Twilight Sparkle was trotting around Ponyville. The day was beautiful like every day in the peaceful and quiet town. She had just got a castle and was known as The Princess of Friendship, and she wasn’t used to the extra attention she was getting.
A filly approached her and asked for an autograph, she gladly signed it. Suddenly two mares were next to her, one on each side of her and a stallion proceed to take a photo of the three and then trotted away.
That was just too much for the new princess. She doesn’t hate the attention but certainly was starting to be awkward. She waved and smiled at all the ponies that saw her.
Trotting behind her from a respectful distance were two pegasi royal guards. She wasn't happy about that, but she knew they were there to protect her in case of a problem.
Suddenly a cute pony with red mane and a light yellow coat approached Twilight running towards her holding a paper bag. Her guards immediately flew in front of her making Rose stop in a second.
“Hey guys calm down,” Twilight yelled at them.
“I am sorry Princess I just wanted to give you something” Rose explained
The guards took the bag and looked inside of it, took a small sheet of paper and read it. They saw each other eyes and giggled.
“She’s cleared” One guard said.
“Alright, give me that guys,” she grab the bag using her magic and opened it.
There were two roses in it, and a small love letter.
“Even though i know you are unreachable , i feel the need to write how much love is running through my veins, how much your lovely eyes and beautiful mane has gotten me excited and trembling on my hooves.
Your gorgeous coat and sexy flank have me drowning in fantasies about ….”
Twilight stopped reading and her face was as red as Rose’s mane. She couldn’t believe and saw at Rose, that was as blushed as she.
“Rose … do you …”
She didn’t finished her sentence as Rose ran away from them.
Twilight was again in her castle and the guards were knocking at her room’s door.
“Princess Sparkle” a guard spoke up. The Mayor require your assistance at the Town Hall”
She got up from her desk and trotted to the door. She thanked the guard and went their way to downtown.
Inside the Town Hall, was a small meeting room, Mayor Mare pointed it to Twilight and said she had important news for her. And they should talk alone.
Twilight’s royal guards stood outside, doing their job. Twilight and the Mayor entered the room, but it was dark. She got close to Twilight and her hips almost touched Sparkle’s.
The Mayor turned on the light and Twilight’s eyes open wide as she contemplated the fancy meal served and a small vase with a few flowers in it.
She was baffled and couldn’t talk. Mayor Mare walk slowly to the table and grab a flower in her mouth and smoothly walked towards Twilight, her look was seductive . She wink at Twilight and got more and more close to her.
“Mayor? … I don’t know what you think we are doing but… “ Twilight tried to reason with her.
“Oh don’t be so prude Princess Sparkle “ She said while giving a soft spank to Twilight’s flank.
Twilight again was red as a tomato. And she got nervous.
“You know what Mayor .. I have to leave for now … “
“But why? “ Mayor said in a soft voice while making her nuzzle almost touch Twilight’s cheek.
With a sudden boom of purple smoke Twilight was gone. She appeared outside of the town Hall but saw no sign of her guards. It was god for her, she doesn’t like having two ponies watching over her shoulders.
She ran to Carrousel Boutique, to talk to her friend Rarity about the sudden interest some mares were having for her. She entered but saw nopony inside.
“Twilight i’m upstairs,” the white pony yelled.
Twilight ran upstairs only to find Rarity on bed, wearing a transparent and sexy lingerie. Looking at Twilight with eyes full of lust. Her horn glowing as she levitated a soft silk scarf around the princess’s neck, forcing her to walk to the bed.
“I wanted to do this for so long,” Rarity said and licked her lips.
“Wanted to do what?” Twilight asked nervously.
The white unicorn stare at her. “You” . One word was the only answer.
twilight again felt embarrassed and blushed completely. She had to go. Again.
This time she flew through the window almost at light speed. WOndering what has gotten into the mares of this town? Were they all in love with her? . A lot of questions were running in her mind.
Soon she found herself flying over Ponyville.
She was soon catched up by Equestria’s best flyer.
“Hey there egghead,” she got close to Twilight. “What’s up with the rush?”
“Oh rainbow thanks Celestia it’s you” she sighed happily. “I’m being … well .. sexually harassed by Rarity and other mares”
“Oh really? who’d know? … well we should go hide in my place. Does it sounds like a good idea?” Rainbow said pretending not to care.
“Yes a great idea. Thanks Rainbow i’m glad you’re not like them” Said Twilight relieved.
They arrived at Dash’s house on the clouds. And Rainbow suggested her friend to hide in her room. And she did.
“Ok Twilight get in the bed, just in case somepony gets here.” Dash suggested.
“In the bed? .. well alright. If somepony asks , i am not here” The purple pony said oblivious to what was about to happen.
In record time Rainbow Dash was on top of Twilight, looking at her eyes.
She then grabbed a blanket and covered both of them. Twilight used her hoof to stop her from going farther but soon she was being kissed on the cheek by a not very subtle blue pony.
“Why don’t you relax Sparkle, you are on for the ride of your life” Said Dash while making a malicious and perverted grin. Then with one wing she gently touched Twilight’s neck and worked its way down to her belly and wanting to go even lower.
Twilight felt the chills on her whole body and teleported immediately. Leaving a horny Rainbow Dash in bed. She will not give up. She speed up and stop outside of her house, searching in every direction for her lost “lover”.
“You will not run from me egghead” Rainbow said as she flew at unmatched speed towards town.
Twilight let a relieved sigh. She was baffled at how things were suddenly happening. It could not be normal. They could not be all in love with her. It had to be some kind of magic.
She decided to go to Fluttershy’s cottage for help from her friend. She was shy enough to make Twilight think it was a safe place.
She got there. Knocked on the door and was greeted by her friend and Angel bunny.
“Fluttershy you gotta help me, something has enchanted Rainbow Dash and Rarity .. and also Mayor Mare and Rose” She said while taking Fluttershy with her hooves getting too close to her.
“i.. uhmm what can i do for you?” The yellow pony caressed Twi’s face and got her nuzzle touching Twilight’s nose.
“Please tell me … not you too!” Sparkle tried to back up but was held by the shy pony’s wings around her.
“Please Twilight stay with me … just for today at least?” Fluttershy hugged her and nuzzle her mane.
“Fluttershy, forgive me for what i’m about to do” She stared at her friend’s eyes and her horn began to glow.
Fluttershy ended up on her bed passed out. As Twilight was leaving she noticed that a cute little bunny was hugging to one of her hooves. And like she did to Fluttershy, the bunny was teleported and forced to sleep too.
Twilight started talking to herself. Confused and angry at whoever had cursed her friends.
She made her way to Sweet Apple Acres, less ponies, less chance for her to be caught by the lust of mares.
“This must be the work of .. Trixie! “ She said to herself. That must be it, perhaps she wants me out of the town again.
She was entering the farm. She saw a very busy Big Macintosh and asked where AJ was.
The stallion only point towards a barn.
“Thank you Big Mac, i’m glad you’re the same as always”
She entered a barn but there was no sign of Applejack anywhere.
“Yeehaw!”
Twilight heard a familiar voice but she didn’t had the chance to react. She had her four hooves tied by an orange farm pony.
“Applejack? let me go “ yelled Twilight with a voice filled with fear.
“Now what fun would that be Sugarcube?” said as she approached Twilight.
“I mean it! stop it, you are under a spell” she yelled while struggling to release herself
“Ah am not, .. the only spell here is that gorgeous pair of hips ya got “
“Don’t you dare try anything funny! “ Twilight yelled again.
“Alright let me take that rope … “ AJ released her purple friend and help her get up.
“Very good, i’m glad to see you still have some sense “
She sighed and was about to talk again when Applejack pressed her lips against Twilight.
Her tongue trying to play with Twilight’s that resulted on AJ being pushed away.
“Ok i’ve had enough! “ Twilight light up her horn, tied her orange friend and stared at her with an angry look.
“Ah’ didn’t know ya were into that kinda stuff ….” AJ said and winked at her .. “I like it”
Twilight used her magic once again and shut AJ’s mouth with duct tape. She levitated her and delivered to her brother.
“Take care of her. I’ll going to town and find out who’s responsible for it”
She went to town again, when trotting she realized all eyes were on her, all the mare’s eyes at least. This was beyond what Trixie could do. But who was then? who had magic powerful enough to affect the whole town?
She remembered the spell want it, need it , but she didn’t knew how to fix it if she was the one cursed.
She trotted faster , and all the mares on the streets left their shops, their boyfriends and even their fillies and colts to chase Twilight. She didn’t knew what to do, she began running faster and so a couple pegasus flying her way.
All of a sudden, a pink pony jump in between her and the horde of equines in heat.
“STOP THIS! “ Pinkie Pie yelled at all the other ponies.
“SHE’s MINE!” she declared.
“Wait, what? “ Twilight looked confused and scared at the same time.
Pinkie took her party cannon and threatened the group of ponies. She hesitate but fired at the horde. They were filled with confetti and balloons and got distracted enough to allow the party pony to take Twilight and run away to Sugarcube Corner.
“We’re safe now, glad to be able to outsmart them, you see Pinkie is a master of the escape, like Harry Horsedini”
“Pinkie …”
“You don’t have to say anything, if you wanna thank me, just give yours truly a kiss on the cheek” said the pink pony to her unicorn friend.
“Pinkie …” said again with lack of enthusiasm.
“Don’t worry best princess, Pinkie is here to take care of your lovely and purple rear”
She took Twilight in her hooves and hugged her tight while caressing her face.
“Please give me some space” she said struggling to get out of her friend’s grasp.
“What? you wanna go to space? I’m not sure we can do that, I mean I can try but i just can not jump that far” Pinkie said .
“I mean, I need some air!” yelled the purple pony.
“Fair enough,” Pinkie put her nuzzle almost touching Twilight’s ear and then blow softly.
Chills ran down Sparkle’s whole body and she teleported a few feet from her extremely affectionate friend.
“Pinkamena Diane Pie could you please listen to me?”
“Of course I listen silly and sexy princess” she said and winked at Twilight. “What do you think my ears don’t work? because that would be silly, can you imagine if I was deaf?”
“I need your attention!” Twilight yelled and was now a very angry pony.
“Oh you want attention well you got it Twilight!”
Pinkie approached her friend and caressed her mane, then walk around her and rub her tail against Twi’s face and gently grabbed a wing with her mouth.
Twilight teleported away and hide herself in a tree watching how everypony in town was looking for her.
“What are you looking at Twilight?” Pinkie asked from a branch above Sparkle’s head.
Twilight scream at the sudden surprise and almost fell of the tree. Then she teleported again, this time inside her castle.
She was near her bedroom, opened the door with her magic.
“Woah Twilight you took too long to get here” said seductively Pinkie Pie
“AAAGGGGHHHH”
Twilight had lost it. She teleported again to the middle of the town. And again, every mare on town was there running and flying at her from every direction.
Twilight’s horn and her whole body glowed and a great flash of magic surrounded the whole town.
Stopping every pony in their place.
“Everypony just calm the f*** down”
She and everypony else heard a beep when she tried to curse.
“What?! the F*** is this s*** ?” said the now crazy Twilight. “Who’s doing that?”
A loud laughter was heard and everypony could just turn their eyes to a nearby fountain.
It was so clear now. He was at it again.
A statue of Discord surrounded by a few statues of royal guards.
“Twilight could you be more popular?” Discord said and clean up the tears he had from laughing so much.
With a finger snap Discord turn the statues to their real form. All the guards were now free. And they quickly took spears and threatened him.
“Now you make a move and i will turn you into little and cute ducklings”
The guards stare at each others and decided not to mess with him.
“DAMN it Discord! I should know that it was you! “
With another snap of his fingers Discord return everypony else to normal. He then teleported away.
“I will get you for this , you heard me I WILL GET YOU! .”
Twilight was screaming and stomping the ground.
“I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!”
Author's Note
This was just a funny idea i had a few days ago.
Decided to go with it.
It could have been better but i did it in a rush.
I tried to not make grammar mistakes but i could have missed a few.
(if anypony wants to give me some advices or changes to some dialogs it would be great)
