Sandwiches

A new day dawned, Cheese Sandwich hopped outside with boneless mounted along, "Today's the start of a new day!" said Cheese, "Who else can we make happy?" he thought, that's when it hit him.
"I know! I'll go see the Rainbow pony!" he beamed, as he hopped down to Ponyville and shouted for Rainbow Dash.
"Rainbow? You Home?" he shouted.
"Yeah, Who is i-Cheese Sandwich? Ohmygosh! How've you been?" she asked excitedly,
"I've been just great! How about you?" He replied. "Eh, it could be about 20% cooler." she answered, they both chuckled.
"Say, wanna go to my place sometime? I have a surprise for you!" he joyfully asked.
"What kind of surprise?" asked Rainbow, "You'll just have to come and see!" answered Cheese.

Later that day, Cheese Sandwich showed up to bring Rainbow Dash to see her "Surprise", however, Rainbow Dash was more difficult.

"What is this place? Whats the big idea? Is this a haunted house themed surprise?" Asked Rainbow Dash, Cheese Sandwich threw a syringe at her, and she fell asleep, when she woke up she was chained to the wall, Rainbow struggled "Hey! whats the big idea!?" she asked.
Cheese proceeded to power a chainsaw, and approach her, but she managed to break the shackles. "I'm telling everypony! You'll be found out!" she angrily stated, before shooting out the roof, creating a gaping hole.

"Dag Nabbit, I'm found out...Grrr, Boneless, what do I do? AHA! I GOT IT!" stated Cheese Sandwich
He put on a wig, and fake mustache, along with a clown outfit, and headed toward Ponyville, Ponyville was sad after the loss of Pinkie Pie, ponies fighting eachother, and all, then Cheese Sandwi-Erm..Red Nose came to town, and he got into a fight with another clown pony, and brutally murdered him in an alley. The police looked all over for Cheese Sandwich, and eventually found his cabin where all his victims were stashed, they were disgusted, and proceeded to tell the Princesses about the situation.

They sent out guards to protect the remaining Elements of Harmony, Mayor Mare, and most important ponies, most of Ponyville complained "Why don't we get protection from this guy? Huh!?" but to no avail, it wasn't long before Red Nose decided to pay a visit to Twilight Sparkle, and thats when the guards got suspicious, it was sundown, and all the ponies were forced to hide in their homes, or any shelter possible, and Red Nose, happened to oddly be the only pony outside...Not only that, but he wasn't familiar...Odd wasn't it? They detained the Stallion and ripped off the wig and fake Mustache.

And Cheese Sandwich, was brought to the hospital...for good.

THE END.