A Third Hoof

by Blue Valentine

Chapter 3: A Derpy Daughter

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"He WHAT?" Daddy said when I told my parents.
"Dinky, you are WAY too young to be kissing boys! Me and your mother were already grown-ups when we started dating."
"But Dad! I like him!"
"I want to meet this boy."
"DAD!"
"Whooves?" my mom said.
"Derpy, if she's going to be off and.. kissing.. boys and whatever kids do these days, I at least want to meet him."

My mom looked at me and nodded.

"URGH!"

I scowled and went up to my room.

The next day at school, I went up to him.

"Hey." he said, as if nothing happened.
"Ok, my dad wants to meet you."

Then he looked a bit out of his comfort zone.

"I-Im not sure thats such a good idea..."
"Please!?"
".....O..kayy"
"Yay!" and I hugged him. He hugged me back.

Then, trouble walked up to us.

"Hey, DERP. Watchya doing this time? Tripping on him with your DERPY hooves like your mom? haha." and she laughed with Silver Spoon.

"Hey, don't talk to my girlfriend like that, okay? Okay."

Girlfriend? Wow. I was shocked, but I found a smile on my face. Diamond Tiara then sashayed away, with Silver following right behind her.

"Girlfriend?" I asked him.
"If you want."
"Yes," I said
"But I dunno about the kissing."
"That one was just for Diamond Tiara," he said.
"But I liked it."
"Me too."