The bright day dawned, it was just another day of making ponies happy for Cheese Sandwich, recently stopping in Manehattan..

"Those ponies were difficult, but we did it Boneless, just another day's work.." spoke Cheese Sandwich, "Now, I think it's time to go see an old friend of myne, and pay them respects."

In Ponyville, Pinkie Pie had just finished her Super Duper Ultra Amazing Cherry Banana Cake, and was preparing for a

visitor, little did she know Cheese Sandwich would be that visitor. "Cheese Sandwich!" beamed Pinkie Pie upon seeing him,

she ran up to him, tackled him, and started asking questions

"How've ya been Cheese? Made any more ponies happy? Interested

in my new cake?" she asked him exitedly.

He let off a fake

smile and replied with "I'm fine, thank you." he then followed

up the comment with "How would you like to come to my place

some time? I have a surprise for you!"

Pinkie nodded "Sure! That sounds like a lot of fun!" Said the joyful pink pony.

Later that day it became high noon, and the sun was setting, Pinkie anxiously waited for Cheese Sandwich to arrive, she stared at the clock tower across the street when all of the sudden she heard a sudden "Boo!" behind her, it was Cheese Sandwich.

"Cheesy! Don't scare me like that!" said Pinkie.

"Sorry, Heheh, couldn't pass off the oppertunity.." Replied

Cheese Sandwich, they headed to Cheese's "House."

Shakes Spear the unicorn watched from afar, eating a Cheese Sandwich, he

stared at Cheese's cutie mark, thinking "I want that..." And

began stalking them on the way to Cheese's domain.

When they got there, it was an old decrepit cabin, Cheese

opened the door gesturing Pinkie to get in, she entered and Cheese followed, slamming and locking the door behind him.

When Shake Spear got there he was locked out. The walls were draped in what appeared to be Ribbons, but they were pony

organs, dried blood was splattered across the walls of the old cabin, followed by words painted on the wall in blood spelling "Help me"

When Pinkie turned around, Cheese was nowhere to be

seen, until Cheese lunged at her from behind, and pinned her

down. "Please be clop.." Said Shake Spear.

Cheese Sandwich

pulled out a syringe from his mane, and hoist in into Pinkie

Pie's neck, when she woke up she was nailed to the wall, like a crucification,

"OH COME ON!" complained Shake Spear.

"Cheesy! Stop! What kind of twisted joke is this? This isn't fun!" pleaded Pinkie, Cheese just stood there with a crooked smile, he pulled out a chainsaw and began to power it.

"I never said it'd be a fun surprise, well, fun for you atleast.." said Cheese Sandwich.

"This'll only hurt a little...Then it'll hurt alot..AHAHAHAH-NAHAHAHAHAH!" cackled Cheese Sandwich, the chainsaw spun round and round, Pinkie's eyes watched the chainsaw spin, when all of the sudden, Cheese Sandwich began to slowly approach Pinkie, and cut her left hoof cold off, blood gushed out of her torso, as she screamed in agony.

"Cheesy, Please Stop! PLEASE!" she pleaded as her mane drooped down.

Cheese bargained "I beg you to reconsider, we're just getting started.." he said with a devilish smile, as he shoved Boneless, his rubber chicken into Pinkie's muzzle, she screamed, crying, as he proceeded to cut her torso open, blood gushed out like a fountain, he cut open her abdominal sack, and through into her large intestine, then soon after tearing into her uterus, by this point she was unconcious

"Your not laughing.." said Cheese Sandwich.

"Aha..Ahahaha.." mumbled Pinkie,

"Pardon?!" blared Cheese as he cut in through her back making a slit in the cabin wall, Pinkie Screamed, before she bled to death.

"That wasn't as fun as the last one." sighed Cheese Sandwich as he pulled Boneless out of Pinkie's mouth and threw her into his

stash in his closet with the rest of his victims.

"But you win some you lose some." he added, as he proceeded to use her guts for Cheese Sandwiches, Shake Spear looked down at what was left of his cheese sandwich, and proceeded to vomit

on the cabin.

THE END.

Author's Note

Incase you ponies out there are wondering who Shakespearicles is, he's a fellow fanfic writer, and I just thought I'd give him a good ol' cameo, cause why the hay not.