The Totally Serious Canon Story

Celestia smiles upon you this day, legendary spin of the noble and brave fire ponies. Born with a stunning brown mane, mint coat and beautiful, purple eyes. you lived in The Everfree Forest, where you make magnificent inventions. Your element of harmony is Art. You are Celestia's Niece, Luna's Daughter, and Cadence's Best Friend, you enjoy coloring in pictures and making them come to life, your name is Mary Sue, and you have a crush on Discord, and you are an alicorn.

You walk outside seductively, as ponies whistle and faint....Not at you that is. Lucy Uchiha, your arch nemesis is the ugliest pony in equestria, wearing yucky black, she has purple eyes, and a brown mane..

You are suddenly shot by a dart.

When Lone Pop, your best friend, starts sleep walking Bad Horseshoes and Broken Heart try to help their friend, however they may have bit off more than they can chew.

Blazing Flames and Bad Horseshoes make up a new game, but the two become overly competitive.

When Blazing Flames discovers a fragment of the amulet of order, they will have to call upon their friends to find the remaining fragments.

A doppelganger that looks like Blazing Flames is stealing goods from ponies, when Bad Horseshoes holds them accountable Broken Heart tries to find the true thief.

Lucy:HOLD ON A SECOND, THATS STEALING FROM SEASON 2 OF MY SHOW! GET OUTTA HERE!

**Lucy pushes away the screenplay**

Eh Ehmm..

When an ancient evil known only as Blazing Flames is awoken, it’s up to Bad Horseshoes and their friends to save the day.

Blazing Flames and Bad Horseshoesgets involved in a dare off which quickly gets out of control, much to the enjoyment ofBroken Heart.

After all these epic adventures we couldve done, lets stick with our adventure shall we?

Glistening Spark and Icy Wind sit in a candle lit lunch together, "I love you.." says Icy Wind "I DON'T, THIS ISN'T CANON! THIS IS ALL OUR CREATORS SCREWIN' AROUND WITH THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!" shouts Glistening Spark "Oh, that's a relief"

Says Icy Wind, as they go offscreen...

Mary Sue and Discord make sweet love, and finally fall in love, sweetly, making it, and then, when all hope is lost, the love catalyst finally bursts open revealing that it was all a dream, the whole rift bomb was created by the fabric of our imaginations, and the lazyness of the creator, as he couldve actually made this shit, and it wouldv'e been good as fuck.

Lucy:Daddy???

Mary Sue:Lucy???

Madara:IM BUSY...DOING STUFF!

....

....

Innati peeks out, her mouth dripping white.

Innati:COOL!

Lucy dressed in ragtime fishnet outift

Lucy:Oi' Bobby, play that one about fallin' down the stairs!

Copper Dusk:Sure thing Johnny! Ugh, Ah, Ungh, Uf,  Ding, DUNG!

Lucy:Oh Dear! Are you alright honey?!

(Original Moment:I'm the Widow, I'm 1000 years old, I have two hearts, and I'm willing to dedicate one to you, but most of all, I DO NOT, KNOW HOW TO FLY THIS THING!! Madara:WHAT!? Widow:ITS NOT MY TARDIS, HOW WOULD I KNOW? [After getting stuck in the Doctor's TARDIS])

Widow:I'm the Widow, I'm 1000 years old, I have two hearts, one I gave to that hobo over there, *Points to hobo in corner of TARDIS next to a smelly trashcan eating a stinky green sandwich* but most of all I'm a lezbian!

Mary Sue:So..Glisteny Wisteny...Can we start? Hhmhm..

Glistening:Actually, as much as your extremely hot, I can't trust you since your literally just a joke character and bound to get me in an akward situation, so I'm gonna have to turn this down, if you were a legit character, HELL YES, but unfortunately Logan Latvanen is too damn lazy to do so, so unfortunately we can't be a couple, I want to bang you really bad but I can't so I'm sorry, but no, goodbye my amigo pandiero friend aquantence buddy.

COLTon:Sen..Pai..

Icy Wind:OH YES, MAKE ME KUMEHUMESNOW!!!

COLTon:M..Mmm..

Icy Wind:YESYESYESYESYES!!

COLTon:You..-

Icy Wind:BWAAAAA!!

Mary Sue:YO ENOBY! LETS BRAWL..*Big muscles bulge out Bulk Biseps/Snowflake style*

Ebony Ravenway:WINNIS, WEENIS! *A big D shows up and she rides it *Considering how wrong this moment is, not that way*  Into victory

Lucy:WAPE ME DADDY!

Madara:Okay.

Lucy:YAYAYAYAYAY-Mmm!MMMPH..MPPPH!!!...Mmmmph... <3

AND THIS IS DE END, I WANNA SEE YOUR REACTIONS, I KNOW IF YOU DIDNT LAUGH, THAT YOU LAUGHED, BECAUSE YOUR LIENG, HAHAHAHA, YOU ARE A BIG FAT LIAR, HAHAHHA, A BIG BIG FAT LIAR, AHAHHAHA, HAHAHA, A BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG FAT LIAR, YOU LAUGHED, HAHAHHAHA, I SAID YOU LAUGHED SO GOD DAMN FUCKING HARD YOU LAUGHED YOU LIAR HAHAHHAAH, SO GO EAT A WIRE, HAHAHAHHA, IF YOU RETIRE HAHAHAH, I WILL STEAL YOUR KIDS, HAHAHAHAH, AND DO...Things to them..and then..do more things to them *Pedophile tounge thing*

and then...GIVE THEM ICECREAM, AND GIVE THEM BACK TO YOU, HAHAHAHAH, THEN YOU CAN WIN HAHAHHAHA, EXCEPT I WIN, HAHAHAHHA, CAUSE EITHER WAY, HAHAHAHAH, I MADE YOU LAUGH, SO YAYAYYAYAY....AHAHAHAHA!

[Say this in indian accent]

I added this because my wang is long, and because I found the Tales of Ranges..Rape..I mean Cape, on ROBLOX, and it was still fun, and stuff..yes..