got stuck in the tragedyPeople were turning into the flood,tentacles and green skin was erupting from them. As they ran at others and infected them.
I made my escape by accedently climbing in a car for safety as soon as I did a person drove off.From there I saw as the world died slowly but there was still hope and I soon joined the UNSC.
---- A few years later ----
"Gold shut up we dont want to here about your fake my little pony stuff!" "I promise its real..cause I BELIEVE. Besides its a fun show you guys only watched a bit of the show." "YOU FORCED USE TOWATCH ALL OF IT dumass." "Ok fine... bitch."
Its been a couple of years after the insedent and we finally defeated the flood.
But there was still the covinent and a new aline race that had weapons that shot out consintrated beams of light, but enough of that for now.
Any way we were in a rescue mission and trying to deliver some.. human like creatures we aren't to sure but we kept going but beach time one of use slept we had nightmares that at the end of each one we heard something say ......GO.....TO.....SLEEP. them the dream ended and we woke up.
Its really wierd and we herd romers about the prisoners and they said there monsters. But anyway we once were driving through a asteroid belt until we all herd "You have met a terrible fate". Then black.
We then woke up on a anonymous planet and we found each other then we went to the crash site. But then we found the prison cells broken. Slashed. Burned.
We panicked a bit but then stopped. "We should go and find the.... things." Gold said "but we must be care full if we find any aliens just hid and don't be seen."
"Got it" We all said at the same time.
We then adventured for a couple of hours until we reached a village..but this village was oddly fimiliar. "Holy shit, guys were in....(dramatic pause)... PONYVILLE!" "Yea we can see that but umm why do they have barricades?" "Well we should just stay somewhere hidden and see what happens." "Ok".
We all hid on bushes cause tree branches kept snapping. We hid for like an hour until we saw a army of changealings then both armies were attacking eachother.
Its was so gory for a child's show too glory and the changealings were also winning. So that meant no more MY LITTLE PONY (sad face) so that's when we started to attack.
We were surprised cause they were going down like flyies then soon they retreated. As soon that happend the ponies were searching for the secret attacker that's when we left.
We soon found a settling spot we began to settle then Red announced. "Well that was a loud of shit. I was expecting them to put up more of a fight."
After a few more minutes we all went to sleep.
Again I was in my dream it was different tho I didn't here the go to sleep shit instead I see one of the princesses screaming in horor while I see a dark figure doing something. Then the figure looks at me. GO. TO. SLEEP!!!!
I soon wake up and see the others wake up at the same time.
We just stare at eachother.
"Did you guys have the dream about the figure?" "Yup"
After that we didn't speak until we reached the village. When we reached it we camouflaged and went to the library. We then knocked until the door opened and a small purple dragon,Spike came out after and said "Hello any one here?" "Can we go in?" "Sure but... um where are tho?" "First we must go in then we talk ok?" "Fine."
We went inside and first thing we hear is "Spike who was it?" "It was this camouflaged ponies they are in hear right now look." I then say "Ok now this might be weird and all but, We know who you are but you don't know who we are and I am sure you don't know anything about us. Ok don't freak out ok, ok."
Then we soon deactivate our camouflage and firsting we heard is. A scream then they run upstairs and lock themselves in a room. A short time later we see a green fire with something in it that rapedly shots out the window. "Oh shit there calling reinforcements!" "Well then were just going to have to have a little chat tho just get ready if they try anything funny."
A couple of hours later
We then hear at the door. "Open the door and we won't use lethal forces!" Then Blue says. "Doors open come right in."
As soon as they come running through they stop and stare in fear. "Well hello there, so we came here to talk not fi-" I get cut of by a voice saying. "You shall come with us or we shall have to use lethal forc-" they soon get cut of by seeing us.
It was both princess celestial and Luna.
"We just came here to tal-" we soon get cut off by a beam hitting Red. "Ow you faggot, dare shot me again and I'll kill one of you!"
"What has thou come to talk about?"
"Well we came to see if you ponies had a spaceship or something for we could get out of here. You see we crashed on this planet on accident." "No we don't have what you call a spaceship but you must come with us cause.you are being arrested and if you don't come with us we shall use lethal forces.
"No, we aren't coming with you we just came to talk."
"As you wish." We were soon surrounded by a gold orb. "Come with us or you shall be disintegrated!"
"No" "As you wish don't say we didn't warn you."
We were soon engolfed by flames.
