Cutie Mark Chronicles Poem/Rap

by Radio_Mike

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life
Length: 2997

This is a song version of the MLP episode "Cutie Mark Chronicles". It can be sung to any beat that works for you.

These are the lyrics to my song which I encourage anyone to cover. I have a version on Youtube so you can figure out the beat. The words mostly talk about the animation, so it won't make much sense if you don't have the original episode up. Here's my version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdrkbmw1Sdo&feature=youtu.be.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-31 20:17:20 UTC

Chapter 1

Pan to the CMC

In amongst the trees

They're goin' ziplining

They don't need no wings

Sliding along the rope

All feeling pretty dope

Friction makes things hot

This rule they forgot

Fall because of gravity

Escape with minor injuries

They are on the ground

Tree sap has bound

Situation is sticky

For that pun pardon me

They are not very hurt

For falling onto dirt

Scootaloo has a plan

Disputed by her clan

Better try different thoughts

You'll have a better shot

Scoot is mad and helmet flies

Lucky no sap's in her eyes

Scootaloo is angry now

Need to wash, but how

Scootaloo could bring doom

Let's use Applebloom

Sweetie is optimistic

Scootaloo starts to kick

Pony from the land of fodder

Brings buckets of water

Intaclean and instadry

I wish I had this in my life

Argue about who is best

Tell them of the cutie quest

They have their own choses

Can't hear eachothers voices

Scootaloo needs to show

For the other two to know

Tiny wings by Scootaloo

Doesn't remind these two

Of Rainbows ability

To fly at such a speed

Scoot keeps them guessing

Time to start addressing

The pony is Rainbow

How could they not know

The answer now is so clear

The pony Scoot holds dear

They do a group hoof clap

But get stuck with sap

Try to get unstuck

Can't negate the muck

It is time for the theme

The worst part of MLP

The crusaders fade out

Healed after this no doubt

Float through the cloud

Better not play it loud

She's walking through town

Never looking down

She sees her mates

Destined to friends by fate

They all show off their stuff

I think I have had enough

They all have talents

Make races balanced

Another shot of her friends

The theme has come to an end

Celestia reads a letter

They're probably getting better

Opening credits show

For this work from Hasbro

Remind us again of the staff

Scootaloo flies on the path

Applejack is not amused

The crusaders are confused

Almost hit the rabbits dead

But allow them to be fed

They are like sitting ducks

Something might hit the truck

Applejack hits the cart

Applebloom sees her mark

Stories should be told

Watch this one unfold

Recieved with hesitation

Know the destination

Buckle down and listen

Watch this story glisten

Setup the flashback to the orchard

Listen and please don't feel tortured

Applejack decides to leave

Her family is left to grieve

She brings a photo to prove

This where she wants to move

Trotting around the city

Is new to this kiddy

It is twilight in New Yoke

AJ is without her folks

Buildings fade into the sky

Locals aren't just saying "hi"

It's hard to get around

Isn't much like her town

Applejack finds the place

Her new life she must face

From a berry to a fruit

This isn't her strongest suit

Magnet hoof opens the door

Room has orange decor

Make fun of how she speaks

Find it something to tweak

The high life is good so far

Nothing yet to leave a scar

They play with her hair

Hoping for a city mare

They all sit around a table

What will be next of this fable?

They start to converse

It might not be the worst

Tells of the farm

Isn't the norm

They think she's strange

This they should change

They think she's weird

She hadn't feared

Feels culture shock

No morning cocks

Shouldn't be discussed

Look of disgust

Better left unsaid

AJ's face turns red

Thinks of what she learned

This is knowledge earned

The bell saved the day

No apples or hay

Served on a silver platter

Swift end to chatter

AJ's day was tough

This won't be enough

Applejack is looking back

To where her life was on track

She just wants to be home

Where the cattle graze and rome

All she needs is a sign

Could be humble or devine

She is now looking sad

Her old life wasn't so bad

She knows where she fits

Home is where this hits

(End of part 1 4:51)

She starts to lose hope

And begins to mope

What was in the sky

Was a sight to her eye

It was a rainbow

Destiny starts to show

Basking in its glory

Is part of the story

The bright rainbow shone

Quickly she was gone

She races through the field

No reason to yield

Her family is happy

Its a bit sappy

Apples in a group of three

Fade back to the CMC

Bunnies are back to tease'r

Hunting them will please'r

She goes chasing after

There is shared laughter

Continue on the quest

There's no time to rest

We're back to the squad

Scoot's expression isn't odd

They are back on the road

Scoot doesn't mind the load

Needs work on steering

Her skills need fearing

Flung to where they started

Logic isn't regarded

Flutters helps ducks across

Their mother is lost

Flutters counsels them

'Bout their craniums

Scootaloo tells the forage

For the tale of courage

They start some chatter

About what matters

Everypony's skill

Doesn't involve chill

Its all hard work

Not just a perk

Fluttershy is connected

This story's not rejected

Story starts in cloudsdale

Bullies say they both fail

Although she had some height

She wasn't good at flight

Fluttershy versus cloud

Who's the favourite of the crowd

Jumps onto the "O"

Then down she goes

Flailing hooves 360

Doesn't look happy

Fluttershy preforms a slide

Probably not her favourite ride

She gets stuck in a flag

Bullies are just such a drag

Cutie mark of fist

Makes other ponies pissed

Just being a jerk

Simply doesn't work

Don't let this defeat you

Laugh at how their tongues are blue

Here comes Rainbow Dash

Just in time to give a slash

They aren't too intimidated

But they never shoulda hated

Time to negotiate

Just live out your fate

What could unfurl

Get beat by a girl

Rainbow suggests a race

See who wins the case

Fluttershy is the starter

Rainbow will go farther

Many fillies come to see

Who the winner's gonna be

Check out the competition

Outcome of the mission

They are getting ready

Better hold steady

Fluttershy drops the flag

Comence the twirling gag

She spins off the cloud

Then she turns upside down

Nopony hears her call

Something has to break her fall

Hooves going 360

Good that swarm isn't bees

Still falling from the sky

Butterflies help her survive

Treat her like a Queen

Something from a dream

The swarm's a vehicle

Something quite regal

Not sure where they're going

There's no way of knowing

She shows her flutter eyes

Her mark is no surprise

Flutters finaly flies

They are now syncronized

Amazed by diversity

Better than the cloud city

Animals that polinate

And that just procreate

The forest is her calling

Found out by falling

She can ditch Dash

They will have a bash

Songception ends soon

Wait for the rainboom

First exposed to nature

Knows the nomenclature

Flutters loves to sing

Lucky she fell in spring

The cute little bunnies

And bees with honey

Animals aren't helping

Open mouths, no yelping

End chord, panoramic

Makes this scene dramatic

Song and race are finished

The animals will vanish

All have their own hiding places

And make some funny faces

Fluttershy isn't scared

And unknowingly prepared

Tries her calming voice

Leads to a nice rejoice

They're no longer frightened

She becomes enlightened

She helps the other creatures

With her cute calming features

Somehow they understand

Comunication is quite grand

Helps them out of hiding

With her helpful guiding

Even improves her flight

Maybe it was just the height

Not shy now because

Animals are her buds

Where she's meant to be

Mark of true destiny

Three erflies of butt

Appear on her butt

Wasn't what Scoot hoped

Where else are they roped

She talks to the crusaders

Fluttershy see you later

Go find Rarity

Learn of her history

(End of part 2 9:24)

CMC scoot away

Next story awaits

Back on the gravel

What will unravel?

She uses them to make dresses

How,  I have no guesses

Rarity has persuasion

Good for home invasions

Rarity asks of their marks

Sweetie has a cute remark

She tells of other fillies

Rarity says that's silly

Some more exposition

Don't need intuition

Que story three of six

Starts with school tricks

Pan to the stage

What's Cheerilie's age?

Play's about lunch

Purple pie and apple punch

Love is expressed

Rarity's not impressed

Costumes are good, not great

Maybe this isn't her fate

Get out of the ditch

Going stitch by stitch

Tries to fix costumes

Suns down, this is doom

The costumes weren't right

The play opened that night

She starts to have doubts

Horn then takes her out

Force drags her along

Exclamation was wrong

All the scenery

Leads to destiny

Dragged above the ground

This is so profound

Tiny wings by Rarity

Takes her to her destiny

Her destiny is now locked

What she came for is a rock

All she came for

Hoping for something more

Curses protrusion out

There's no need to pout

Much like a cocoon

Wait for the rainboom

Mad at boulder

Gems are colder

The rock starts to crack

Something to bring back

Rock opens, surprise!

And there's gems inside

This must be destiny

This enlightens Rarity

Teleports 'fore nightfall

Costumes like discoballs

Costumes are encrusted

No good moves busted

Crowd is in aw

Many with open jaws

Rarity amazed them

On her butt three gems

Scootaloo hates the theme

Only way marks beam

Rarity calls her out

But Scootaloo has doubt

Its unfortunate

No cutie mark kit

Rarity did her part

The CMC depart

They continue on their quest

And hear the rest

Twi starts her cutie fable

Scoot does a face table

Fade to flashback

Parties are wack

Ponies copied and pasted

No time is wasted

Guards blow their horns

Twi budges, is scorned

Sun princess arrived

Twi's spirit has thrived

Derpy's just one

Eyes on Queen sun

Celestia shows eclipse

Twilight has happy lips

Spectacular in her eyes

This is no surprise

The sun ruler

Makes things cooler

Though once a year

Her life's not drear

She's now inspired

To fulfill desire

Reads many blank pages

Assend to the mages

Horn sparked, keep going

Lifts page, magic showing

Read the books all night

Won't give up the fight

Learn from sun princess

First must pass a test

Her skills will advance

Does a happy dance

Parents give cheer

What is to fear

Exposed to the test

Might fail with best

Her parents lend advice

Judges might be nice

Just try to smile

You're worth the while

Given egg of Spike

Concept she doesn't like

Starting to get scared

Bit underprepared

Looks at her competition

Goes into submission

Can't crack the egg

Just try to beg

Fear of failure in control

Magic less than a foal

Twilight stands waiting

Judges are hating

A look of disdain

Twilight sparkles again

Magic isn't working

Nothing from jerking

Was being timed

The judges chimed

She tries weird positions

Narrates exposition

Does some funny poses

Her door soon closes

She tries final blast

Chance in the past

She was a failure

This dissapoints her

She knew she had failed

Judges pencils flailed

Rainbow broke sound

Epicness was found

Lightning from her horn

Dragon's egg is torn

Starting magic road

Entering god mode

Lifts judges and herself

Parents now something else

Magic is defient

Baby Spike is a giant

(End part 3 14:17)

Spike grows through the top

Cream of the crop

Sparks come from the tower

Celestia sees her power

We are back inside

Twilight's in overdrive

Celestia comes to tell her

Her work was stellar

Taps her on the shoulder

Magic had controlled her

Spike is now small

Fine with the fall

Changes are restored

Celestia does more

Twilight tries to 'pologize

For her white eyes

The princess wants to complement

No need for her lament

She has a lot of power

There's no need to cower

Wants Twilight to learn

Help the world in turn

Celestia tells the news

Twilight Sparkle is confused

A chance like this is rare

Then she jumps into the air

She now starts to hover

Something was discovered

Something on her booty

Was her mark of cutie

Starts jumping around

The crusaders frowned

She is still excited

Doesn't try to fight it

They all think she's nuts

Story of tattoo butts

Ponies are watching her

They are all concerned

Bouncing like Pinkie

Interesting scene

Ask's if she's OK

No need for dismay

CMC back to riding

Where is Rainbow hiding

Pilot is talking

Who might be stalking?

They can't find her

Pinkie's behind her

Tries to lend a hoof

Only knows of one roof

Wants to go to cake shop

She's about to drop

Sweetie tells the goal

Pinkie takes the role

Scoot's asked for approval

Given no refusal

Scoot takes time to think

Reluctance starts to sink

Pinkie is allowed to tell

She emits a happy yell

Pinkie then starts to talk

'Bout her farm of rocks

Rocks made her head sore

Pushing them is a bore

Rocks don't taste great

Flavour to hate

Life off the land

Would be more grand

Farming rocks isn't fun

But needs to be done

Pinkie had no emotion

Until the explosion

It changes Pinkie's hair

Rainbow goes through the air

From life of making piles

Something makes Pinkie smile

She smiles ear to ear

Wants others to feel cheer

Rainbows are precious sights

What else shines this bright

Pinkie Pie has a thought

From where happiness is brought

It is night, then day

What will her parents say?

Talk about their chores

Somewhere music roars

They want Pinkie to stop

Life isn't only crops

Pinkie Pie invites

To extreme happy heights

They weigh out the means

Pinkie Pie is keen

They chose to go inside

Barn is Pinkie Pied

Greeted with surprise

Never seen with their eyes

They are left in shock

Only being used to rocks

They are all dumbfounded

Pinkie Pie's heart pounded

Was all of her work wasted

And shame then be tasted?

They don't know what to think

Of this party made by Pink

All the decorations

What's the celebration?

They finally decided

That joy is what resided

Family is delighted

Pinkie Pie is excited

Pinkie dances with her mom

Balloons appear on her bum

Thought she told more

That wasn't in her lore

At their destination

Leaves without hesitation

Pinkie offers story later

She has an aligator

Pinkie Pie is always weird

The CMC are finally here

They all walk inside

A pleasant surprise

Rainbow heard the story

Ready to share the glory

Ready to enjoy

Story 'bout to deploy

Rainbow has great pride

Finishing fillys' ride

Rainbows POV

Of their destinies

This story has quicker pace

Starting right on the race

Talks to the colts

Then she will bolt

Race is about to start

Ready, set, on your mark

Ready to begin

Won't express chagrin

The scene is dramatic

Camera angles cinematic

Fluttershy makes the call

She is budged and starts to fall

Earth filly walks on clouds

Rainbow Dash pleases crowds

Opponent goes through the pillar

These lyrics are just filler

The air in her mane

Confindence is gained

Being in the lead

Doesn't feel greed

Dash flies through with ease

She enjoys the breeze

(End part 4 19:00)

She goes through the hoops

Without any "woops"

Basketball gives a bump

Rainbow Dash's tale of rump

Rainbow Dash accelerates

And she will annihilate

Basket flies out of control

Rainbow will soon find her role

She flies fast towards the ground

Then she makes an awesome sound

This was known as a myth

But is truly Dash's gift

Flying naked at mach 1

Isn't very often done

Dash does fastest flight

All while gaining height

Faster she goes

This life she chose

Rainbow Dash wins the race

Others left in disgrace

She continues to fly

Cutie mark on her behind

Story was well delivered

During it Scoot shivered

There was not a single flaw

The CMC are left in awe

Flutters makes discovery

Gave need for recovery

She invoked animals fear

Gave Shy mark of rear

Rainboom critters endured

Fluttershy found a cure

Flutters give her thanks

It gave her her rank

Pinkie found rainbow swell

Brought her from the well

It helped Applejack

Put her life back on track

Even helped Rarity

Natures generosity

Even element of magic

Dashless life is tragic

Gives appreciation

For the correlation

Rainbow helped all their marks

Good that she is so stark

New link, they're stronger

Friendship lasts longer

Friends before meeting

Lucky Dash wasn't cheating

They crowd 'round Dash

No longer brash

This makes'm warm and snug

They form a group hug

This information's neat

"Cute" think Bloom and Sweet

Scoot thinks it's too cheesy

But its not that easy

Scoot wants to be free

Others dissagree

Scootaloo then get's hugged

She's easily bugged

Shy suggest's a song

Scootaloo think's its wrong

The quest is adjourned

Twilight writes what she learned

The lesson's kinda silly

More learnt by fillies

Twilight writes Facebook post

Poetry seems to boast

It sounds pretty lame

The dragon thinks the same

He tries to correct it

But his help is rejected

Spike's just a scribe

But has his pride

New letter every week

No time to tweak

Reading rainbow

Pretty lame though

Looks out window

Black starts to show

Now the credits role

Background black as coal

No more creativity

Still high in chivalry

Random lines for the sake

This part's easy to make

Doesn't matter what I say

This might be in vain

Are you listening

To this jistling?

Get Sweetie the cop

For that grammer drop

There is not much left

I no longer must heft

It shows the copyright

Hope I won't have to fight