new pony on the block

by hopeforbestlol

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Comedy, Romance, Random, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe
Length: 1314

just a human that decided to jump down a bottomless pit thats not so bottomless follow as laz becomes a well known pony/griffin/dragon yea i went there

In this a human kid decided to jump down a hole bad choice right well when this boy wakes up a pony shit goes down follow as a hybrid pony becomes a well known musician

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-18 19:38:24 UTC

youtube fame

"so spike um.... How old are I don't mess with kids?" Laz said trying to not sound like this was illogical on all levels

    "i'm 21 but Twi treats me like a kid.. bitch." Spike said pissed.

    "im 21 too but in my world I'm immature."

    "well cool um... Hey do you sing and stuff?"

    "well yea but I don't do stuff with it... Why?" Laz said confused.

    "great, I wanna make YouTube video but I'm they only good singing in my group of homeys. Will you do a song I wrote with me?" Spike said begging

    "well this is kinda sudden.." laz said

     "please please PLEASE.." spike screamed

     "ok... But do you have instruments?"

    "yea lets go!" Spike said nearly dragging laz.

At the tree house.

    "ok... Here it is." Spike said pointing and smiling.

    "cool but what's you stage name? Laz said hopefully

    "scorch marks." He said proud.

    "what's yours?"

    "Master dragon." Laz said last second

    "sick." They fist bumped.

    "let's start

[YouTube= {maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger ft. Christina Aguilera}

"ok so cool now can we sleep it's like 12!" Laz said tired.

   "sure night bro."

Tomorrow

   "laz check this!" Spike said like he just got laid

   "what?"

   "the video has over 700 million hits!"

   "no.... Fucking..... Way." Laz said in shock.

   "yea wa...." Spike was inturuped by a phone call

   "hey is this master dragon and scorch marks."

   "yes?" They said in unison

   "i'd like to over you a record deal and I'd like if you chould play at a club in ponyville."

   "yes." They said nearly bursting with excitement.

   "ok see ya there."

   "dude... We... Are... Awesome." Laz said

   "i know lets get ready."

   "alright."

And before they split spike said something.

   "hey laz... Do you have a crush on vinyl?"

   "no um no where'd you get that heh!" Laz said blushing furiously.

  "ha yea you do ha ha!" Spike said dying of laughter.

   "Ha ha funny so have you stoped masturbating to rarity yet?" Laz said dryly.

Spike hung his head in shame.

   "That what I thought."

   "yea alright see ya I'm get my signature fedora."

   "ok bye."

i hate dares

    "dude why do you always chose truth, I all ready now enough about you."

    "sorry but I don't need to lick a boot or something ok." Laz said clearly showing his smart side.

    "wuss!" Seth said with a cocky smirk knowing this whould turn turn laz's gears.

    "hey! NO One calls me a WUSS and gets away with it" Laz said falling for the trap.

    "fine truth or DARE."

    "dare!" Laz said in an overly energetic vioce.

    "jump down the bottomless pit then." Seth said happy it worked.

    "oh shit!" Laz said realizing what happened.

They all went to the pit.

    "dude you know you don't have to do this right!!" Gabe said concerned for his friends life.

    "this is suicidal!" Gabe said shaking laz.

    "i know but.... This is my choice." Laz said as he jumped.

    "holy shit LAZ!!" They screamed as he jumped.

As Laz spun out of control he passed out from a minor head injury.

    "huh.... Wha...... Where am i..... Am I bleeding." Laz said as he reached for his head but noticed his hand was blue!

    "What.... The... Fuuu." Laz had passed out from shock.

Laz awoken to the sound of a voice.

    "hey..... ey..... WAKE UP!" The doctor said.

   "Mmm... Where th fu.... I mean where am I." Laz said trying not to get in trouble.

    "ponyville hospital, silly.

    "No fucking way!"

wow...really

   "so I'm in ponyville?"laz asked clearly confused.

   "yea silly where else whould you be heh heh!" A happy yet disturbing voice said.

   "ah' can confirm that sugarcube. A almost hillbilly voice said.

   "ok... Let me get this straight.... I fell in hole and became a pony? Laz said Pissed off while being confused.

   "well sorta you have a rare species of cantorlot."

   "which are Mr cliffhanger?" Laz said hiding his fear.

   "dragon!" The doctor said proud he found him first.

   "hey he's like me" a none mature voice said.

   "yea but cooler spike."

They all gasped.

   "how do you know me, can you read minds... What number am I thinking."

   "im a brony." Laz said with a smile.

   " what's ah' brony?" Aj said.

   "um a very wise person.." laz said knowing that conversation whould be wasting his time.

   "then I guess I'm a brony too." Twi said proud.

   "Yea sure.... What ever floats your boat." laz said sarcasticly.

   "ive made it so they can show you around." The doctor said in a serious manor.

   "ok fine but can I see vinyl scratch first, she awesome." Laz said eagerly.

   "no. We need to study your type of species and find you element you have to stay." Twi said.

   "um... No Fuck you I'm going." Laz got up on his feet and was stoped by a larger spike.

   "wait" spike said.

   "ok what."

   "can we hang out later please?" Spike said like he was losing a nut.

   "um sure... Your cool why not." Laz said finally cooling off.

   "But were going to vinlys first ok."

   "cool but um that blanket was cover your parts!" Spike said worried.

   "ohhh that's the breeze... Oh shit!" Laz covered his weapon.

Laz put on the clothes like electric.

    "wow these are sweet, I feel attached almost."

   "Welcome" Twi said.

   "did you lady's see anything." Laz said suspiciously

   "besides you big friend nothing hehe." Pinkie said.

   Fluttershy fanted as laz walked out.

As soon as there were out spike let out a sigh a said

    "i fucking hate Twi I can't even give a hug she said its to sexual."

    "wow.... Really."

Spike just nodded his head and they set off for vinly's house.

geez man

"so where first laz" spike said.

"im I wanna meet the mane six so..." Laz trialed off.

"how about sugercube corner?"

"im yea I'm kinda hungry too." Laz said.

"so spike um I read something about Dragons...."

"well, come on."

"Um... Do we have powers." Laz said excited.

"on you mean our elements, well yea I guess."

"can we find mine?"

"sure um how were you hatched?" Spike said.

"Um I'm good a video games, does that help?"

"yea..... Here try getting in my phone."

"im what?"

"you heard."

"oook." Laz then teleported into the phone.

"wow you did it."

"yup I'm a fast learner." Laz said in a conceited tone.

"and a smartass."

"yea yea shut up."

At sugercube corner.

"hey pinkie."

"sup guys what'll it be?" Said pinkie.

"um a gem cupcake!"

"ok and you laz?"

"um got anything like weed?" Laz stifled a laugh.

"no I'm in recovery you douche!" Pinkie said angry.

"oh I'm sorry."

Pinkie sighed "its ok."

They ate the gem cupcakes and left.

"so what now?" Spike said.

"fluttershy."

At fluttershys

"hello boys come in, come in." Fluttershy said.

"hey" they said in unison.

"so what's up."

"on nothing just relaxing"

"on well hey maybe we chould help you with that." Laz said sexually.

"um no that alright."

"Hey fluttershy what your number."

"what um no I'm not like that!" Fluttershy was flipping.

"whoa... Whoa calm down I just want have it in case you wanted some company geez."

"im sorry it's just people usually hit on me."

"on well I think you are beautiful but I respect you."

Fluttershy blushed "thanks."

"no problem, but wait we have a gig tonight bye." Laz said

"ok bye."

At the doors of the club

"ready?"

"ready."

"let's do it" they said in unison.