Gilbert wanted to test his new super-extra-mega-speedy Internet connection. Thus, being a good brony citizen, he decided to go for a live cosplay in front of his HD webcam.

How could he possibly have known that he was about to commit the greatest blunder of his life?

⚠︎ Noir. Read at your own risks.

Proofread by Carabas. Sleeve by Akiracatz (or Mintatheena?).