A Completely Normal Day

by Daedric Lord

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy
Length: 1070

Twilight makes a spell to use on her friends to help bond. This spell turns out to be a spell that gives them all giant dicks and fuck each other silly.

Being the Princess of Friendship, Twilight looks for ways to bond with her friends. Deciding that she should just make a spell. This is the outcome. I'd say it worked out well. Spike would beg to differ though. No one really cares about what Spike has to say.

I got bored and wrote giant pony dick porn.
(Warning! Lots of futa and shitty writing)
Picture isn't mine, its Joakaha on deviantart. If he has a problem with it on here then I'll take it down.
No regrets.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-01 03:40:01 UTC

The Only Chapter

It was a bright sunny day. The birds were chirping, foals frolicking about in the streets of Ponyville. All of this ignored by the newly crowned Princess of Friendship. Twilight was slaving away in her laboratory, working on a new spell to help bond Twilight and her friends.

"Yes! It's finished!" Twilight yelled out to nobody particularity. With her spell finished Twilight wrote five notes, each detailing for her friends to come to the castle immediately. With a flash of light from her horn, Twilight sent the letters. Walking to the front hall of the castle for her friends, as she expected them any minute now. Ah yes, there they were.

"Twi! Whats so important?" asked Applejack

"Follow me to my chambers, I'll explain on the way." replied Twilight. As they began their walk, Twilight explained the current situation. Not without many interruptions from a certain rash pegasus.

"Whats wrong? Has Discord gone evil again? Is Chrysalis attacking? Did Sombra return?" questioned Rainbow Dash

"None of that. I've created a new spell to help us all bond together and become closer friends." Twilight said.

"Whats the point of that? We've saved the world four times now. What else could make us better friends? If you dont mind me asking." asked Fluttershy

"You'll see." after about ten minutes of walking. They arrived to Twilight's chambers. Opening the doors, Twilight beckoned for them to enter.

"So, what spell have you conjured up darling?" asked Rarity

"I've made a spell to help us all become closer friends, its hard to explain. It'll all become crystal clear after I cast it. Keep in mind that this took a very long time to make, so its not perfect."

"Yay! This is going to be fun!" Exclaimed Pinkie. Closing her eyes, Twilight took a deep breath and began to cast the spell on them. Once it was complete, she opened her eyes to examine her work.

"What'd you do?" asked Rainbow

"Look underneath you." Twilight simply stated. Following her instructions, the five mares looked down and sure enough, they all had massive horse wangs.

"YOU GAVE US DICKS?!?" screamed Rainbow.

"Yes, so we could bond. Twilight replied

"How would that make us bond?" Pinkie asked, even though she already knew the answer. She did help write this story.

"So we could all have hot steamy lesbian futa pony sex of course!" exclaimed Twilight, as if the answer was obvious. Which it was, nothing was better than friends with benefits.

"Sounds perfectly logical to me." said all the girls. Locking and soundproofing the room, They began their hot steamy lesbian cock pony sex. I'll relay one pairing at a time so it makes sense to you, you freak. Rainbow Dash looked at Fluttershy with such large bedroom eyes that is looked stupid. As she mounted Flutter shy, Rainbow said

"I'm gonna make you cum in ten seconds flat." and with that, she rammed her heat-seeking moisture missile into Flutters tender butt hole. Moaning out in extreme pain and pleasure, Fluttershy began panting from the massive fuck stick penetrating her ass. As promised, within seconds Flutters was cumming buckets of cum from her flesh tower. Ignoring the large amount of seed on the floor, Rainbow Dash continued her relentless assault on her best friends pooper. Seconds later, she came, waterfalls of cum leaked out of Flutters glory hole.

Deciding that she deserved a reward for being a good little cum slut. Rainbow Dash grabbed Flutters large schlong, and began suck it. Somehow taking in all of the massive fun stick, Rainbow bobbed up and down on Shy's dick. Due to Flutters small amount of endurance, she came within seconds of Rainbow sucking her cock. Just looking at Dash swallow every bit of her cum was enough to make her cum again. Flutters the passed out from cumming three constitutive times. Leaving Dash wanting more, but having the wait her turn.

Rarity walked over to her alicorn friend, and flipped her over onto the bed. With fevered haste, she rammed her Jimmy John Johnson into Twilight's tush. While being humped by her friend, Twilight lolled her tongue out in extreme pleasure. She felt no pain as she used large butt plugs on a daily basis recently due to having to run a afternoon court. While Rarity was plunging deep into Twilight's buttocks, Rainbow Dash sneaked up behind and proceeded to ram into Rarity's prissy little hole. Squealing in surprise, she turned around to yell at Dash, but was soon stopped with Pinkie slamming her wing dang doodle down her throat. Pinkie then sat down on Twilight's face, making her lick her tender hole.

AJ, feeling left out, joined in on the pony lesbian dick sex. Pushing her wee wee woopie stick between Dash's badonkadonks, moaning out in pleasure. Twilight was the first to cum, blasting Rarity with loads of her seed, and passed out somehow still licking Pinkies fanny. The next was Rarity, releasing tons of sperm from her meat popsicle. Passing out from her epic orgasm, Pinkie and Dash continued to ram their meter long king kong dongs into her unconscious body. Rainbow Dash, very excited from her friends, then came harder than ever. Dumping a giant load of cum into sleeping Rarity from her pecker, Dash passed out with a final moan from her extreme orgasm. Pinkie could keep humping Rarity's face for hours on end, but felt out from the sleeping party, with a final thrust Pinkie ejected globs of sperm from her moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love into Rarity's mouth. Promptly passing out after.

Applejack was the last one left. Deciding to cum all over her friends she pilled them into a huge group of unconscious futa ponies and began to stroke her large pork sword. After some time, AJ stroked her love muscle one last time and came buckets and buckets of her sweet sweet seed. With that she collapsed on top of her friends. Moments later, Spike exited the closet.

"Ponies be fucked up man." Spike calmly said, as he has had enough of their shit. Deciding to get back at Twilight for working him like a slave, he shat on her face. Deciding that they all deserved a good shitting on, he dumped a load on the rest of the mares.

"Dumb Cunts." Spike said, as he walked off into the sunset.

The End