Cutie Mark Chronicles Poem/Rap
Pan to the CMC
In amongst the trees
They're goin' ziplining
They don't need no wings
Sliding along the rope
All feeling pretty dope
Friction makes things hot
This rule they forgot
Fall because of gravity
Escape with minor injuries
They are on the ground
Tree sap has bound
Situation is sticky
For that pun pardon me
They are not very hurt
For falling onto dirt
Scootaloo has a plan
Disputed by her clan
Better try different thoughts
You'll have a better shot
Scoot is mad and helmet flies
Lucky no sap's in her eyes
Scootaloo is angry now
Need to wash, but how
Scootaloo could bring doom
Let's use Applebloom
Sweetie is optimistic
Scootaloo starts to kick
Pony from the land of fodder
Brings buckets of water
Intaclean and instadry
I wish I had this in my life
Argue about who is best
Tell them of the cutie quest
They have their own choses
Can't hear eachothers voices
Scootaloo needs to show
For the other two to know
Tiny wings by Scootaloo
Doesn't remind these two
Of Rainbows ability
To fly at such a speed
Scoot keeps them guessing
Time to start addressing
The pony is Rainbow
How could they not know
The answer now is so clear
The pony Scoot holds dear
They do a group hoof clap
But get stuck with sap
Try to get unstuck
Can't negate the muck
It is time for the theme
The worst part of MLP
The crusaders fade out
Healed after this no doubt
Float through the cloud
Better not play it loud
She's walking through town
Never looking down
She sees her mates
Destined to friends by fate
They all show off their stuff
I think I have had enough
They all have talents
Make races balanced
Another shot of her friends
The theme has come to an end
Celestia reads a letter
They're probably getting better
Opening credits show
For this work from Hasbro
Remind us again of the staff
Scootaloo flies on the path
Applejack is not amused
The crusaders are confused
Almost hit the rabbits dead
But allow them to be fed
They are like sitting ducks
Something might hit the truck
Applejack hits the cart
Applebloom sees her mark
Stories should be told
Watch this one unfold
Recieved with hesitation
Know the destination
Buckle down and listen
Watch this story glisten
Setup the flashback to the orchard
Listen and please don't feel tortured
Applejack decides to leave
Her family is left to grieve
She brings a photo to prove
This where she wants to move
Trotting around the city
Is new to this kiddy
It is twilight in New Yoke
AJ is without her folks
Buildings fade into the sky
Locals aren't just saying "hi"
It's hard to get around
Isn't much like her town
Applejack finds the place
Her new life she must face
From a berry to a fruit
This isn't her strongest suit
Magnet hoof opens the door
Room has orange decor
Make fun of how she speaks
Find it something to tweak
The high life is good so far
Nothing yet to leave a scar
They play with her hair
Hoping for a city mare
They all sit around a table
What will be next of this fable?
They start to converse
It might not be the worst
Tells of the farm
Isn't the norm
They think she's strange
This they should change
They think she's weird
She hadn't feared
Feels culture shock
No morning cocks
Shouldn't be discussed
Look of disgust
Better left unsaid
AJ's face turns red
Thinks of what she learned
This is knowledge earned
The bell saved the day
No apples or hay
Served on a silver platter
Swift end to chatter
AJ's day was tough
This won't be enough
Applejack is looking back
To where her life was on track
She just wants to be home
Where the cattle graze and rome
All she needs is a sign
Could be humble or devine
She is now looking sad
Her old life wasn't so bad
She knows where she fits
Home is where this hits
(End of part 1 4:51)
She starts to lose hope
And begins to mope
What was in the sky
Was a sight to her eye
It was a rainbow
Destiny starts to show
Basking in its glory
Is part of the story
The bright rainbow shone
Quickly she was gone
She races through the field
No reason to yield
Her family is happy
Its a bit sappy
Apples in a group of three
Fade back to the CMC
Bunnies are back to tease'r
Hunting them will please'r
She goes chasing after
There is shared laughter
Continue on the quest
There's no time to rest
We're back to the squad
Scoot's expression isn't odd
They are back on the road
Scoot doesn't mind the load
Needs work on steering
Her skills need fearing
Flung to where they started
Logic isn't regarded
Flutters helps ducks across
Their mother is lost
Flutters counsels them
'Bout their craniums
Scootaloo tells the forage
For the tale of courage
They start some chatter
About what matters
Everypony's skill
Doesn't involve chill
Its all hard work
Not just a perk
Fluttershy is connected
This story's not rejected
Story starts in cloudsdale
Bullies say they both fail
Although she had some height
She wasn't good at flight
Fluttershy versus cloud
Who's the favourite of the crowd
Jumps onto the "O"
Then down she goes
Flailing hooves 360
Doesn't look happy
Fluttershy preforms a slide
Probably not her favourite ride
She gets stuck in a flag
Bullies are just such a drag
Cutie mark of fist
Makes other ponies pissed
Just being a jerk
Simply doesn't work
Don't let this defeat you
Laugh at how their tongues are blue
Here comes Rainbow Dash
Just in time to give a slash
They aren't too intimidated
But they never shoulda hated
Time to negotiate
Just live out your fate
What could unfurl
Get beat by a girl
Rainbow suggests a race
See who wins the case
Fluttershy is the starter
Rainbow will go farther
Many fillies come to see
Who the winner's gonna be
Check out the competition
Outcome of the mission
They are getting ready
Better hold steady
Fluttershy drops the flag
Comence the twirling gag
She spins off the cloud
Then she turns upside down
Nopony hears her call
Something has to break her fall
Hooves going 360
Good that swarm isn't bees
Still falling from the sky
Butterflies help her survive
Treat her like a Queen
Something from a dream
The swarm's a vehicle
Something quite regal
Not sure where they're going
There's no way of knowing
She shows her flutter eyes
Her mark is no surprise
Flutters finaly flies
They are now syncronized
Amazed by diversity
Better than the cloud city
Animals that polinate
And that just procreate
The forest is her calling
Found out by falling
She can ditch Dash
They will have a bash
Songception ends soon
Wait for the rainboom
First exposed to nature
Knows the nomenclature
Flutters loves to sing
Lucky she fell in spring
The cute little bunnies
And bees with honey
Animals aren't helping
Open mouths, no yelping
End chord, panoramic
Makes this scene dramatic
Song and race are finished
The animals will vanish
All have their own hiding places
And make some funny faces
Fluttershy isn't scared
And unknowingly prepared
Tries her calming voice
Leads to a nice rejoice
They're no longer frightened
She becomes enlightened
She helps the other creatures
With her cute calming features
Somehow they understand
Comunication is quite grand
Helps them out of hiding
With her helpful guiding
Even improves her flight
Maybe it was just the height
Not shy now because
Animals are her buds
Where she's meant to be
Mark of true destiny
Three erflies of butt
Appear on her butt
Wasn't what Scoot hoped
Where else are they roped
She talks to the crusaders
Fluttershy see you later
Go find Rarity
Learn of her history
(End of part 2 9:24)
CMC scoot away
Next story awaits
Back on the gravel
What will unravel?
She uses them to make dresses
How, I have no guesses
Rarity has persuasion
Good for home invasions
Rarity asks of their marks
Sweetie has a cute remark
She tells of other fillies
Rarity says that's silly
Some more exposition
Don't need intuition
Que story three of six
Starts with school tricks
Pan to the stage
What's Cheerilie's age?
Play's about lunch
Purple pie and apple punch
Love is expressed
Rarity's not impressed
Costumes are good, not great
Maybe this isn't her fate
Get out of the ditch
Going stitch by stitch
Tries to fix costumes
Suns down, this is doom
The costumes weren't right
The play opened that night
She starts to have doubts
Horn then takes her out
Force drags her along
Exclamation was wrong
All the scenery
Leads to destiny
Dragged above the ground
This is so profound
Tiny wings by Rarity
Takes her to her destiny
Her destiny is now locked
What she came for is a rock
All she came for
Hoping for something more
Curses protrusion out
There's no need to pout
Much like a cocoon
Wait for the rainboom
Mad at boulder
Gems are colder
The rock starts to crack
Something to bring back
Rock opens, surprise!
And there's gems inside
This must be destiny
This enlightens Rarity
Teleports 'fore nightfall
Costumes like discoballs
Costumes are encrusted
No good moves busted
Crowd is in aw
Many with open jaws
Rarity amazed them
On her butt three gems
Scootaloo hates the theme
Only way marks beam
Rarity calls her out
But Scootaloo has doubt
Its unfortunate
No cutie mark kit
Rarity did her part
The CMC depart
They continue on their quest
And hear the rest
Twi starts her cutie fable
Scoot does a face table
Fade to flashback
Parties are wack
Ponies copied and pasted
No time is wasted
Guards blow their horns
Twi budges, is scorned
Sun princess arrived
Twi's spirit has thrived
Derpy's just one
Eyes on Queen sun
Celestia shows eclipse
Twilight has happy lips
Spectacular in her eyes
This is no surprise
The sun ruler
Makes things cooler
Though once a year
Her life's not drear
She's now inspired
To fulfill desire
Reads many blank pages
Assend to the mages
Horn sparked, keep going
Lifts page, magic showing
Read the books all night
Won't give up the fight
Learn from sun princess
First must pass a test
Her skills will advance
Does a happy dance
Parents give cheer
What is to fear
Exposed to the test
Might fail with best
Her parents lend advice
Judges might be nice
Just try to smile
You're worth the while
Given egg of Spike
Concept she doesn't like
Starting to get scared
Bit underprepared
Looks at her competition
Goes into submission
Can't crack the egg
Just try to beg
Fear of failure in control
Magic less than a foal
Twilight stands waiting
Judges are hating
A look of disdain
Twilight sparkles again
Magic isn't working
Nothing from jerking
Was being timed
The judges chimed
She tries weird positions
Narrates exposition
Does some funny poses
Her door soon closes
She tries final blast
Chance in the past
She was a failure
This dissapoints her
She knew she had failed
Judges pencils flailed
Rainbow broke sound
Epicness was found
Lightning from her horn
Dragon's egg is torn
Starting magic road
Entering god mode
Lifts judges and herself
Parents now something else
Magic is defient
Baby Spike is a giant
(End part 3 14:17)
Spike grows through the top
Cream of the crop
Sparks come from the tower
Celestia sees her power
We are back inside
Twilight's in overdrive
Celestia comes to tell her
Her work was stellar
Taps her on the shoulder
Magic had controlled her
Spike is now small
Fine with the fall
Changes are restored
Celestia does more
Twilight tries to 'pologize
For her white eyes
The princess wants to complement
No need for her lament
She has a lot of power
There's no need to cower
Wants Twilight to learn
Help the world in turn
Celestia tells the news
Twilight Sparkle is confused
A chance like this is rare
Then she jumps into the air
She now starts to hover
Something was discovered
Something on her booty
Was her mark of cutie
Starts jumping around
The crusaders frowned
She is still excited
Doesn't try to fight it
They all think she's nuts
Story of tattoo butts
Ponies are watching her
They are all concerned
Bouncing like Pinkie
Interesting scene
Ask's if she's OK
No need for dismay
CMC back to riding
Where is Rainbow hiding
Pilot is talking
Who might be stalking?
They can't find her
Pinkie's behind her
Tries to lend a hoof
Only knows of one roof
Wants to go to cake shop
She's about to drop
Sweetie tells the goal
Pinkie takes the role
Scoot's asked for approval
Given no refusal
Scoot takes time to think
Reluctance starts to sink
Pinkie is allowed to tell
She emits a happy yell
Pinkie then starts to talk
'Bout her farm of rocks
Rocks made her head sore
Pushing them is a bore
Rocks don't taste great
Flavour to hate
Life off the land
Would be more grand
Farming rocks isn't fun
But needs to be done
Pinkie had no emotion
Until the explosion
It changes Pinkie's hair
Rainbow goes through the air
From life of making piles
Something makes Pinkie smile
She smiles ear to ear
Wants others to feel cheer
Rainbows are precious sights
What else shines this bright
Pinkie Pie has a thought
From where happiness is brought
It is night, then day
What will her parents say?
Talk about their chores
Somewhere music roars
They want Pinkie to stop
Life isn't only crops
Pinkie Pie invites
To extreme happy heights
They weigh out the means
Pinkie Pie is keen
They chose to go inside
Barn is Pinkie Pied
Greeted with surprise
Never seen with their eyes
They are left in shock
Only being used to rocks
They are all dumbfounded
Pinkie Pie's heart pounded
Was all of her work wasted
And shame then be tasted?
They don't know what to think
Of this party made by Pink
All the decorations
What's the celebration?
They finally decided
That joy is what resided
Family is delighted
Pinkie Pie is excited
Pinkie dances with her mom
Balloons appear on her bum
Thought she told more
That wasn't in her lore
At their destination
Leaves without hesitation
Pinkie offers story later
She has an aligator
Pinkie Pie is always weird
The CMC are finally here
They all walk inside
A pleasant surprise
Rainbow heard the story
Ready to share the glory
Ready to enjoy
Story 'bout to deploy
Rainbow has great pride
Finishing fillys' ride
Rainbows POV
Of their destinies
This story has quicker pace
Starting right on the race
Talks to the colts
Then she will bolt
Race is about to start
Ready, set, on your mark
Ready to begin
Won't express chagrin
The scene is dramatic
Camera angles cinematic
Fluttershy makes the call
She is budged and starts to fall
Earth filly walks on clouds
Rainbow Dash pleases crowds
Opponent goes through the pillar
These lyrics are just filler
The air in her mane
Confindence is gained
Being in the lead
Doesn't feel greed
Dash flies through with ease
She enjoys the breeze
(End part 4 19:00)
She goes through the hoops
Without any "woops"
Basketball gives a bump
Rainbow Dash's tale of rump
Rainbow Dash accelerates
And she will annihilate
Basket flies out of control
Rainbow will soon find her role
She flies fast towards the ground
Then she makes an awesome sound
This was known as a myth
But is truly Dash's gift
Flying naked at mach 1
Isn't very often done
Dash does fastest flight
All while gaining height
Faster she goes
This life she chose
Rainbow Dash wins the race
Others left in disgrace
She continues to fly
Cutie mark on her behind
Story was well delivered
During it Scoot shivered
There was not a single flaw
The CMC are left in awe
Flutters makes discovery
Gave need for recovery
She invoked animals fear
Gave Shy mark of rear
Rainboom critters endured
Fluttershy found a cure
Flutters give her thanks
It gave her her rank
Pinkie found rainbow swell
Brought her from the well
It helped Applejack
Put her life back on track
Even helped Rarity
Natures generosity
Even element of magic
Dashless life is tragic
Gives appreciation
For the correlation
Rainbow helped all their marks
Good that she is so stark
New link, they're stronger
Friendship lasts longer
Friends before meeting
Lucky Dash wasn't cheating
They crowd 'round Dash
No longer brash
This makes'm warm and snug
They form a group hug
This information's neat
"Cute" think Bloom and Sweet
Scoot thinks it's too cheesy
But its not that easy
Scoot wants to be free
Others dissagree
Scootaloo then get's hugged
She's easily bugged
Shy suggest's a song
Scootaloo think's its wrong
The quest is adjourned
Twilight writes what she learned
The lesson's kinda silly
More learnt by fillies
Twilight writes Facebook post
Poetry seems to boast
It sounds pretty lame
The dragon thinks the same
He tries to correct it
But his help is rejected
Spike's just a scribe
But has his pride
New letter every week
No time to tweak
Reading rainbow
Pretty lame though
Looks out window
Black starts to show
Now the credits role
Background black as coal
No more creativity
Still high in chivalry
Random lines for the sake
This part's easy to make
Doesn't matter what I say
This might be in vain
Are you listening
To this jistling?
Get Sweetie the cop
For that grammer drop
There is not much left
I no longer must heft
It shows the copyright
Hope I won't have to fight