//-------------------------------------------------------// Babs Seed - The Rhymer -by Jesse Coffey- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Extra! Extra! (Supermarket Tabloid) //-------------------------------------------------------// Extra! Extra! (Supermarket Tabloid) Extra! Extra! Read all about it! "The Little Kid Was Driving this Cadillac; All the Other Little Cars got Hit!" I once worked for a newspaper It was a supermarket tabloid I worked there with reporters Who reported on things too good to avoid Last week my paper's sales were boosted by a simple little headline: "My Daddy Grabbed My Poor Little Heart and Shoved It in an Old Gold Mine." "Cousin Last Seen Taking Photos of Her Old Diseased ex-Husband; Published Photos in this Ol' Tabloid and Showed Them to All The Land." EXTRA! EXTRA! We supermarket people Believe nothing that people Say is meaningful EXTRA! EXTRA! We lie for cheap exploitation! We believe nothing at our paper Could possibly cause more than an explosion! We tabloid-ers don't care at all If we hurt anypony's feelings Just send us all your tips And we'll make sure some demon sings! "Somepony just died today Let's publish his or her autopsy See the photos of her blood And look at her body bleed!" But wait, let's all take a look here Nopony wants to be treated this way What has everypony done To deserve to be given hell this day? Today is the day in which I leave This ol' supermarket tabloid Time to say goodbye to all the reporters Who reported on things too good to avoid I left this ol' tab-a-loid because it was too busy bullying Now I live a meaningful life Where beautiful is everything. (Cliffhanger) //-------------------------------------------------------// I Don't Want To Keep You Hangin' On/La-La Means I Love You/Let It Be Me/What The World Needs Now Is Love //-------------------------------------------------------// I Don't Want To Keep You Hangin' On/La-La Means I Love You/Let It Be Me/What The World Needs Now Is Love I see you maybe once or twice a week Your love is always strong, never is it weak There is always something in your heart It tells me that we shall never part Every time you say that your heart is mine You can fill it right up with sunshine Without you my heart is empty 'Cause it's you I would much rather see Oh, I don't wanna keep ya hangin' on I don't wanna do you any wrong It's to you that I sing this song Because I don't wanna keep ya hangin' on I have loved nobody before I have loved you All the magic can be only shared by two You're what fills my life with happiness And when I'm with you, you give me a bless When your little hand is held in mine You've made me your angel divine I can really see Heaven in your smile Our Candy Land appears wider than a mile I don't wanna keep ya hangin' on I don't wanna do you any wrong It's to you that I sing this song Because I don't wanna keep ya hangin' on [segue into next song] Many boys have come to you With a line that wasn't true You passed them by Now you're in the center ring Their lines don't even mean a thing Why don't you let me try? Now I don't wear a diamond ring And I hardly have a song to sing All I know is La la la la la la la la la means I love you La la la la la la la la la means I love you If I ever saw a love I needed in this world You are the one for me Let me hold me in my arms Let me thrill you with my charms I'm sure you will see The things I'm saying are true The way I explain them to you Listen to me La la la la la la la la la means I love you La la la la la la la la la means I love you [segue into next song] I bless the day I found you I want to stay around you So I beg you, let it be me Don't take this Heaven from one If must you cling to someone Now and forever, let it be me Each time that we meet, love I find complete love Without your sweet love, what would life be? Never leave me lonely Tell me you love me only Say you'll always let it be me [instrumental piece] What the world needs now is love, sweet love It's the only thing that there is just too little of What the world needs now is love, sweet love No, not just for some but for everyone Lord, we don't ever need another mountain There are mountains and hillsides enough to climb There are oceans and rivers enough to cross And to last until the end of time What the world needs now is love, sweet love It's the only thing there's just too little of What the world needs now is love, sweet love No, not just for some but for everyone Lord, we don't even need another meadow There are corn fields and wheat fields enough to grow There are sunbeams and moonbeams enough to shine Oh, listen Lord, if You want to know What the world needs now is love, sweet love It's the only thing that there is just too little of What the world needs now is love, sweet love No, not just for some, oh oh oh but for everyone [instrumental break] For everyone