AngryCartoonGuy presents...
His first major clopfic...
SUDDEN PLEASURE
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You open the door to the Silver Pub's bathroom. You can feel something growing near your chest, which you quickly cover up with your legs. It would be embarassing for somepony to find out about this new dilemma. Ever since you sat down in the bar, you cannot stop thinking about your friend Shining Armor's sister, Twilight Sparkle. This little fact must be hidden from the leader of the Royal Guard, so your friendship with the blue-maned unicorn would stay the same.
Speaking of your friendship with Shining, you two have been very close friends ever since meeting at a party two years back. It's been a great two years, filled with gossip, drinks, and naughtiness, but you fear something might change anyday. In fact, that day might be today.
You enter a stall to calm yourself down. The booze from this night has entoxicated you to new heights, leaving you in a state similar to being drugged. This state causes a horrible time when you try to sit down in the stall, but you eventually manage. You use your magic to lock the stall door.
As you do this, you hear the restroom door open. The stallion that has entered is Shining. You hope that he doesn't hear anything from your location. Sure enough, he has something to say. He tells you, "So, Freeze, whatcha wanna do after this?" He is slurring his words and using a strange tone that seems dislocated from his words. He's still less drunk than you, however, as he has to work in the morning.
His job in the morning is being the Captain of the Royal Guard. You know that if you graduate with high enough grades, you can become part of Shining's squad. It is your dream to have this happen, but it's still very far-fetched.
You clear your throat to speak and do so. "What about a panty raid?" you suggest, slurring your words to a higher degree than Shining. "Y'know, for old time's sake." For the largest portion of your friendship with Shining, you two went raiding mares' houses, stealing their undergarments. Eventually, Shining and you decided that panty raids were too immature for your taste. But the nostalgia is high this night and so is the drinking, so it seems like a good idea.
You can hear the drunken state slipping from Shining as he replies, "Why not?" He pauses for a moment to think about it. "Sure. One last raid." You smile at this statement. You feel great that your best friend agrees with you in such a way. Usually, he is a bit stubborn, but it must be the atmosphere or something, as he is acting more open to ideas.
You feel that your boner is gone, so you unlock the stall door and begin staring at Shining. He has a condom in his hand, no doubt thinking about sex. So this must be why he's like this, you think to yourself. You stop staring at your friend and giggle. It's not everyday that you find a married stallion thinking about other mares than his wife in such a way. He blushes until it looks like he has applied lipstick to his cheeks. "It's okay, it's okay," you reassure him calmly. "I won't tell." You start heading back into the bar but look back at Shining. "Come on, dude. Let's tell the others about our plan."
You sit back down at your barstool. Sitting near you is your gang, which is made up of Doctor Whooves, Thunderlane, Shining, and yourself. You have a lot of fun with this gang, but the amount of stallions creates fights among the gang. You remember the name you have for your gang, The Lost Ark.
It is actually quite a funny story about how you came up with the name. You and Shining were up late Friday night, when two pegasi snuck into the home you were in. Apparently, they had had the same idea you and Shining had, and they were attempting to become the "Raiders of the Lost Panties," as Thunderlane put it. It was a corny pun, but no one in The Lost Ark can crack a good joke. After Thunderlane used that quip, you had asked if he and his friend, Doctor Whooves, would like to form a gang with you and Shining. And the "Lost Panties" joke was on your mind when the four of you formed The Lost Ark, and so it created the aforementioned name.
But it's now the present, and so you must help give the news to the two friends who are in the dark on your idea. You are the first to speak. "Me and Shining have a great idea," you explain with a smirk on your muzzle. "A panty raid, anypony?" You chuckle quietly at your own joke, and Thunderlane laughs back.
Doctor Whooves, on the other hand, just nods in response. He's not much of a jokester, but he still likes this kind of thing. He answers, "Okay." It's a simple answer, but it's an effective one at that. He has a slight smile on his face. For an alcoholic, he surprisingly hasn't taken a single drink, making him the wisest of your gang at the moment.
Shining clears his throat to get your attention. He suggests, "Well, why don't we begin?" The alcohol level has gone down in his body, and you also notice a change in yourself, too. It seems that the drunked state is almost over. "I have the perfect place," Shining adds as he simpers.
Thunderlane looks ready to do something regretful. He eyes the Captain of the Royal Guard carefully and asks, "What do you have in mind?" His words are still slurred very much. He must have drank more alcohol then the rest of you.
Shining rubs his forehooves together and replies, "My sister and her friends are having a sleepover at Rarity's home. I say that it would be most wonderful to get panties from." You think back to the condom from earlier in the bathroom and give your friend a grin. He must be in love with Rarity. He notices your grin and adds, "What?"
"Oh, nothing," you lie. "Just nothing." You chortle under your breath as you get up from your seat. The other three follow your lead as you begin towards the house of Rarity.
Rarity's home is above the boutique that she owns, so it is impossible to get in without setting off police alarms. There is only one choice: teleportation. You prepare the spell, but you get interrupted by Shining Armor, who proceeds to cast the spell himself. You realize that you are still a rookie when it comes to that field of magic, so it is better for Shining to do it himself.
The light of the spell surrounds you, and a tingling sensation overcomes you. The spell is working. You see the rest of The Lost Ark also inside of the spell's area. Doctor Whooves and Thunderlane appear to be looking around, wondering what is going on, while Shining has his eyes closed. His horn has a pink aura around it. This is the indication that a unicorn or Alicorn is casting a spell, but you already know that he is casting the teleportation spell.
After a few seconds, you find yourself inside of the Carousel Boutique. There are dresses and sketches everywhere, most having beautiful patterns on them. The four of you let out some oohs and ahs in wonder. It seems that none of you have actually given the time to look around, thanks to the fact that only one of you is in a relationship with a mare.
You and your friends find the stairs and strut up them. Now you all are in the upstairs hallway. While the other three are looking at pictures of Rarity and her friends, you search for the door to Rarity's bedroom. It seems that most of this section of the building is used for art purposes, given Rarity's career. You eventually discover the door you are looking for, marked RARITY, and whisper to your friends, "Hey, guys, come over here!"
They follow you to the door and gasp with delight. It seems that they also have they also are in love with one of the Elements of Harmony, as Rarity and her friends are called. You use your magic to open the door silently, and the four of you enter. You can hear snoring coming from the other side of the room, but you ignore it and go straight to opening the dresser next to you. You do this in a quiet manner, making sure not to wake the mares. You all grab a few pairs of Rarity's panties and giggle under your breath. It was so easy!
Suddenly, you notice the most beautiful pair of blue lingerie near a cot. You begin to tug it with your magic and hear a scream. You screwed up. Badly. It turns out that you tried to tug at a pair of panties that a certain purple Alicorn was wearing. Thunderlane and Doctor Whooves run. You guess that they don't want to get into trouble. An alarm goes off in the background, and you hear hoofsteps. Rarity is up.
She turns on the light and screams in a similar tone to Twilight's. She sees you and Shining holding a pile of panties and looks as if she is ready to call the police. You try quieting her down, but it's too late. The remaining four mares that were still sleeping are now up, too.
Twilight notices Shining and asks in a panic, "What are you doing here?! Why do you have Rarity's undergarments?!" She is failing to find the words, it seems, as she doesn't speak for a while. You realize that she is actually waiting for an answer from either of you.
Shining strokes his neck in awkwardness. "Well, you see... For the past two years, Freeze, Whooves, Thunderlane, and I have been going on stallions' nights out. And, well, we decided to go on another panty raid." He is now blushing even harder than during the condom incident.
Rarity is furious. "That is horrible!" she cries in anger. "First off, you're married! Second, that's really immature! And third, it's very inappropriate! And at your sister's sleepover, nonetheless!" She turns to you. "And, Freeze, don't think you are getting any slack! You decided to help with this 'panty raid' of sorts, and to add salt to an open wound, you tried to grab the clothing off of a mare's ass!" You and Twilight both blush at this.
Why is she acting so awkward about this? you wonder. It's me who's in trouble! You hurry to explain, "I didn't know she was wearing it..."
Rarity screams, "IT DOESN'T MATTER! What does matter is the fact that you took a pair of lingerie knowing whose it was!" She breathes through her nose heavily. This is the angriest you have seen her.
Twilight turns to you and spoke up. She inquires, "You... you knew they were mine?" She is blushing even harder. "D-do you like me or something?" You give an honest nod as your expression becomes gloomier. Tears start to form in Twilight's eyes as a response. "No, no, no! It's okay! It's okay! Look, I like you, too!" She immediately puts a hoof to her lips to silence herself.
You feel that your heart is now beating rapidly. "Is that true?" you shoot back with a sudden grin. "Do you really love me?" The feelings have been held up inside of you for too long. It's time to let them out, you now know. Twilight repeats the nods you gave her, except with a less gloomy expression. "I- I- Uh... I-" You are interrupted by a kiss on the cheek. "Uh..." is all you can say. You can't process anything going on at the moment. You turn to Rarity. "Where's your bathroom?" She gives you directions, and you hurry to the restroom to think about things.
She really likes me! you think to yourself. This whole time, Twilight Sparkle has liked me! No, that isn't right. She loves me... It takes you a while to figure out what to do. You rush back into Rarity's bedroom and face Twilight once again. She just stares at you. You get her to concentrate on something else as you kiss her. On the lips. It's beautiful, but it ends quickly. You feel a bit empty inside now. You want more.
Meanwhile, Twilight is stuttering left and right. It seems that this has been harder on her than on you. About a minute later, she finally figures out what's going on and throw you into an embrace. You kiss her on the lips again, this time touching her lips with your tongue. She opens her mouth a bit, and you explore the delicious insides of your crush's mouth.
Eventually, you break the embrace and sigh. It's amazing to have this happen to you. Something's gonna happen. And you know just what. You push Twilight down to her cot and she snickers. It is wonderful on her end, no doubt. You both begin to cuddle wildly. Suddenly, you remember the other six in the room and sigh. You ask them kindly, "Could you please leave us alone?" They nod at you and leave the room.
You get peppered with kisses in many places on your face, but Twilight decides to extend the region to your waist. She begins to kiss farther and farther down before deciding on your chest. She begins to give short pecks between your breasts, which makes you moan. She licks her lips and emits a sexy growl. It appears to be turning you on, you notice. Twilight seems to notice this fact, too, as she growls again in the same tone. You realize that Twilight has been looking at your penis, and you blush. She notices the redness on your face and gives you another French kiss. It feels even better now that you and Twilight have switched roles on the kiss.
You use your magic to squeeze Twilight's breasts tightly. She sends you a loud moan, and you continue. It becomes a vigorous cycle, with both of you moaning at the squeezes and the pecks.
"Please," Twilight tells you in a sultry tone, "don't stop." You glance at her clit. It's wet. You must be doing your job very very well. "Oh, yeah," she adds. You squeeze her breasts as hard as you can. Her moans become louder than ever, her clit becoming wetter.
You suddenly stop, going against the pleads of your new marefriend. She begins to groan and asks, "What's wrong?" You point your hoof at your penis. "Oh..." She puts on bedroom eyes. "I'll do this for you." You uncover your member a bit more as Twilight pulls herself down to it. She licks the bottom of the tip, and you give a moan. It's the most amazing feeling.
She continues these licks as you continue moaning. Before you know it, your boner grows. Twilight takes her muzzle and begins to blow you. The moans you create increase in intensity. "Yeah, Twi, right... there..." you instruct between moans. "Oh, Gods, that's amazing."
But she stops. You think that this might be payback for ending the breast squeezing, but an even better feeling washes over you. You can't believe where your dick is at. Actually, you can't believe what's going on at all.
You're fucking Twilight Sparkle!
You stick your member farther into your marefriend as she is now in ecstasy. Her moans of pleasure are at extreme levels by now, which makes your erection grow even bigger. You can feel the precum by now. You'll come soon, you know, but you'll cross that bridge when you get to it.
Your thrusts into Twilight go even farther and become slower. Her moans become louder and sexier. Everything about the night just gets better and better.
You begin to feel something happening in your dick. You say to Twilight, "I'm about to come!" But neither of you have enough time to prepare for a blissful action coming from your member. You both sigh and lie next to each other.
"Could you do that to me?" Twilight asks with false innocence. Her voice has a bit of a sultry tone mixed in, and you look every bit of it. When you give her a questioning look, she adds, "Y'know, with the licking?" You crawl down to her clit. Using your tongue, you begin to lick the beautiful piece of anatomy. Once she moans, you do it a bit more slowly. The moans are louder.
After a while of licking Twilight's sex, Twilight moans oh-so-loudly and screams, "I'm coming!" However, you don't move your face. Instead, you put your tongue right above her clit and get ready for the wonderful liquid that follows. It squirts out, and you begin to catch the cum in your mouth, drinking it like wine. A few gulps later, and you feel satisfied.
Finally.
You wake up on Twilight's cot. She appears to be missing. You decide to look for her. You get up and open the bedroom door. There appears to be some voices downstairs, which you follow. You then find yourself in the dining room, where Rarity, Shining, and Twilight are eating pancakes. There is a plate of pancakes by an empty seat that you sit down in.
Shining speaks first. "So how was last night?" he inquires to you and Twilight. He has a silly grin on his face.
"Well," you explain, "it was pretty awesome. What do you think, Twi?" You turn to Twilight and wait for an answer from the mare.
She nods in response. "It was amazing," she agrees. She notices that Shining and Rarity are staring at each other, eyes heavy. "What's going on?" she added in a whimper.
"Well, I think you can figure it out," Shining replies to his sister. He chuckles and gives Rarity a kiss on the cheek. They must have done something last night, that's for sure.
Twilight eyes him strangely. "What?" Her eyes go wide. "Oh, oh, oh! Ugh..." She got up from her seat. "I'll be right back." She held her breath and ran upstairs.
You turn to Shining and grin. He grins back, agreeing with you silently. He can tell what you are thinking, and he feels the same exact way, just with Rarity instead.
Life will be awesome from now on.
Author's Note
And so here is my first clopfic! Sorry if the quality isn't that good. Again, it's my first clopfic. If you'd like to proofread or draw the cover art, message me.
Tell me what ya think. :D